第2章 人不到也能领证?

luyuchengzhoumei,shizaishoubuletadesuisuinian,benlaixiangheheta,jitagejixing,xianzaiquerenwukerendao:“mashangxiache,bierangwoshuodierci。”

让她下车?

不准备轻薄她了?

guningxuanjingyayuzheiweidagedeyinqingbuding,buzhidaozijinajuhuarangtaxinruanfangguoleziji,lengleyixia,lianmangnaqibaobaojiupigunniaoliudixialeche,paodefeikuai。

yitianzhineijielianshouleliangcijinghe,silitaoshengliangci,guningxuanraoshizaiqiangdadexinzangyeshoubuzhu,lianchuzucheyebugandale,zhijiejiguimixiayiyidaledianhua,dengtalaijietahuiqu。

bushitasong,tashizhendetuijiaofaruan,zoudouzoubudongle。

banxiaoshihou,chechuangjiangxia,luchuxiayiyiyanguangsishedelian,“guerxiaojie,nizheizailubiandangdunzini,haibukuaishangche?”

guningxuanzheicaiqishen,wanruzuozeiyiyangzuanjinlefujiashi。

“nibuzhidao,wojintiankanjianlewoneigeweihunfu,zhangdegenchehuoxianchangyiyang,hedewoshangletangheiche,neigesijishoulewodeqianbawoladaozheigeniaobulashidedifang,wochadianjiuyuyunxiangxiaole!”

tafengkuangtucaozhegangcaidejingli,zhidaoxiayiyitingdaozuihouduitafanlegebaiyan,zhilezhitadebao:“dazhu,nishoujixiangle。”

guningxuankanjianlaidianxianshishangde“muqindaren”,xiayishidiaihaoleyisheng,renmingdijieleqilai:“ma,ganmani?”

gumadedasangmenjibiangezhedianhua,doubatadeerduozhendewengwengxiang:“guningxuan!wokannishidanerfeile!lianniwaigongdehuadouganbutingle!shuolerangniqulingzheng,renni!”

“wo……”guningxuanjieshidehuakazaihoulongli,meilexiawen。

tazongbunengshuozijishiyinweineirentaichoucaipaoledeba?

“buguoxingkuilujiazaoyouzhunbei,yijingbanimenlianggedezhengbanwanle,wokanniheluyuchengneihaizilangcainvmaode,zhenshitianzaodishededeyiduier。”

langcainvmao?tianzaodishe?guningxuanzhenxiangdahouyijutayouzheimechouma,heneiweiluyuchengxianshengjuranru!ci!ban!pei!ma!

这究竟还是亲妈吗?

poyugumade**,guningxuanhaishiguaiguaidibishanglezui,baxiangshuodehuadouyanhuileduzili。

“buguo,”gumahuafengyizhuan,“weilelujiahenijiedeshiyezhexiang,nimenlianggezanshihaiyaoyinhun,bunengdacaodabande,niyihoukejiushilujiadeshaonainaile,kebunengzaixiangjintianzheimerenxingle,tingdaomeiyou?”

guningxuanjingdelianxiabadouyaodiaole。

tabushiyijingtaohunlema?zenmelujiazheimelihaide,benrenmeidaochangdounengbataanpaidemingmingbaibai?!

“buxing!ma,nitingwoshuo,zheigehunwobu……”

huameishuowan,jiufaxiangumayijingguaduanledianhua,guningxuanqidechadianbashoujishuaile。

“nijiurenleba,sheiranglujialaoyeziduiniwaigongyouenni。”xiayiyishuowan,youtongqingdepailepaitajianbang,“aiyo,duohaodeyigexiaomeirener,jiuzheimexianhuachazainiufenshangle,ze。”

不行!

guningxuanjuedezheishibunengjiuzheimesuanle,tabeizhuangdidahouyisheng:“jielehainengli!womenxianquhejiu!”

干!

guningxuankaileyipingguidetaroutongdehongjiu,genxiayiyipenglegebei。

“buxing,wojuedewoyidingyaolaiyicinanwangde……”

tahelebushaojiu,yijingyouxieweixun,jiubadedengguangyouanyoumili,chendetadeyanshenyehuanghuleqilai。

xiayiyibukuishitacongxiaowandaodadeguimi,limajiuchajuebudui,jingtidewen:“ningxuan,niyaoganshenme?”

“heiheihei,”guningxuanguoranshizuile,tadalegejiuge,duizhexiayiyishaxiaoliangsheng,“bu,bunenggaosuni。”

xiayiyizhengxiangjinggaotabieluanlai,jiuganjueduziliyizhenfanjiangdaohai,talianseshashijiubaile,chezheguningxuandishengshuodao:“gunainailaidayimale,nijiwolaolaoshishidaizaizhei,tingjianmeiyou?woyihuijiuhuilai。”

guningxuanzhalezhayanjing,youxiemimangditingzhetadehua,kanjianxiayiyizoujinlecesuo,tayouluchuleyigedeyidexiaorong,yaoyaohuanghuangdicongzuoweishangzhanleqilai,huanshileyiquan,chongzhejiaoluolidenanrenzouleguoqu。

jiushitale,guningxuannulidiyaoyaotou,shituluchuyigezuiyourendexiaorong,laimianduitajijiangyaogonglvede“liewu”。

tayijingzuohaolexinlizhunbei,genghekuangzheigenanrensihuzhangdehaibucuo,tayebuchikui。

zhengzaikazuolihejiudeluyuchengkanjianxiangtazouguolaidexiaonvrendemoyangshi,meiyandunshiyilin。

tazheigexinchuludeqizi,dawanshangdebuhaohaodaizaijiali,laijiubaganshenme?

taweiweimilemiyan,kanzheguningxuanlianjiashangdeliangtuanhezuijiuzhihoudetuohong,shensegenglenglejigedu。

guningxuanduiluyuchengdeshenqingbianhuahunranbujue,tahaobukeqidiyi**zuodaonanrenshenbian,shenzhihaigewaidadandiyibalouzhuletadejianbang。

“haogege,nidaiwohuiqu,haobuhaoa?”tafuzailuyuchengdeerbian,tuqirulan,shengyinnidedounengdichushuilai。

tajidedianshijulijiushizheimeshuode,baishibailing。

luyuchengganshouzhebojingshangchuanlaiyizhenyizhendesuma,wozhejiubeideshoudengshiyijin——

gaiside,zheigenvrendaodiyoumeiyouyijingyaojiarenderenzhi?!

guningxuankanzheluyuchengsihumeishenmefanyingdeyangzi,yaoleyaoyazhijiebaozhuletadeyao,nanrendeyaojingshouyouli,youyigekanchengwanmeideshouxianhudu,erqie……

tamodaoleluyuchengyaowo,gegedixiaoleqilai:“shuaige,yuema,womaidan。”

xiaonvrenmeiyanrusidikanzheluyucheng,yanjingliquequanrantouzheweijingrenshideguangmang,benzhuodiliaobozheta。

luyuchengniezhetadejianbang,yaozheya,congzuilijichulejigezilai:“nihaohaokankan,woshishei!”

shuxideshengyinguanruguningxuanermo,tanaozihaoxiangbeibingkuaidongleyibian,yigejiling,youdianxingle。

simuxiangduideyishunjian,tadaoxileyikouliangqi,chayidihanchulesheng:“nishibaitianneigeheichesiji?”

guningxuanjijimangmangdisongkaishou,xiangyaocongnanrenshenshangxialai,quebeiluyuchengyibawozhu,tieyiyangdedashouwuluntazenmebaidoubaibukai。

guningxuanyoudianjile:“wei,nibuyuanyijiubuyuanyima,woyaozounihaibufangwozoua!”

ta,tacuolehaibuxingma!

shitakanzouleyan,xuancuolexiashoudeduixiang!sheizhidaozheiniantouheichesijihailaizuoyaa。