第2章 我可不是软柿子

“xianghaolema?wokemeishenmenaixindeng。”shuozhe,bailiuyuecongtoushangbaxialezanzi,dizaizijidebojingchu!

“ruguonibutongyidehua,shuobuzhunzheidongxixiayimiaojiucijinwobozilile,daoshihouniyekeyijinineigebaobeiernveryitongshoushile。”

bailiuyuededongzuojingdebaichengxiangyezuobuwenle,tazhanqilai,mangdao:“yueer,biejidong,wodayingni,wodayingnijiushile!”

tingdaobaichengxiangzheimeshuo,bailiuyuemanyidexiaole:“neime,mingzaonibadongxisongguolaiwobianjiaren,fouze,wobiansizaizheier。”

“ni!heng!”baichengxiangqideyijuhuayebuxianghebailiuyueduoshuo。

erbailiuyuezeshianxinle,zaibaichengxiangzouhou,lianshangdexiaorongshoulian,querdaizhideshiyipianchenjing。

chuanyue,zheizhongshiershizaishitaixuanhule。buguo,jirannengzaihuoyici,zheiziranshihaode。shenchushou,bailiuyuekanzhenvzixianxideshouzhi,mouguangyishan。zheiyishi,tajueduiyaoziyouzizaidehuozhe,burangrenherenshufuta。

yuzheigejiachedituoliguanxi,shidiyibu,ranhoubianshizaibaituoneigeshenmeguiwang。jiezhetajiuziyoule!xiangdaozheili,bailiuyuedelianshangfuxianchuleyisiqidaizhise。

“xiaojie。”cuiyundaidaidekanzhebailiuyue,beiganggangbailiuyuedeqishihedaole。

bailiuyuewenyan,kanxiangcuiyun,muguangbuyoudefangrou。

zheigexiaoyahuanpeizheyuanzhushiduonian,napayuanzhuyidianyebudetengai,shenzhihaidetayegenzheshouku,yehaishizhongxingenggeng。taxihuanzhongchengderen,napa,zheifenzhongchengbushuyuta。

xinzhongxiangzhe,bailiuyueyuqiqingroudao:“zenmele,cuiyun?”

“xiaojienindangzhenyaoyulaoyeduanjueguanxi?takeshinindefuqina。”

“danshitaqinshoubawotuixianghuokeng,mingmingzhidaokenenghaisiwo。cuiyunnijide,yongyuanbuyaoduihainiderenrenci。”bailiuyueshuozhe,muguangyileng。

“xiaojie……”cuiyunyuyanyouzhi,zhijuedezijiaxiaojiehaosibianlegerenside。

“haole,quxiuxiba,jintianhehuaileba?mingtianwoyaochujia,daoshikeyoudenimangle。”bailiuyuejiangcuiyunqiantuihou,yetangxiaxiuxile。

fashengletaiduoshi,ruoshibuhaohaoxiuxiyixiadehua,mingtianpashimeiyoujingshenyingduitufazhuangkuang。

……

chengqinjueduishizheishishangzuifansuodeshiqing,shouxianyaoxiapinli,erqieyaofenjiciguoli。buguo,zaibailiuyuezheili,quezhishiyidaoshengzhi,yidinghuajiao。

lingchensandianzhongzuoyou,cuiyunjinlebailiuyuedefangjian。

“xiaojie?xiaojie?gaiqishenshuzhuangle。mamamendouzaiwaimiandengzheni。”cuiyunshuozhe,bianyaoquxianbailiuyuedebeizi,jieguogangchudaobeijiao,bailiuyuebianmengdiqishen,zongshenyiyue,wenwenzhandaodishang,yifujiebeitaishi。

“xiaojie,ninzenmele?”cuiyunheleyitiao。

jianshicuiyun,bailiuyuezheicaijiangxinfangxia。

tachadianwangle,tayijingchuanyuele,buzaishineigesuishidoukenengbeishadebailiuyue。

zhangshijiandegaodujingtirangtayijingchenglexiguan,bailiuyueshoulianlezijideqishihou,fangcaidao:“wohaiyiweiyoushenmerentouxiwoni。”

“ha?”cuiyunbeibailiuyuedehuanongdeyileng,ranhouzhuandao:“xiaojie,mamamendouzaiwaimiandeng。”

“shima?”bailiuyueqingshengnanni,ranhoutuikailemen,menwai,sigechuanzheheseyifudemamazhengbanzhelianzhanzaimenkou。

“woyaodedongxini?”bailiuyuewendao。

“laoyeshuodengninshanglehuajiaojiujinin。”qizhongguanshidemamazhanchulaidao。

bailiuyuewenyan,saoleyiyanta,“jiranzheiyang,neijiudengshanghuajiaodeshihounimenzaijiwoshuzhuanghaole。”

“zheizenmexing?”mamajile。

“buxingjiugankuaijiwo,biejiwochushenmeyaoezi。”bailiuyuebunai。

mamawenyan,xianglexiang,buqingyuandejianghezijilebailiuyue。

dakaihezi,bailiuyuekanzhehezizhongzhuangzhedejiyangdongxi,zheicaipeiheshuzhuang。

duinvrenlaishuo,shuzhuangyongyuandoushizuihaoshide。

lingchensandianzhongzuoyoukaishishuzhuang,yizhidaotianliang,huajiaoshangmen,bailiuyuedezhuangrongcaisuanshiwancheng。

tongjingnei,bailiuyuedeliandanerjingzhi,yishuangfengyanhuopolingdong,xizhangdeliuyemeiweiweizhouqi,fenwairerenlianai。

tayishenhongsejiayi,lisancengwaisanceng,jiayishangxiuzhepiaoliangdefenghuangtuan。

suiranshuotayuguiwangdechengqinbenshenbubeizhongshi,danshifengguanxiapeiqueyiyangbushao。toushangdaizhedefengguan,youweitazengtianlejifenguiqi。

budebushuo,zheijushentiyuanlaidezhuren,zhangdezhenhaokan。

bieshuoshibailiuyuejingyan,yizhisihoutadecuiyunkanzhezheiyangdebailiuyueyeshibeijingyandaole。

pingrilixiaojiecongbuhuizhuangbanziji,rujinzheiyidabanjianzhiyaobashenweijingchengdiyimeirendeerxiaojiedoubixiaqule。

keshizheiyanghaokandexiaojiequeyaojiajiguiwang……xiangdaozheili,cuiyundeshenseyian。huoxuguolejinerge,tahexiaojiedouyijingsileba!

cuiyunwunai,erjigemamayeshijuedeyouxiekexile。pingshidouzhidaoerxiaojiezhangdehao,meixiangdaozheidaxiaojiegenghaokan!

“jieshulema?”bailiuyueyuqibingleng,budaiyisiganqing。

“huidaxiaojie,yijingkeyile。huajiaoyijingzaiwaimiancuile,zanmenkuaixieshanghuajiaoba。”xianqianyubailiuyuededuihua,tayijingzhidaolebailiuyueyouduobuhaoduifu,yushigongjingdao。

bailiuyuewenyan,dianlediantou。

huajiaozhengtingzaitadeyuanluozhong,cuiyunweitagaishanghonggaitou,ranhoutabianbeilazherulehuajiao!

cuiyunsuixingzaiyipang。huajiaobianzheiyangqijiaole。

daoledamenkou,laisongjiadebaichengxiangyuchengxiangfurensailedianyinqianjijiaofu,ranhoubiandafarenzoule。

renzoudeshihou,baijiadianlebianpao,jiucongcongguanshanglefumen,yidianyebuxiangshiyaojianver……

yewangfujulichengxiangfuyouyiduanjuli,huajiaotailebangeduoshichencaidaodifang。

“新娘子到!”

xiniangyishenggaohan,zhitingdamenkaiqideshengyin,ranhoumeiguoyihuier,yizhipiaoliangdaokeyiyunvzideshoupimeideshoushenlejinlai。

zheishi?bailiuyuejiangshoufangzailenanzideshouxin,ranhougenzheduifangjinlexitang。

xitangneimeiyoubinke,yemeiyouzhuhunren,sihuzhiyouxiniangyigeren,“yi,yibaitiandi。”

zheilideanjingrangbailiuyuexinzhongbuyoudeqileyi。

“erbaigaotang。”xiniangdeshengyinzaiduxiangqi。

buguo,zheicinanzisihumeiyouguibai。

“夫妻对拜!”

“songrudongfang。”xinianghualuo,tabianbeirenlingzhejixuzoule。

“xiao……”cuiyunjingkongdexiangjiaozhuzijiaxiaojie,quebeiyigeyizhizhanzaizheiershouzhedelaozhejiwuzhulezuiba。

zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhebailiuyuebeidaizou。