第6章 你是有病吗

dangcuiyunxiaquzhihou,bailiuyuejiangmenchahao,kanzhehunmibuxingdenanzi,zhaolailejigenxiuhuazhen,kanzhechuangshangderen,zhoumeidao:“dongxijianlou,shizaishizuobudaozhengchangdezhenjiu,danyuanhuichenggong。ruoshibucheng,yeshinidaomei,moyaoyuanwo。”

hualuo,bailiuyuejiangzhenzharuxinkoufujin,ranhoujiujiandaotatineidedukaishiyouzou。jianzhuang,bailiuyueganmangweitaqudu。

zheizhongzhenjiubanfa,shitazuotegongshibaohuyiweidafu,neiweidafujiaohuitade。zhibuguohaishidiyiciyong,nengbunengchenggongjiuyaolingshuole。

jiangduxuepaichu,bailiuyueyijingshimantoudahan,kanzhechuangshangrenchuyuhunmizhongderen,bailiuyuexiangyaoweidianshuijita,quetingdaomenwaiyouchuanlaileyizhenqiaomensheng。

jingdebailiuyuejiangshoushangdechabeidaluozaidi,mangwendao:“shishei?”

menwairentingdaowuzizhongchabeidapodeshengyin,xianshizhoumei,suihouhuanhuandao:“benwang。”

yewujuedeshengyinjihaoting,shayazhongyoudaileyisimeihuo。mingmingshizuiputongdehuayu,zaitadekouzhongquehaosiqinghuayiban。

danshicikedebailiuyuequemeixinsiquxinshangzheishengyin。

zaitingdaoleyewujueshengyindeshunjian,bailiuyuezhenggerenbiandaizhile。

wokao,zenmenengzheimedaomei?qianjiaogangbeicuiyunfaxian,houjiaoyewujueyoulaile!

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ranhoujiangchuangmanfangxia,xunsudejiangwuzizhongdaixuededongxiyediuzaichuangxia,wenwenwuzizhongdexuexingwei,yigehenxin,jiangdishangsuiledecipiangezaishoushang,dangkandaoxianxueliuchu,zheicaifangxindeqishenqukaimen。

“zenmezheimeman?”bailiuyuekaimenzhihou,yewujuekanzheyiliandandingdebailiuyue,meitoujinjinzhouqi。

tingyewujuewenqi,bailiuyueyebuhuangmang,meiyanweiweidichui,xiaodao:“ganggangtingdaoshiwangyeguolaixinxiguoletou,zaishoushidishangcipiandeshihou,buxiaoxinjiangshouguapo,zheicaiwanledian,haiqingwangyeshuzui。”

“shouhuapo?”yewujueyijiubudongshengse,beibailiuyueyingjinfangzhong,wenzhewuzizhongneinongyudexuexingwei,xinzhonglengxiao。

zheihezhishishouhuapo,gaishishazhuleba?rucinongyudexuexingwei,jiusuanshixiangzangyezangbuzhu。tadewangfeijingranrucitianzhen?xinxiangzhe,yewujueyebudianpo,zhikanbailiuyuezhunbeizenyang。

buguo,takedigulebailiuyuedehoulianpichengdu。tabushuo,tayejiuzhuangsha。bailiuyuexiaodeyichangwuhai,kanzheyewujue,jiaomeidao:“wangyekeshiyaoyuchenqiedongfang?”

yewujuewenyan,yebuchusheng,momodijiangbailiuyueshoushangdeshouwozhu,coudaozijidechunbian,kanzhetahaizailiuxuedeshangkou,qingqingdeyikouhuleshangqu!

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taqiaomiaodejiangshoucongyewujuedeshoulichouchu,“chenqiedeshouzang,bulaofanwangyeweichenqiezheibanle。”

“nishibenwangdewangfei,shouleshangbenwangweinizhiliaoshiyinggaide。”yewujueyilianwobuxianqidebiaoqing,chadianerrangbailiuyueneiwuhaidejiaxiangpogong。

zheirenshishenjingbingma?shoushangzhiliaomafanniyongzhengquedezhiliaofangshia!

yishijianbailiuyuehuranhenxiangtucaota,danshiyixiangdaoruguoshuoleshenme,wanyiredeyewujuebugaoxingneijiugengbumiaole,yushizhinengchenmo。

bailiuyuebushuohua,yewujuedaoshiyemeishuoshenme。

erjiuzailianggerendouganzuozhedeshihou,yewujuedeliansehuranyibian,mengdibaoqibailiuyue,daxiaoleqilai:“hahahaha,benwangdecimeiren,zhenshicishengwuhanle。lai,meiren,rangbenwangzaiqinyige。”

hualuo,bailiuyuerenyijingbeifangzailechuangshang。

congbeibaoqi,daobeifangzaichuangshangdeguocheng,bailiuyuezhenggerendoushijiangzhude。

talenglengdekanzheyewujue,zhijiantadelianshangyangyizhecanlandexiaorong,piaoliangdedanfengyanzhong,shanshuozhemenglongbuqingdeguangmang,xiangxinzhiyaoshikanguoderen,douhuiaishang。

danshi,jiusuanhaokan,yebunengyanshizheirenshigexinuwuchangdeshenjingbingdeshishi。

bailiuyuekanleliangjiu,fangcaiyilianfuzadebiechuyiju:“wangyenishiyoubing?”

yijuhua,rangyewujuedelianshangxiaorongjiangying。

jianyewujuezheiban,bailiuyuejixudao:“ruguowangyeshiyoushenjingbingdehua,qingbiewanglechiyao。”

hualuo,jiujianyewujuelianshangdebiaoqinggengshijiangyingle。

yipiandahongdefangjiannei,shenzhejiayidenvzibeichuanzhexifudenanzihuanzhe。

nvziliumeifengyandeshengdejirerenlianai,nanzikanshangquzeshiduoleyifenshenmihebingruomei。

bailiuyuezhouzhemei,kanzhemianqiandeyewujue,silaixiangqudoumeixiangchuzheirenhuranfanshenjingdeyuanyin,zhinengdao:“wangye,ninguaizhongde,nengbunengxianrangwoqilai?”

buguo,bailiuyuedehuabingmeiyourangyewujueqishen。

kanzhezhengzhazhexiangyaotaokaidebailiuyue,yewujuebochunweiweishangyang,qingxiaoyisheng,dixiatouyongzhezhiyoulianggerennenggoutingqingdediyinzaitaerbiandao:“ruguonibuxiangbeirenshuo,yewangfudewangfeigangdaofushangjiubeilengluodushoukongfangdehua,jiupeihewo。”

bailiuyuebushishazi,yewujuehuagangluo,tamashangjiufanyingguolaile。

jingtidechaofangmenwaikanyiyan,zhuanshun,toujiubeiyewujuezhuanxiang,zhengmianduitadefangxiang,jinjiezhejiushiyizhangfangdadelianmengdichaotatieleshanglai。