第四章 言妈妈生气

“dui,gangjiehunde。zuozuo,haibujihexiaojienaguoqu?”chimoqingwenrundexiaodao。

heyuanzhangganjinkaikou,“bu、buyong,nayourangchizongcaipofei,shiwomenbuhao。”

chishicaituanmeinianwangtamenyiyuandetouzikeshibuxiaodeyibishumu,zheiyaodezuilechimoqingjiudengyushidezuilecaishenye,tamennalidandangdeqi。

“meiguanxi。”chimoqingzhuanshenyoukanyanzuozuoyiyan,“kuaiqu。”

yanzuozuojinjinzuanzheshoulideqian,ranhouzoudaohexinruimianqian,lenglengyixiao,“hexiaojie,zheishipeinidejingshensunshifei,buchengjingyi。”

“pa!”yanzuozuoxuehexinruiganggangzhigaoqiangdeyangzi,zhijiebaqianshuaizaitashenshangle,wuqiankuaifenhongdechaopiaoluoleyidi。

kongqiningzhi,heyuanzhangfufuzenmeyemeiyouxiangdaoyanzuozuohuizheimezuo,yishijianbuzhidaogaiyoushenmefanying。

hexinruiqideliansetieqing,tashibeihejiapengzaishouxinlidegongzhu,shenmeshihoushouguozheizhongxiuru?

tagangzhunbeichushoudayanzuozuo,chimoqingxiantayibubayanzuozuolouzailehuaizhong,qingxiaodao,“mamagailaileba,womenguoqu。”

yanzuozuojuedetongkuaijile,renyouchimoqingbaozhelikai。

hexinruibufuqi,shangqianhaixiangzhaomafan,keshibeihecangyuanlishengzhizhile,“ninaodehaibugoudiurenma?”

“我……”

“闭嘴!”

yanmamayizhixihuanyouhuayoushuidedifang,suoyiyanzuozuodinglezheichushanshuifengjingjijiadebaoxiang。

yiluzoulai,kongqizhongmimanzhehuaxiang,tongwangbihaigedeludoushieluanshipuchengdexiaodao,zhouweipamanletengmu,zhongjianweizhegesedehuaduo,huatuanjincu,piaoliangjile。xingxingbanxiaodengbianbuzaihuayuanli,bieyouyifanjingzhi。

turan,tadeshoujixiangle,yanzuozuoshenshouqubaobaolina。bujingyijianpengdaojiehunzheng,tashenziyijiang。

zuotian,tagangkaikougenchimoqingqiuhun,xiayimiao,tajiudaizhetazhibenminzhengju。

拍照、签字、结婚。

zhenggeguochengbuguoduanduandeshijifenzhong,kuaiderangyanzuozuoyouzhongcuojue:zijijiushizhushudeyazi,chimoqinghendanxintahuifeile。

taweiweicumei,qiguai,tazheimezhejiganma?

dianhuashiyanmamadalaide,shuoshiyijingdaojiudianmenkoule。taganjinguoqujieta,kandechulai,yanmamayehenxihuanbihaige。

chimoqingjinlaideshihou,yanzuozuozhengpeizheyanmamazaihuayuanlisanbu,munvliangyoushuoyouxiao,neihuamianwenxinjile。tazaibuyuanchuzhanlehaoyihuier,zheicaikaikou,“ma,nilaile。”

yanmamayileng,zheshiheleyitiao,lenglengdekanzhetashuobuchuhualai。

yanzuozuoleibenle,xiaolianyizhou,aonaozijizenmejiubatajiwangle。tameihaoqidedengchimoqingyiyan:ninlaodaoshihuangeweiwandeshuofadea,zheimeyilaijiudalieliedejiaoma,shixianwomaxinzangtaiguojinganglemie?

“zuozuo,tashi……”yanmamashensefuzadekanzhechimoqing。

“ta、tashi……”yanzuozuozhuomozhezenmejieshao,yanmamacaibuhuibatajipile。

“zuozuo,xianrangmajinquba,dangaosongguolaile,dengxiagaishangcaile。”chimoqingyidiandoubujuedebieniu,haoxiangjiaomashijianduomezirandeshiqing。

yanzuozuochediwuyule,fanlegebaiyan,zhuantouchongyanmamataohaodexiaoxiao,“ma,womenxianjinquba。”

yanmamakantayiyan,zheicaiwangqianzou。

chimoqinggenzaiyanzuozuoshenbian,xiaoshengshuo,“fangxin,youwoni。”

sangerenzuoxia,yanzuozuogewaiganga,zhangzhangzuixiangjieshi,youbuzhidaogaizenmekaikou。zuihouhaishichimoqingxiaodao,“wojiaochimoqing,zuotianganggenzuozuodengjijiehun。”

登记结婚?!

yanmamazhenjingdekanxiangyanzuozuo,yuqijiqiedewen,“zuozuo,zheishizenmehuishi,wozenmemeitingnitiqiguo?shangcinicaishuofenshoule,zenmejintian……”

“ma,qi、qishi……”yanzuozuoyezhejile,xiangjieshiyoubunengzhishuo,zhinengwuzhudekanmouren。

“wowenni,nimenrenshiduojiule?”

yanzuozuozhangzhangzui,haoyihuiercaishuo,“liangtian……”

“yanzuozuo,ni!”yanmamadengdaleyanjing,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijidenverheyigecairenshiliangtiandenanrenjiehunlingzhengle,erqiehaishixianzhanhouzou!

“nizheishizuoshenme,hunyinshierxima?”yanmamajidongdihongleyankuang,tayibeiziyijinggouqicanle,taxiwangzijidenvernengzhaogehaonanrenjiale,guogejiandanxingfudeshenghuo,kexianzai……

“nigenwozou!”yanmamashengqidelazheyanzuozuojiuzou,yanzuozuozhidaoyanmamadongnule,yebuganweikang。