“lairena！jiuminga！nvcesuolidajiala！kuaiqujiaojingchaa！”
yiweishencaiyongzhongdezhongniandamagangzoujinnvweishengjian，jiukandaoleyanqianneishenqideyimu——yigewusuixiaonvhaiheyigeshenxingkuiwudenianqingzhuanghansidazaiyiqi，erzhanzaiyipangdemamizhengmangzhejiayouzhuwei！
xiayishidashenghujiu，damadehuhansheng，lijiyinlailejichangdatingsuoyourendeweiguanzhuzu。
zhongrenyiwofengdijijinleweishengjian，bachukoududesiside，dengjingchagandaodeshihou，neigetoukuibiantaiyijingzaidajiadebangzhuxia，beilaolaozhifuzaidi。
“shenme……zhuangkuang？”jingchayitouwushuidikanzhemanshenlangjiedetoukuikuang，yifushangzhanmanlewushuihebingjilingzi，erxiaotangdouheqiaomantian，quehaofawusundizhanzaibianshang，lianbangentoufasidoumeiluanguo。
“jingchaxiansheng！zheigebuyaoliandejiahuoqitutoukuihaizidemama！xinghaozuizhongbeineigehaizijizhifule！”damashidiyimujizhe，qifendizhizhebeiganpazaidishangdetoukuibiantaishuodao。
“bei……bei……hai……haizi……zhi……zhifule？”jingchahuaiyizijishibushitingcuole。
“meicuo！jiushineigeyonggandexiaonvhai！taweilebaohuzijidemamafenbugushen！feichangyonggan！woyoushipin！”renqunzhong，yigegaojushoujidenanrenbuduanchaojingchahuiwuzheshoubei。
banxinbanyizhecongnanrenshoulijieguoshouji，jingchaanxiabofangjian，yanqiandehuamian，jianzhichaohuxiangxiang！
shoujipingmuli，sanxiawuchuerbaneigetoukuibiantaizhifuzaididerenzhendejiushixiaotangdou！
ertadelaoliandeshenshouhegongfu，wanquanbuxiangshiyigemengdongwuzhidexiaonvhai！
shenxiyikouqi，jingchahennanxiangxin，zheigetamenshefazhuabuleliangnianduodejichangtoukuikuang，jintianjiuzheimezhezaileyigexiaonvhaishouli。
“heng！duoxingbuyi，tianshouni！genwohuijingjuba！”jingchayongshoukaokaozhuleneigetoukuibiantai，linzouzhiqian，pailepaiqiaomantiandejianbang，“nizhenshishenglegehaonvera！zheiquanjiaogongfu，womenjingchadouzikuiburu。”
qiaomantianhanyan，shenshoumolemoxiaotangdoudelianjia，buzhidaogaishuoxieshenmecaihao。
kexiaotangdouquelazhulejingchadeyixiu，yigaizhiqianderuanmengmoyang，yibenzhengjingfanchadekeai，“shushu！wodebingjilingdiaole！tayaopeiwoyigebingjiling！”
“haha！hao！nibanimamadedianhualiujiwo，shushujieanzhihou，jiurangtapeinimanmanyibingxiangdebingjiling，haobuhao？”
“好！”
xiaotangdouganjincongbaoliquchuyizhangqiaomantiandemingpian，zaishangmianwaiwainiuniuxiexiazijidemingzi，guaiqiaodididaojingchashouli。
henkuai，zaijingchadeyajiexia，manlianbuganxindetoukuikuangxunsuxiaoshizaileqiaomantianhexiaotangdoudeshixianfanweili。
zhangshuyikouqi，renqunjianjiansanqu，yichangnaojuzhongyuluomu。
zailianliankuazanshengzhong，qiaomantianqianzhexiaotangdoudeshouwangjichangmenkouzou。
“xiaotangdou，womenzouba，nihuahuaayiyinggaiyijingkuaidaotingchechangle。”qiaomantiansaoyiyanwanbiao，ganggangzhiguzhehejingchashuohua，daoshibahuashenjinjiwangzailenaohou。
yanmouyipie，qiaomantianzhengjiakuaijiaobuxiangquzhuigandianti，kezoulangjintou，yigeheiseshenyingzaizhongrendecuyongxia，yingzheqiaomantianzouleguolai……
zhisaoleyiyan，qiaomantiandemouzibianzaiyeyibukai。
cadezengliangdepixie，baiyangshuyibanxiuzhangdeshuangtuizangzaibitingdexizhuangkuli，angguidechunshougongdingzhixizhuang，xinggandehoujie，lengjundewuguan，gaobiliang，bozuichun，buguancongnagejiaodukan，jianzhimirendexianggeyaonie！
zhishi……weishenmezheigeren，kanqilairuciyanshu？
“mami！nizenmebuzoule？diantikuaidaole。”xiaotangdoukanqiaomantianlengzaiyuandi，shenshoutuisangyibatadegebo。
qiaomantianhuiguoshenlaidejianxi，danaoyesousuowanbi！
倒吸一口冷气！
a！yanqiandeneigenanren！
bujiushiwunianqianneigenanrenme！
“该死！！”
qiaomantianwanquanmeiliaodao，tayunqijingranzheimebei，huiguodiyitianjiunengyudaota！