第4章 天上掉馅饼

“ergebandeshiqingnihaibufangxinme?”

lingyanyouyibianzuoxiayibianshuo:“jingguoduifuhexingbijiaogaodeshijiwannvxingshaixuan,zhongyuzhaodaoleyigehexiaobaodnaliyouxiangtongransetideren,suiranzhiyouyiduiransetishixiangtongde,keruguozheigehaibushi,neiqitarenjiugengjiabukeneng。”

wunianqian,yinuyibaoxinggejiduandelingsinanzaiergedejianyixia,juedingzuoyijianshiqinglaizhiliaozijidexinlijibing,shouxianzaizhuximudetishixia,dajiadouxiangjiaotayangyizhixiaodongwu。

kelingsinanqueguoduanjuedingyangyigerenlaiwanwan,yigedaizhezijixuetonghexibaoderen。

dangshilingjiashangxiadoujingdiaolexiaba,lingsinanyaozaoren?

ranertianxiahaoxiangmeiyoutazuobuchengdeshi,shigeyuehou,lingjiarenfaxiancongjiazhanglinkenchelixialaidelingsinanhuailibaozheyigexiaoxiaodeyinger,neiyingerjiushijintianyaoxuanpeiyuyuandelingfeiyunxiaoshaoye。

sheizhidaowunianguoquhou,xiaoshaoyejuranjianjianxianluchulaiheshaoyeyiyangdeyinuxingge,chulezheigehai……

yanxiaxiaoshaoyedeqingkuangyuelaiyuebuhao,lingsinanzhaolaixinliheshentifangmiandezuigaojibiezhuanjiayanjiu,dajiayizhidechugejielun,xiangyaoxiaoshaoyehuifuzhengchang,kongpadezhaodaotadeqinshengmama。

kedangnian,xiaobaoshilinshimamajigouzaochulaide。

zhiyuneikeluanzishisheide,lingsinanbuganxingqu,lingjiayejiumeiyoucha,yizhiyudaoxianzaichengletamenzuitoutengdeyijianshi。

zhidaoxianzaiershaoyelingyanyouhaijidewunianqianneiyimu。

dangtiantahesanshaoyeyiqidaoneijiashengwujigou,mianduizhuanjiaxuanzechulaidejishigeqimin,meiyigeqiminliyouyikeluanzi。

zhuanjiamenranglingsinanzijixuan,zhijiantamizhehanlengdeyanmousaoshiyiyan,lianshangmiannvfangdeyouquediandoumeiyoukan,jiuneiyangsuishouyizhi,zhizhehenyuanchuqizhongdeyigeshuo:“ta!”

为何是她?

houlailingyanyoushaoweiyidating,lingsinandiujitayiju:“nimeikandaotafaguang?”

一颗卵子,会发光?

xiangdaozheili,lingyanyoudezuijiaobuyoudechoulechou。

tazheigedidi,xinggeconglaidoushirangrenzhuomobutoude,suoyitazaishuochushenmejingshihaisudehualaihaoxiangyebuqiguai。

zongeryanzhi,dangchujiliquanlingsinanyanggexiaodongwudeshihoutayeyoufen,rujinxiaobaochengzheiyang,tagenzhexiangxiangbanfazuodianshishi,yeshirenzhichangqing。

dnawenjianzailingsinancangbaidezhijianlitangzhe,bochunqingqingrudong:“niejia?”

“haihaoshiniejia,niejiadaodiyesuanshigeshangren,xiangbiniedamingdenveryebuhuichadaonaqu,ai,meixiangdaoameixiangdao,zhenshizhonglixuntaqianbaidu。”

xiangxiangjiuhaoxiao,yanleneimeduodna,meixiangdaoduifangjiuzaibenshi。

lingyanyouxiaodewanzheheimou:“xianzaijiukannidele,tingshuozuijinniedamingshengyibushihenshun,nizhiyaokaigekoueryi,xiaobaojiuzhaodaolemama,niedamingnengzhanshangwomenlingjiadebian,tahuibudaying?neiwolingzidaoxie。”

lingsinanmuguangliangdan:“woconglaimeiyouxiangguoheyigenvrenjiehun,guoyibeizi,woyeconglaijiubuxiangxin……zheigeshijieshangyouchuncuideaiqingzheizhongdongxi。”

zheiyezhengshitayaoyonglinshimamajigouzaoxiaohaideyuanyin,tayunxuzijideshengmingliyouxiaohaichuxianyijingshizuidaderangbu,nvren,jiusuanle!

lingyanyousongsongjian:“dangran,wolijienixinlidexiangfa,buguoyanxiaxiaobaodejiankangzuizhongyao,suoyinikebukeyixianbanideaiqinglilunfangdaoyibian,fanzhengniyebuhuiaishangshei,haipajialiduoyanggenvren?zhenghaoxiaobaogangzhaodaolebaoyuyuan,nijiujizijiyigeyueshijian,ruguoyigeyuedaolenijieshoubuleniejiadenver,jiujixurangneigebaoyuyuandaixiaobao。”

houlaiyizhihuidaojia,niechujianfangfodouhainengganjuededaoyeziyoujingyouxidejianjiao,beilingjiaxuanzhongzuopeiyuyuanyouduoxingyun,neidengyushangbeizizhengjiulezhenggeyinhexingxiya!

keshilengjingxialai,niechujianquelianxiangdaoneigekepadexiaohai,yitianjianshangbaihaoren,fashangbaicihuo,kansheidoubushunyan,haiyongshuipaodanbatazachengneiyang。

neishixiaohaima?neikeshigexiaohunshimowang,kendingbuhaodaide。

niechujianjiujiedijinlejiamen,ranhoujiutingdaojuliedekesousheng。

“chujian,keke,jiwodaobeireshui。”

shentibushufukaozaishafashangdeyunliuhuinanshoudipaizhexiongkou,tazheilaomaobing,yidankeqilaijiuhuihuxibushunchang,zheixienianduokuinverzhaogu。

niechujianlianmangfangxiashoulideheziqudaoshui,yibianbangtaqingqingshunzhebei:“ma,mingtianyizaowomenjiuquyiyuanlizaikaixieyao。”

“bubile,mazheishilaomaobing,fanlejiudezijiaodaohao,chiyaoyemeiyong。”helejikoureshui,yunliuhuishunleshunhuxi,taxintengdikanxiangnver:“jintiangongzuohenleiba?”

“bulei,haozheni!”niechujianweixiaozhequxiayanjing,tadeyanjingmeiwenti,shangbanshihoudaizhezheijianzhishiweileshaoxiemafan。

dangtafangxiayanjingdeshihou,caifaxianchajishangyouyigeshuxideniupizhixinfeng,xinshangniedamingsangeziyichangdelayan。

niechujiandeshensedunshiyijin,buyongdakaixinfeng,tayezhidaolimianshiyizhangmianebuxiaodezhipiao。

“他又来了?”

yunliuhuihuanhuanerwunaididiantou:“laidaolouxia,jiaorensongshanglaide,neirenfangxiajiuzou,woyemeibanfa。”

niechujianpamamashangxin,jiuyouruowuqishideyangzi:“meishi,mingtianyizaoqushangbandeshihou,wozaijihuitagongsijiuxing。”

niechujianbaxinfengfanlegemian,ceshenjimamaniegebo。

mamaxingyun,taxingnie,congxiaodaoda,mamaconglaimeiyouxiangtayinmanguotadefuqinshishei,yinweizaiyigemuqinyanzhong,haizimeiyoucuo,youcuodeshifumu。

suoyitayouquanlizhidaozijicongnalilai,xingshenmejiaoshenme。

yezhengyinweimuqinzheizhongzhengmianjijideyindao,congxiaodaodaniechujianduiniedamingshizijifuqinzheijianshiqingyebutaobi,buguotayebuyuanyijieshoutadenapashiyidingdiandeenhui。

suizhetamenmunvliangdexingzongbeiniedamingzhidaokaishi,tamendoubuzhidaoshoudaoguoduoshaocitajideqian,danmeiyiciniechujiandouhuijihaijita,duiyuqita,zhizibuti。

dangnianmuqinbingzhongjixuyiyaofei,tashenzhiqumaileyikeluanzi,jianjuebukenxiangniedamingditou。

zheiyiyemamakedelihai,niechujianqilaihaojicijitadaoshuipaibei,zijiyezaiweiyanqianneifenyouhoudegongzuoeryouyubujue,yishijingshentouhuanghu。

dengtadazhehaqiandingzhelianggeheiyanquanzoujindiantaideshihou。

嘭!