第3章 让你混不下去

shenmanpieleyiyan,shitaneigeyuanzhongbianjidashen,tadakaixiaoxiyikan:

“baobeibaobei,nizaima?zuixindagua!jingenshishi,kuailaikaishua!!”

houmianhaigenlegeweiqudebiaoqing。

shenmanxiaoxiao,wenta:“shenmedagua?shuolaitingting。”

dashenmiaohui:“vanjituanchudashile!zongjianyinaishenghendiaohuanshixishengdeshejigao,beishixishenggaole,xianzaijituanzhengzaikongpingni!bao,wojuedeyinideredu,xiezheigekendingbao!”

kanzheduihuakuangdexiaoxi,shenmanweiweiningleningmei,vanjituanshigeguimojidadeshejigongsi,zailongchengdetongxingzhong,suanshilongtouyiyangdecunzai。

danyaoshijidebucuo,jinianqianhaoxiangshibeimingyaojituanshougoule。

zheimeshuodehua,yinggaisuanshimingyaojituandecaichan。

yidanqianchedaomingyaojituan,shenmanduoshaodouhuiyouxieyouyude,bijingtabuxiangzaihefusiniancheshangguanxi,dantongshitayemingbai,dabangelongchengdoushimingyaojituande,buguanzenmeduotadouhuiduoshaojiechudaoyixiede。

zhengxiangzhe,duimianyoufalailexiaoxi:“haiyabao,bieyouyule,xieba!pashenme,fanzhenglongchengyoumeirenzhidaonidemajia,nijiushixiele,bierenchabudaoa,fangxinba,zheibuhaiyouwojinidingzhenima。”

shenmanwunaidetanlekouqi:“xingxingxing,danshikenengdewanjitianji,wozuijinjieleyidanlifugao。”

neibianhenkuaihuifu:“haolei,wodengnie。”suijihaipeishangyigeyaoraodebiaoqingbao。

shenmanxiaozheyaoyaotou,jiangshoujifangzaiyipang,jixuyanjiushejigao。

此时,客厅内。

xiaojianpeizheshenbaoyiqidajimu,duzichuanlaiyizhen“gululu”dejiaosheng。

takanxiangxiaojian:“xiaojianjiejie,woyoudianele,keyichidiandianxinma?”

xiaojiandiandiantou:“dangran,woquchufangna。”

shenbaochongtagaoxingdexiaozhe:“xiaojianjiejienizhenhao。”

xiaojiankanzheta,zhijuedexindoukuaironghuale,xinlizhihu,xiaoshaoyeyetaikeaileba!jianzhirangrenrenbuzhuxiangzhanweijiyou!!

musongxiaojianqulechufang,shenbaojixuwanzhejimu,quetingjianyuanchudedatiemenchuanlai“kuanglanglang”deshengxiang。

shenbaohaoqidexunshengwangqu,jiujianyigezhongniannanrenzhengzhanzaitiemenqianchaoneizhangwangzhe。

tatuikaiketingshuodadeluodichuang,pazaiyangtaidelanganxia,juezhexiao**wangwaikan。

zhongniannanrencalecaetouhelianjia,gezheyidingjuli,tazhinengmizheyanjingkanyangtaishangdeshenbao。

zheishihou,xiaojianduanzhedianxincongchufangchulai,jiuzhenghaokanjianshenbaopazaiyangtaishang。

“xiaoshaoye?”xiaojianhuanletayisheng:“zenmele?”

shenbaohuida:“xiaojianjiejie,waimianyougeguaishushu。”

xiaojianjiangshoulidedianxindiezifangzaizhuoshang,zoudaoyangtaishangkanlekan,yekanjianletiemenwaidezhongniannanren。

nanrenkanzheyangtaishangdeliangren,mangwendao:“woshilaizhaoshenmande,manmanzaibuzaia?”

xiaojiandiandiantou:“ninshaodeng。”

xiaojianzhuanshenjinlewunei,qiaoxiangleshenmangongzuoshidemen。

cishi,shenmanxiangdezhuanxin,zhisuikouyingleju:“jin。”

fangmenbeituikai,shenbaopazaimenbian,xiaojiandao:“xiaojie,waimianyougehenqiguaideren。”

shenmanmolepianke,caicongshouzhongshejigaoshangtaitou,tajiangyizizhuanlezhuan,kanxiangxiaojian:“ganshenmede?”

不会是记者吧?

taganghuilongcheng,suiranxianzaideshenjiabubicongqian,dantazheigexiridegaolingzhihuadeliaoyaoshigouzu,xianglaiyeshinengmaigehaojiaqiande。

shenbaohuida:“buzhidaoei。”

shenmanlianseweibian,xintoudunganbumiao,shunjianmeileshejigaozidexinsi。

shenmanfangxiashoulidegaozi,qishenchuqu,zhanzaiyangtaishang,kanzhezuozaishuyinxiachenglianghaibeiredeziyaliezuidenanren,shenmanyoupiankehuanghu。

yuanlaibushishenmejizhe,tajiaoshencongzheng,shenmandefuqin。

shaozuoyouyu,tanalesan,zhufushenbao:“niguaiguaidezaijialihexiaojianjiejiedaizaiyiqi,mamimashangjiuhuilai。”

shenbaodiandiantou,kanzheshenmanchumen,jiumashangzhuanshenpaojinwunei,pazaiyangtaidelanganshangzhushizhewaimian。

shenmanchengzhesan,zhanzaitiemenqian,kanzheshuyinxiaderen,meiyouzhisheng。

shencongzhengjianchulaiderenshishenman,talikejiuxiaolianyingshang:“manman,nizongsuanchulaile,wodanidianhuadabutong,yiweinichushenmeshierle,jiuzhuanmenguolaikankan。”

shenmanlengxiao:“bushijinianqianjiudabutonglema,xiacihuandianxinxiandeliyou。shuoba,zheicilaiganma?youshilaiyaoqiande?”

shencongzhengtaohaodexiao:“neige……niwanqingayibingle,woshoutoujin,nikannengbunengxianjiedianjibabazhouzhuanyixia。”

shenmankanzheta,yiranjianguanbuguai,tashuo:“womeiqianjiejini。”

shencongzhenglikejile,tamangdao:“bieamanman,babazhidao,babaduibuqini,danneixieshiqingdouguoqule,babazhidao,nibushineimexiaoqideren,nikanzheidaretiande……”

shenmanxiaoxiao:“zheininkexiangcuole,woconglaidoubudafang,youqishiduinin。”

jiantataidujianjue,shencongzhengdunshiwuhuakeshuo,danyoubuxiangwugongerfan,taxinyiheng,pazaitielanganshang,yadishengyin,chongzheshenmandao:“manman,nibiebiwoa,niyinggaibuxiangrangmeitizhidaoshenbaodeqinshengfuqinshisheiba?”

shenmanlianseyichen,dengtayiyan,dao:“ganshenme?weixiewoa?”

shencongzhengtiaoletiaomei,xinlishiyouxiehaipade,danhaishiyaoleyaoya,dao:“wo、woyemeiyoubiedeyisi,jiushixiangguannijiedianqianzhouzhuanyixia,dengwoyouqianlejiuhaijini!”

“nishangci,shangshangci,shangshangshangci,haiyoushijinianqian,doushizheimeshuode。”

danwuyiliwai,naleqianjiuwanxiaoshi,dengtazaichuxian,yidingyoushimeiqianle。

shencongzhengfeidanmeijuedebuhaoyisi,fanerhaibianbenjiali。

tapazaitiemenshang,shayouqishidedao:“manman,nizhendebiebiwo,wozhidaoshenbaodefuqinshishei,woshikanzaizanmenfunvdeqingyishangcaibangnibaoshoumimide,buranwozaomaileshiba,neixiaoxiyichu,zandoudewandan。”

shenmankanzheta,yandishanguoyisihanguang,tashenmedoukeyiren,danweidushenbaodeshiqing,tarenbule。

“wojidemeicuodehua,gujiajiayeshixueshejideba。”shenmandao:“suansuanshijian,yeyinggaibiyele,xianzaizaizhaogongsishixi?”

gujiajiashishenmantongfuyimudemeimei,danshiliangrenzhixiangchayisui。

dangnianshencongzhengsuiranquleshenmandemuqin,danyizhimeiyouduanjuehetaneiqingmeizhumalaiwang,zheiyeshihoulaishenmandemuqintiaolouzishayihou,shenmancaizhidaode。

tingshenmanzheimeshuo,shencongzhenglianseweibian:“nishenmeyisi?”

shenmanbiaomianchongtaxiaozhe,yandiqueshiyipianhanshuang,tashaoshaoshangqianyibu,yuqipingdan,danjijuweixiededao:“ninyaoshiganbashenbaodeshenshimaijimeiti,wojiuganranggujiajiazaizheigexingyelichibushangfan。ninyaozhidao,woshenmannengyoujintian,jueduibushiguangkaoshuode。”

yitaxianzaizaizheigexingyezhongdeyingxiangli,xiangrangyigechuchumaoludelengtouqingmeiyougongsiganyao,haishiyirufanzhangde。