第一章 洁癖男

heiselaosilaisizaidashaqiantingxia,chemendakai,yitiaozhangtuimaichulai。

nanrenbiliangshangjialeyifujinsibianyanjing,yinhuisexiuxianxifujinxianlengyingqizhi,congtoufasidaojiaodidoutouzheyisibugoudeyanjin。

yangronghongtancongchemenqianyilupugundaodiantikou。

hongtanshigangchaifengde,jingguozhuanyexidihouyikebutingyundaozheili,zailakaichemendeqianyikedakai,jinkenengdejianshaokongqiwuran。

zhulichenmingzouzaiqian:“gejituandongshidoudaole,dengninbadianzhongzhicihoukaiyan。”

diantimenbeicadezengguangfaliang,gongzuorenyuandailesancengbaishoutaoanxiakaimenjian。

叮咚

kongqizhonghaicanliuzheweiruodexiaodushuiwei,zaichangdezhongrenzaoyixiyiweichang,shenzhihenbunengbazijiyemaijinxiaodushuilixiyixi,yehaozengjiakeyihezongcaijinjulijiechudejihui。

“脏了。”

qingliedeshengyinrangrenxinshenyizhen,zhulichenmingshunzhenanrendedanmodeshixiansaoguoqu,jiujianlajitongshangyituoheihui,yikanjiushisheishouqianzaizheierqiadeyan。

SHIT!

“我这就处理。”

nanrenbuzhikefou,chenminggangsonglekouqi,jiuzaidiantimenjijiangheshangdeshihou。

“eidengdeng!deng......”

suizheyizhenjihuanghuangdejiaobusheng,yidaohongyingfeipuerlai,zhongrenzhijuedeyanyihua,“sou”deyisheng,jiujianyigexiaoqiaolinglongdenvrenzaidiantiheshangdeqianyikechongjinzongcaidianti。

zong!cai!zhuan!shu!dian!ti!

OMG!

chenmingyanzhengzhengkanzhediantimenheshang,liangyanyihei,xintiaodouloulebanpai。

“mibiwennuandekongjianneixijunhuichengzhishubeizengzhangbingxianghuchuanran,zhishubei!”chenmingzuilimazhenage**buzhangyan,henbunengbajiaoxiangbamenkoukai。

......

luxiaoxiaozheixienianjiditiejichudejingyan,shangdiantihaibushixiaoyisi。aishenchongjinlaidoumeirangganyingqibuzhuodao。

zhishiweileduoganyingqi,tashimaozheyaochongjinlaide,zhichongnanrenxiabanshenerqu。

luxiaoxiaokeyihulvetoudingruanmianmiandebumingchugan,xiaoxixizhanqilai,peixiao:“baoqianaxiansheng,meizhuangtengninba!”

nanrenshengaotuizhang,yinhuixifumeiyouyidianzhezhou,zuanshixiukouyiyishenghui。

zhaiyaoxiantiaoliuchang,rangrenhenyoubaoshangqudechongdong。

luxiaoxiaoyijinghenshaojianyourenbafangjinzhedeyisibugouchazaixiongkoukoudaile。

shixianyanzhenanrenxiuzhangdejingxianwangshang,zhouranheyishuanglinglideshuangmuduishi,luxiaoxiaobeihaidexiayishihoutuileyibu。

nanrenfengmouweimi,kanxiangtadeyanshenjiuxiangzaikanwushuxijun,yinrenzhebengchuyiju:“gun!”

“zheijiugunzheijiugun!”luxiaoxiaoxixixiaozhenuodaobianshang,zaierjishangkouleliangxia,tingdaoyijuqingcuidetongyin“shimiaohouqieduanxianlu,zuohaozhunbeiemami!”

“keke!”mingbaile,baobei!

luxiaoxiaoshiyiweigaokeji**yanfayuan,chenjinshuyue,zhongyufamingchulaiyikuanbujuzhiliao**,jijiangzuoweigongsimingxingchanpintuichu,jixuyiweishiyanzhe。

jishaozuoyongfukediguodejiachan,zhangwozheshangjiemingmai,quebujinnvse,tingshuoedduonian,daniangtaidanshendaoxianzai。

zheimeheshidedaiyanrenshangnaerzhao,jiyouqianyouyoumingqi。jianzhijiushiweitamenliangshendingzaode。

luxiaoxiaonachuhuazhuangjing,yibianbuzhuangyibiandaliangzheiweijixiansheng。

jijingchendehuxihenqing,jihuganshoubudao,tazhimiandiantimen,ceyanlengjun,yifujurenyuqianlizhiwaidejiashi。

好酷好拽好迷人。

luxiaoxiaozhuangmozuoyangdedouzhefenpufanhuachi,qingtiaodeshixiancongnanrendexiongtangyidaoyaofu,turanxinshengyiji。

erjilichuanlaibaobaodexiaonaiyin:“......san、er、yi!”

电梯忽然一顿。

luxiaoxiaoshenziguyiwangqianyihuang,fenpufeilechuqu。

jingzhundezainanrenyaofushangdanleyixia,luodaodishang。

“a!duibuqiduibuqi。”luxiaoxiaoxinlilekailehua,kanzheduifangkudangyitanfenzi,jiongjiongdipeixiao。

huosucongbaolichouchuyizhangzhijinquca。

jijingchen‘pada’yishengyonglishuaidiaoletadeshou。

“si!”**ladeganjuechuanlai,luxiaoxiaoxiumeiyijin,daoxiyikoulengqi。

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“拿开你的脏手!”

luxiaoxiaozashe,piqizheimechaa!

zheikebuhao,fapiqiyingxiangheermengfenmi,yerongyibujudeqin!

“xiansheng,xiangwozheimepiaoliangdenvrenjinincakuzi,nindoumeiyouyidianfanying,mobushineifangmianyoudianwenti?”luxiaoxiaoxiaodeyilianzhencheng。