第002章莫名其妙
fangxiaoyuyaoyashuowan，chizhejiaozhuanshenzoulechuqu，dizhuanzailiang，yeliangbuguotadexin。
shizenmelikaitangaofeijiade，tayijingjibuqingle，zouleduoyuan、daolenalitayebuzhidao。
weilegentangaofeizaiyiqi，tafangqileyuanfangdezhongdiandaxue，chengjiyouyiqueganyuantianbaolebendiyisuosanliudaxue，weidejiushigentadaxuesinianxiangshouzaiyiqi，liangrenshuohaobiyejiehun，xianzaigangbiyejiu......
rujinyiqiedouxiandeneimekexiao，neimesha，shadaoyuchun！
tiankongxiaqileyeyu，fangxiaoyuxiangxiao，xiaozijidechisha，zuijiaoyangqilehudu，yanleiquegenzheliulexialai。
jiuzheiyangshihunluopodizaishenyejietouzouzhe，turanyiguzhonglichaotapulai，fangxiaoyuzhongxinbuwen，yixiazaidaozaidishang。
“sheizheimebuzhangyan......”fangxiaoyushuaiteng，feilipaqilaijiuyaonuchishizuoyongzhe，“jing”zihaimeituokouerchu，jiukanchuleyanqianzheigerenbuduijing。
zheishigegaodayingtingdenanren，xiashenchuanzhejiancaihetideheisexiku，xiushichuxinzhangdeshuangtui，chunbaichenshanyikoujieleyiban，luchumaisedejieshixiongji，tuoxiadexizhuangwaitaosuiyilinzaishoushang，meitoujincuzhe，miansezuihong，biaoqingtongku。
muyouyangjiuhuituzhong，turanjuedetouyunfare，chulaizouzou，meixiangdaozhengzhuangbujianfanzhong，yishibubianfangxiang，zhuangdaoleren，gangxiangdaoqian。
“wei，zhuanglerenbuzhidaoshuoduibuqima？dongbudonglimaoa！”fangxiaoyuzhengyiduzinuhuoheweiqumeidifaxie。
“bizui。”muyouyangjicubunaidilengyu，conglaimeiyourenganzheimeduitashuohua。
tataitoukanzheyanqiandadanfangsideren。
zhishiyaolitaiqiang，yanqiannvhaidemiankongyouxiemohu。
fangxiaoyujiannanrenzhigudingzheta，buyounaonudeshenshouzainanrenyanqianhuanglehuang，“wogennishuohuani，tingdaomei？！”
“你太吵了。”
shuowan，muyouyangbuzaiyayi，yibazhuazhuyanqiandiediebuxiuderener，mengdilanjinhuaili，wenshangleta。
唔......
fangxiaoyuhaimeifanyingguolai，yiguqiangshideyapoganyingmianxilai，zuichunbeizhirededuzhu。
tadechuwen......
cshi，huayandingjihuangjiajiudiandinglou，haohuadataofang。
taofangneidanhuangsedengguangwenrouzuiren，lijianzhengzhongxindeyuanxingdachuangshanglianggerentangzaiyiqi。
chuangshangdenvrenbushihuluanshuozheshenme，baozhetadenanrensihaomeiyoulihui。
ciyandeguangxiantouguochuangliandefengxishejinlai，fangxiaoyunulizhengkaiyanjingshiyingguangdu，roulerouchenzhongdenaodai，kanzheyanqiandejingxiang——kuandadeluodichuangshangyanzhekafeisededachuanglian，sizhoudebaishejiandanershehua，sediaohezhuanghuangjixiangjiudian，youxiangyitaohaohuajiangjiudesirengongyu。
她这是在哪儿？！
fangxiaoyufeilizaichuangshangzuoqishen，juedezhenggeshentidouxiangsanjialeyiyang，hunshensuantong。
tazixidaliangzheshenchudemoshenghuanjing，nulihuixiangzuowandeshiqing。
congjialifanchuangtaochuhou，jiuquletangaofeijia，ranhoukandao......
zhuojiandehuamianhaililizaimu，huixiangqilai，fangxiaoyudexinyizhenfatong，ruguoneishimenggaiyouduohao！
likaitangaofeijia，yiluhunhunchenchen，buzhidaozoudaolenali，ranhouhaoxiangzhuangdaoleyigeren......
budui，shibeirenzhuangdaole！
然后......
“啊，我的初吻！”
fangxiaoyuxiayishiwuzhuzijidezui。
yudaogebiantai，turanbeiwen，fangxiaoyudangjiyizhenxuanyun，youeyouleidexuruoshentizaiyezhichengbuzhu，yanqianyihei，hunleguoqu。
然后呢，然后呢！
fangxiaoyuyongliyaoleyaotou，xiangjiqizhihoudeshiqing，kewulunruheyemeiyourenheyinxiang。
taaonaodeqishen，heranpiejianjiebaidechuangdanshangneimociyandeshenhong，hunshenyigejiling！
zheicaiyishidaoziji**！
lizhiheyishidouhuilai，zhibaideshushuozhezuowanfashengdeshiqing。
fangfoquanshendexueyedoubinglengninggule。
fangxiaoyushunzhechuangyanhuazuozaidibanshang，dizhetouchouqi，ranhouyoulimafafengsidishoujianzhedishangzijideyiwu，ranhouyijianjianchuanhuizijishenshang，haoxiangxiangjielibazuowandeshiqingmoqu。
“叮咚！”
gangchuanhaoyifuzhunbeilikai，menlingtuwudexiangqilai。
fangxiaoyuchedihuangluanle，zenmeban！xianzaixiangtaodoutaobudiaola！
menkouderendenglebanshangyebujiankaimen，taochumenkadakailefangmen。
fangxiaoyuzhuizhuibuandikanzhejinlaideren，yishenzhengqidezhifu，shijiudiandefuwusheng。
“xiaojienixingla，zheishigenniyiqideneiweixianshengliujinide。”nianqingdefuwushengbinbinyouli，yanliqueyouyanshibuzhudefengci，shuowan，diguolaiyizhangjinsedeyinxingka。
“zheishishenme？”fangxiaoyumengranbuzhisuoyi。
“neiweixianshengshuoshijinidechoulao，weizuowanmaidan。”
酬劳？买单？
neigegaisidenanrenbatadangshenmele！
“wobuyao，nihaihuiquba！”
“keshineiweixianshengshuowubiqinshoujiaojini。”
“woshuolebuyao，nichuqu！”fangxiaoyuqiji，jifuwushengxialezhukeling。
“站住！”
fuwushengxingxingdizhengzhunbeizhuanshenchuqu，youbeifangxiaoyujiaozhu。
fangxiaoyubazijiquanshenkoudaitaoleyibian，zhifanchugezuoyedachezhaodeyiyuanyingbi。
tabayingbidijifuwusheng，shuo：“bazheigeyibingjineiweixiansheng，jiushuoshiwoweitazuowanfudechoulao。”
bugufuwushengyiliandaizhibujie，fangxiaoyulikaileneigechengzaizheangzangguoqudefangjian。
ychengshizhongxindeshengshimutianjituandaloudingceng，zongcaimuyouyangzhengzuozaiguangjiedeheizongsedabangongzhuoqianfankanziliao，jianyijunlangdelianshangdanrancongrong，bushitibiqianshuxiawenjian，kandechuduizheixieshiwudexinyingshou。
turanmenbeituikaile，liangweilizoulejinlai。
duiyuturanbeidarao，muyouyangxiandeyouxiebuman，youshendeyanmoulenglexialai，lijianbandeshuangmeiweicu，quemeiyoulihuilairen，jixufankanwenjian。
liangweilijianmuyouyangmeiliziji，jiaxingxingditanlekouqi：“ai，mudazongcaizheimemang，woyoulaireliantieleng**ge！”
shuowan，yi**zuozaiduimiandezhuanyishang。
muyouyangmianwubiaoqing，yiranmeiyoutaitoukanta，zheimeduoniandejiaoqing，bukanyezhidaoxingliangdexiaozixianzaishigeshenmedexing。
muyouyangyixiangshichulemingdelengmianzongcai，yibanrendouhuihaipataqiangdalengaodeqichang，weiyoucongxiaoyiqizhangdadeliangweiliganzaitamianqianshaoshaofangsi。
yinweiliangweilidefuqinshishengshimutianjituandekaiguoyuanlaozhiyi，nianqingshijiugensuimuyouyangdefuqinmuchengjidajiangshan，zhongxingenggeng，gonglaokulaowushu，yeshimuyouyangjishaoshuzunjingdezhangbeizhiyi。
“有事？”