“shifu,shimu,zheierguoranyouhurenjia。”
sunwukongdalaladipielexingli,yaoquqiaomen。
qinmolanzhuta,shuo:“wukong,niheshidizaizheierdengzhe,woquqiaomen,dengrenjiatongyijiesulenimenzaiguolai。”
“hao,jiranshimuyuanyiqiaomen,neiwoheshifujiuzaicichuxiexiejiao。”
qinmoqiaolemen,yigezhuzheguaizhangdelaorenjiazoulechulai。
“你是?”
“laoshizhuhao,woshidongtudatanglaideheshang,luguobaodi,xiangyaojiezhuyisu。”
“neibiandelianggeheshang,yigeshiwoshidi,yigeshiwotuer。”
qinmozhizhezaishuxiaxiexideerrenduilaorenjiashuo。
laorenjiareqingdizhaohu:“shitangchaolaideheshanga?zirankeyi,nijiaotamenguolaiba。”
“wodetuershizhishenhou,xiangmaoyupangrenbutong,haiwanglaorenjiabuyaohedaole。”
laorenbaibaishou,shuo:“wodouzheimedanianjile,shenmeqirenyimaomeijianguo?buhuibeihedaode。”
“yelifengliang,nikuaixiejiaotamenjinlaiba。”
树下。
sunwukongshiqixingli,duitangsengshuo:“shifu,shimuzaizhaohuwomenni,womenkuaiguoquba。”
neilaorenjiajianlesunwukong,xindao,guozhenshiqirenyimao,yupangrenbutong。
屋里。
laorenjiajidajiafenzhaifan,fendaosunwukongzheiershi。
sunwukongchaotazuolegehoulian,wen:“nilaoshiqiaoanlaosunzuoshenme?”
laorenjiabeihuleyitiao,“woqiaonibuxiangshi“tanghou”,xiangkannishidanalaidehou?”
“shenme“tanghou”“mihou”de?anlaosunshishihou。nixiangnisunzizheimedadeshihou,wohaijianguonilei。”
sunwukongzhizhepangbiandexiaohaishuodao,hedexiaohaizhiwangtayeyeshenpangkao。
laorenjiacoujinta,zixiyiqiao,zheicaidao:“yuanlaishishihouyeye。woxiaoshihouyujiannishi,nitoushangzhangzhecao,xianzaicaomeile,lianyeganjingle,haishoulexie。suoyixiaolaoercairenbudeni。”
“haha,zheiyeshiduokuishifushimujiuwochulai。”
“zhenshikexikehe!zhishixianzaikaifanle,nishimuchuquzheimejiu,zenmehaimeihuilai?”
tangsengdao:“laorenjiamoyaodanxin,pinsengdeshijieshenglaijiuyouxiebenshi,guerweikoupoda,tadaleyewei,henkuaijiuhuihuilaide。”
laorenjiaqidao:“nimenheshanghaichiroua?”
tangsengshuo:“pinsengbushi,zhishishijie…”tabaqinmochangguazaizuibiandemingyanshuoleyibian。
“haha!shifu,shimushuodeyouli!”
孙悟空赞道。
“tangzhanglao,nishijiezhenshigetongtoudeheshang!”
“nimenzaishuoxieshenme?”
qinmotizheliangzhiyejihuilaile。
“哎呦!”
laorenjiayoubeiheleyidatiao。
qinmomangfangxiajiguolaichanta,“laorenjiabaoqian,wodayeweishi,tongleyigeyaoguaiwo,suoyiyishenxuexing。”
“什么妖怪窝?”
孙悟空跳过来问道。
“wodaomeidiaojinyigeyaoguaidongli,neidongliyouyiwoxiaoyao,haiyoulianggeshenmedawang,zichengxiongshanjunhetechushi。tamenyaochiwo,beiwofanshale。”
“benlaidasuanrangtamenchongdangyewei。zhishineiheixiongjingchouhonghongde,kanzhebuhaochi。daoshineigeyeniujingrouzhijinshi,danwobaokaitadeduzi,faxianlimianyouyitiaorentui,dunshimeileweikou。”
qinmofenfendao:“haohaodeyeniujing,zenmebuchidiansu!rangwopingbaiwugushaoledunyewei。”
sunwukongyihandao:“shimudejinglihaoshengfengfu!kexianlaosunmeigenniyiqiqu!”
laorenjiazekudao:“wodeerzierxizhengshibeineilianggeyaoguaichile!tamenxianworoutailao,suneryouroushao,jiaowohuilaibasunerdaidalezaigongfengjitamen。”
“duoxieenrenchuleneilianghai,xiaolaoerwuyiweibao。”
qinmokanzhekudexilihualadelaoren,shuo:“neilaorenjiajiubangwozailezheiliangzhiji,jifanlitiandianyoushuiba。”
“haohao!xiaolaoerzheijiuqu。”
“wukong,niqubangwoshaoxieshuilai,woyaoxishu!”
“haode,shimu,wozheijiuqu。”
qinmoyoukanxiangyipangzhihuiamituofodetangseng,yejitaxialerenwu,“shidi,neinijiunianjingsongfo,chaodutaerzierxiba。”
tajianpangbiandexiaohaiwushikezuo,zhaohutaguolai,buzhidaocongnataochuliangkuaitang,rangtajiaozhechi。
dajiadoumanghuoqilaile,qinmomanyile。
……
zaoyexile,jiyezuohaole,fanyereleyibian。
houge,tangsengbuchiji,laotouhexiaohaigongchiyizhiji,qinmoduzhanyizhi。
benlailaorenjiabuchi,danshiqinmoquandao:“nijiadesunerzheimeshou,buchirouzenmezhangdeda?nibuchirou,youzenmeyouliqifuyangsuner?”
laorenjiakanzhexiaoshoudesuner,tazhengkewangdidingzhejirou。
“chichi!dajiadouchi!”
zhongrenrerenaonaodechileyidunfan。
chilefan,dajiadouzaozaohuifangxiele。
tangsengzaichuangshangdazuo,qinmohelaorenjiajielezhenxian,zuozaidengzishanghehupifendou,sunwukongdunzaiyipangkan。
dagaiyinweishiyaoguaidepi,fanjiandezhenbudahaoyong,zhichuolejixia,zhenjiuzhele,jideqinmozhuaernaosai。
sunwukongxiaodao:“shimu,nidezhenbuguanyong,haishiyongwodeba。”shuowan,jiucongerduolitaochuyigenxiuhuazhen。
zheijiushiruyijingubanga!
qinmozhengyaonaqixikan,sunwukongturanshouhuileshou,“wowanglewenle,shimuliqiyouduoda?wozheizhenyuanmingruyijingubang,youyiwansanqianwubaijinzhong。”
qinmo:“nifangxin,weishinadeqilai。”
shuowan,tatankaishouzhang,shiyisunwukongbajingubangjita。
sunwukongbajingubangfangdaoqinmoshoushang,jiantaguorannadedong,kuadao:“shimuhaodadeliqi!”
youjiantajuzhejingubang,sisidingzhu,biaoqingyansu,“wukong,nidejingubangyougewenti!”
sunwukongdajing,jimangqukan,huangdao:“youshenmewenti?”zheibangzitayijingwubainianmeiyongguole,nanbuchenghuaile?!
qinmoyansudishuo:“tameiyouzhenyan!zheizenmefenghupi!”
sunwukongfangxiaxinlai,yuanlaibushihuaile。
taxiangjingubangchuilekouxianqi,dao:“shimu,nizaikan。”
这就是七十二变啊!
qinmomomozhenyan,xinxiang:yebuzhidaoputizushihaishoubushoutu,haoxiangxuea。
zhiyutudideshifushishimudeshifu,zheigewentihenhaojiejue。
可以各叫各的嘛!
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kexi,putizushibuzhisuozong。
jinguantazhaobudaoshifu,danshitahaiyoutudia。
yushiqinmoyibianyongjingubangfenghupi,yibiananchuochuodating:“wukonga,nizheigefashunengwaichuanme?”
sunwukongchenmo,dangnian,tazaitongmenshixiongdimianqianxianbaiqishierbian,shifushuo“bierenkanjianniyouzheibanbianhua,biyaoqiunijiaota。ruguoniyinweihaipajiaoleta,taxuelebenlingjiuyaoshani;ruguonibujiaota,weilededaonidebenling,tajiuyaohaini。”
qinmozhidaotaxiangqiputizushile,yushitamomotadehoutou:“bunengwaichuanjiubuchuan,lai,zhanqilai,taigebo。”
sunwukonglikepieleyousi,huanxidao:“zheigeshijiwode?”
“shide,kuaichuanshangjiweishikankan。”
sunwukongzhengyaobahupiqunchuanshenshang,turanwaitouchuanlaixiaohaidekuhan:“yeye。”
秦墨:(눈_눈)
zheihuoqiangdaozenmezheimemeiyanse!hougedouyaochuanshangtazuodehupiqunle!
qinmochaoqimatongchuaizi,shaqitengtengdiwangwaibianzou。
sunwukonggengshengqi,tadouyaochuanshangshimuzuodehupiqunle!zheikeshishimuyongtadejingubangqinshouzuode!
tashilegeshenfa,shunjiandaolemenkou,zhijianyougeqiangdaoyishouqinzhexiaohai,yishoujudaoyukanlaoren,tayibangzixiaqu,zhijiedasileneiqiangdao。
zheibianqinmoyechulaile,gancuililuodibaolelianggedaozeidenaodai,youjianyigedaozeitoumapaole,batuijiuzhui。
tangsengyebeiwaimiandedashashengjingle,chumenyikan,yougedaozeizaiqiurao。
mangdao:“wukong,liutaxingming。”
sunwukongtingleshifudehua,shouxiashoulejinger,qingqingyireng。
tangsengmangmangqianquchakan,neiqiangdaoyijingsile。
dengqinmodashaledaozei,faxianmabeixiaobailongchile,dantahaiyouhuaduisunwukongjiang,zhihaodenghuilaizaisuanzhang。
zheitou,tangsengyaoganzousunwukong,tazhengyaofangentoujiayunlikai。
“dengdeng!nizenmele?”
秦墨问道。
sunwukongqideyanjingdouhongle,“shimu,shifushuowobupeidangheshang,woyaozoule。”
qinmodao:“nijiranyaozou,woyebuliuni,zhishiwozuodeyishangnihaimeichuan,hewoguolai,naleyishangzaizouba。”
qinmolazhesunwukongjinlewuzi,jitachuanlehupiqun,dao:“zheicaixianggexingzhe。”
sunwukongdao:“wobushixingzhele。”
qinmo:biexialiflag。
tawen:“wosongnidemaozinaqule?”
sunwukongyifanshou,“zaizheini。”
qinmojitadailemaozi,shuo:“dailewodemaozi,kejiubunengzaidaibierendele。”
sunwukonghaixiangwenweishenme,qinmoquebujitakaikoudejihui,feikuaiqiaolesanxiatadenaodai,jiangtatuilechuqu:“nikuaizouba!”
sunwukongmanxinyihuo,jiazhejindouyunfeixianghuaguoshan。