第4章

“shifu,shimu,zheierguoranyouhurenjia。”

sunwukongdalaladipielexingli,yaoquqiaomen。

qinmolanzhuta,shuo:“wukong,niheshidizaizheierdengzhe,woquqiaomen,dengrenjiatongyijiesulenimenzaiguolai。”

“hao,jiranshimuyuanyiqiaomen,neiwoheshifujiuzaicichuxiexiejiao。”

qinmoqiaolemen,yigezhuzheguaizhangdelaorenjiazoulechulai。

“你是?”

“laoshizhuhao,woshidongtudatanglaideheshang,luguobaodi,xiangyaojiezhuyisu。”

“neibiandelianggeheshang,yigeshiwoshidi,yigeshiwotuer。”

qinmozhizhezaishuxiaxiexideerrenduilaorenjiashuo。

laorenjiareqingdizhaohu:“shitangchaolaideheshanga?zirankeyi,nijiaotamenguolaiba。”

“wodetuershizhishenhou,xiangmaoyupangrenbutong,haiwanglaorenjiabuyaohedaole。”

laorenbaibaishou,shuo:“wodouzheimedanianjile,shenmeqirenyimaomeijianguo?buhuibeihedaode。”

“yelifengliang,nikuaixiejiaotamenjinlaiba。”

树下。

sunwukongshiqixingli,duitangsengshuo:“shifu,shimuzaizhaohuwomenni,womenkuaiguoquba。”

neilaorenjiajianlesunwukong,xindao,guozhenshiqirenyimao,yupangrenbutong。

屋里。

laorenjiajidajiafenzhaifan,fendaosunwukongzheiershi。

sunwukongchaotazuolegehoulian,wen:“nilaoshiqiaoanlaosunzuoshenme?”

laorenjiabeihuleyitiao,“woqiaonibuxiangshi“tanghou”,xiangkannishidanalaidehou?”

“shenme“tanghou”“mihou”de?anlaosunshishihou。nixiangnisunzizheimedadeshihou,wohaijianguonilei。”

sunwukongzhizhepangbiandexiaohaishuodao,hedexiaohaizhiwangtayeyeshenpangkao。

laorenjiacoujinta,zixiyiqiao,zheicaidao:“yuanlaishishihouyeye。woxiaoshihouyujiannishi,nitoushangzhangzhecao,xianzaicaomeile,lianyeganjingle,haishoulexie。suoyixiaolaoercairenbudeni。”

“haha,zheiyeshiduokuishifushimujiuwochulai。”

“zhenshikexikehe!zhishixianzaikaifanle,nishimuchuquzheimejiu,zenmehaimeihuilai?”

tangsengdao:“laorenjiamoyaodanxin,pinsengdeshijieshenglaijiuyouxiebenshi,guerweikoupoda,tadaleyewei,henkuaijiuhuihuilaide。”

laorenjiaqidao:“nimenheshanghaichiroua?”

tangsengshuo:“pinsengbushi,zhishishijie…”tabaqinmochangguazaizuibiandemingyanshuoleyibian。

“haha!shifu,shimushuodeyouli!”

孙悟空赞道。

“tangzhanglao,nishijiezhenshigetongtoudeheshang!”

“nimenzaishuoxieshenme?”

qinmotizheliangzhiyejihuilaile。

“哎呦!”

laorenjiayoubeiheleyidatiao。

qinmomangfangxiajiguolaichanta,“laorenjiabaoqian,wodayeweishi,tongleyigeyaoguaiwo,suoyiyishenxuexing。”

“什么妖怪窝?”

孙悟空跳过来问道。

“wodaomeidiaojinyigeyaoguaidongli,neidongliyouyiwoxiaoyao,haiyoulianggeshenmedawang,zichengxiongshanjunhetechushi。tamenyaochiwo,beiwofanshale。”

“benlaidasuanrangtamenchongdangyewei。zhishineiheixiongjingchouhonghongde,kanzhebuhaochi。daoshineigeyeniujingrouzhijinshi,danwobaokaitadeduzi,faxianlimianyouyitiaorentui,dunshimeileweikou。”

qinmofenfendao:“haohaodeyeniujing,zenmebuchidiansu!rangwopingbaiwugushaoledunyewei。”

sunwukongyihandao:“shimudejinglihaoshengfengfu!kexianlaosunmeigenniyiqiqu!”

laorenjiazekudao:“wodeerzierxizhengshibeineilianggeyaoguaichile!tamenxianworoutailao,suneryouroushao,jiaowohuilaibasunerdaidalezaigongfengjitamen。”

“duoxieenrenchuleneilianghai,xiaolaoerwuyiweibao。”

qinmokanzhekudexilihualadelaoren,shuo:“neilaorenjiajiubangwozailezheiliangzhiji,jifanlitiandianyoushuiba。”

“haohao!xiaolaoerzheijiuqu。”

“wukong,niqubangwoshaoxieshuilai,woyaoxishu!”

“haode,shimu,wozheijiuqu。”

qinmoyoukanxiangyipangzhihuiamituofodetangseng,yejitaxialerenwu,“shidi,neinijiunianjingsongfo,chaodutaerzierxiba。”

tajianpangbiandexiaohaiwushikezuo,zhaohutaguolai,buzhidaocongnataochuliangkuaitang,rangtajiaozhechi。

dajiadoumanghuoqilaile,qinmomanyile。

……

zaoyexile,jiyezuohaole,fanyereleyibian。

houge,tangsengbuchiji,laotouhexiaohaigongchiyizhiji,qinmoduzhanyizhi。

benlailaorenjiabuchi,danshiqinmoquandao:“nijiadesunerzheimeshou,buchirouzenmezhangdeda?nibuchirou,youzenmeyouliqifuyangsuner?”

laorenjiakanzhexiaoshoudesuner,tazhengkewangdidingzhejirou。

“chichi!dajiadouchi!”

zhongrenrerenaonaodechileyidunfan。

chilefan,dajiadouzaozaohuifangxiele。

tangsengzaichuangshangdazuo,qinmohelaorenjiajielezhenxian,zuozaidengzishanghehupifendou,sunwukongdunzaiyipangkan。

dagaiyinweishiyaoguaidepi,fanjiandezhenbudahaoyong,zhichuolejixia,zhenjiuzhele,jideqinmozhuaernaosai。

sunwukongxiaodao:“shimu,nidezhenbuguanyong,haishiyongwodeba。”shuowan,jiucongerduolitaochuyigenxiuhuazhen。

zheijiushiruyijingubanga!

qinmozhengyaonaqixikan,sunwukongturanshouhuileshou,“wowanglewenle,shimuliqiyouduoda?wozheizhenyuanmingruyijingubang,youyiwansanqianwubaijinzhong。”

qinmo:“nifangxin,weishinadeqilai。”

shuowan,tatankaishouzhang,shiyisunwukongbajingubangjita。

sunwukongbajingubangfangdaoqinmoshoushang,jiantaguorannadedong,kuadao:“shimuhaodadeliqi!”

youjiantajuzhejingubang,sisidingzhu,biaoqingyansu,“wukong,nidejingubangyougewenti!”

sunwukongdajing,jimangqukan,huangdao:“youshenmewenti?”zheibangzitayijingwubainianmeiyongguole,nanbuchenghuaile?!

qinmoyansudishuo:“tameiyouzhenyan!zheizenmefenghupi!”

sunwukongfangxiaxinlai,yuanlaibushihuaile。

taxiangjingubangchuilekouxianqi,dao:“shimu,nizaikan。”

这就是七十二变啊!

qinmomomozhenyan,xinxiang:yebuzhidaoputizushihaishoubushoutu,haoxiangxuea。

zhiyutudideshifushishimudeshifu,zheigewentihenhaojiejue。

可以各叫各的嘛!

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kexi,putizushibuzhisuozong。

jinguantazhaobudaoshifu,danshitahaiyoutudia。

yushiqinmoyibianyongjingubangfenghupi,yibiananchuochuodating:“wukonga,nizheigefashunengwaichuanme?”

sunwukongchenmo,dangnian,tazaitongmenshixiongdimianqianxianbaiqishierbian,shifushuo“bierenkanjianniyouzheibanbianhua,biyaoqiunijiaota。ruguoniyinweihaipajiaoleta,taxuelebenlingjiuyaoshani;ruguonibujiaota,weilededaonidebenling,tajiuyaohaini。”

qinmozhidaotaxiangqiputizushile,yushitamomotadehoutou:“bunengwaichuanjiubuchuan,lai,zhanqilai,taigebo。”

sunwukonglikepieleyousi,huanxidao:“zheigeshijiwode?”

“shide,kuaichuanshangjiweishikankan。”

sunwukongzhengyaobahupiqunchuanshenshang,turanwaitouchuanlaixiaohaidekuhan:“yeye。”

秦墨:(눈_눈)

zheihuoqiangdaozenmezheimemeiyanse!hougedouyaochuanshangtazuodehupiqunle!

qinmochaoqimatongchuaizi,shaqitengtengdiwangwaibianzou。

sunwukonggengshengqi,tadouyaochuanshangshimuzuodehupiqunle!zheikeshishimuyongtadejingubangqinshouzuode!

tashilegeshenfa,shunjiandaolemenkou,zhijianyougeqiangdaoyishouqinzhexiaohai,yishoujudaoyukanlaoren,tayibangzixiaqu,zhijiedasileneiqiangdao。

zheibianqinmoyechulaile,gancuililuodibaolelianggedaozeidenaodai,youjianyigedaozeitoumapaole,batuijiuzhui。

tangsengyebeiwaimiandedashashengjingle,chumenyikan,yougedaozeizaiqiurao。

mangdao:“wukong,liutaxingming。”

sunwukongtingleshifudehua,shouxiashoulejinger,qingqingyireng。

tangsengmangmangqianquchakan,neiqiangdaoyijingsile。

dengqinmodashaledaozei,faxianmabeixiaobailongchile,dantahaiyouhuaduisunwukongjiang,zhihaodenghuilaizaisuanzhang。

zheitou,tangsengyaoganzousunwukong,tazhengyaofangentoujiayunlikai。

“dengdeng!nizenmele?”

秦墨问道。

sunwukongqideyanjingdouhongle,“shimu,shifushuowobupeidangheshang,woyaozoule。”

qinmodao:“nijiranyaozou,woyebuliuni,zhishiwozuodeyishangnihaimeichuan,hewoguolai,naleyishangzaizouba。”

qinmolazhesunwukongjinlewuzi,jitachuanlehupiqun,dao:“zheicaixianggexingzhe。”

sunwukongdao:“wobushixingzhele。”

qinmo:biexialiflag。

tawen:“wosongnidemaozinaqule?”

sunwukongyifanshou,“zaizheini。”

qinmojitadailemaozi,shuo:“dailewodemaozi,kejiubunengzaidaibierendele。”

sunwukonghaixiangwenweishenme,qinmoquebujitakaikoudejihui,feikuaiqiaolesanxiatadenaodai,jiangtatuilechuqu:“nikuaizouba!”

sunwukongmanxinyihuo,jiazhejindouyunfeixianghuaguoshan。