第1章 新婚夜搞死对方!(1110字)

温朝死了。

zaixiazhebangbodayudeyewan,taweilefankangjiajifengjianeigezaichuangshangtanglesanniandoumeixingdehuosiren,tiaojinlejiamenkouneitiaoheli。

河水不深。

dantahaishisile,tagaogulezijidejiazhi。

suoyi,dangwenxizheigemeimeijixubeisongshanglefengjianeilianglaijietadehuncheshi,tazhidaofankangyemeiyouyong,guaiguaidibeidaizoule。

“laotaitai,renjieguolaile,xianzaisongqushaoyefangjianlima?”

tajinfengjialaozhaideneiyike,wenxidouhaimeilaidejikanqingchuzheigeshenzhaidayuandaodizhangshayang?daizhetajinlaideren,yijingpobujidaiyaojiangtasongqudongfang。

洞房?

douyaosile,hainengdongfangma?

wenxiditouzhanzhe,nazhepazideshouzhiqueweiweizuanjinle。

“bushishuotatiaohesilema?”

“meiyou,jiuhuilaile,kanzheirenshoude,jiushiweileneijianshizhetengde。”

mamajiangwenxilaleguolai,ganjingenzheigelaotaitaijieshidao。

laotaitailiangshuruilidemuguangmashangdingxianglewenxi,wenxizhiyiyan,jiukanchuletaduizijizheifubingyangyangdeyangzibuxi。

她们错了。

wenxibingbushizheijitianyangbing,ershiyibeizidouzaiyangbing,tatianshengjiubuzu,yaojibenmeiduanguo,ruguobushizheiciwenchaotiaohe。

guji,tasizaixiangxiayemeirenzhidao。

wenxizuihoubeisongdaoledongfangli,suiji,tazhongyujiandaoleneigetangzaichuangshangchuanshuozhongkuaisideren。

jingshirangrenyiwaidehaokan,gaotingdebiliang,xuebodechun,lianbudelunkuogengshilengjiaofenming。zhishiyinweizhongshangdeyuangu,tadeqiseshifencangbaixuruo,xiangfengzhongcanzhuban。

可惜了。

wenxiyoukuaisushouhuilemuguang。

“haole,jinwannijiuzaizheilixianpeixiueryigewanshang,mingtianwojiuhuidainiquyiyuan,rangnizaodianrengonghuaishangtadehaizi。”

“是。”

wenxijixuwenshundidianlediantou。

laotaitaizhongyumanyidiliqu,zouchumenkoudeshihou,tameiyouwangjiranglaomamajiangmenjisuoshang。

wenxikanjianle,zheicaifangfosongleyikouqi,tazaizheitiezhedahongxizidexinfanglizhanleyihui,pianke,caiyoulaidaozheizhangchuangqian,lenglengdaliangzhezheigetangzaizheichuangdahongxibeilidehuosiren。

“fengshixiu,nishijiaozheigemingziba?”

wenxiditoukanzhezheigeyidongbudongdenanren。

sizhouwurenhou,tadeyanzhongzhongyuliuluchulezuizhenshideqingxu:fennuhaiyouchouhen!

“weishenmenimenfengjiazheimemeiyourenxing?nidouyaosile,haiyaozhaonvrenjinishenghaizi,wojiejiejiuyinweizheigebeinimenbisile,xianzaiyoulundaolewo。”

tadingzheta,yinrenleyitiandeqingxuzhongyubaofahou,talianyanjingdoushifazhehong。

“suoyi,fengshixiu,haishinisiba,fanzhengnidouyaoyanqile,yebuxiangzailinsiqianzaiduohaiyitiaorenming,rangnixiabeizitoubulehaotaishibushi?”

tayibianshuozhe,yibianyaoyacongshenshangnaleyigenyouxiyouzhangdeyinzhenchulai。

meiyourenzhidao,tazaixiangxianeijinian,qishiyexueleyixiedongxi,tebieshizheizhongyideshizhenshu,tagengshiyijingluhuochunqing。

wenxinaleneigenyinzhen,zhandouzhehuanhuanbijinlezheigehuosirendetouding。

kemeiyouliaodao,jiutawanxiayaoyaojiangyinzhencijinzheigerendebaihuixueshi,huranjiuganjuedaoyizhenxinfanyizaoxueqishangyong,touyiyun。

“唔——”

shoulidezhenjiuzheimezhazaizheikenaodaishangle。

温夕愣了愣。

haimeifanyingguolai,tafaxianzheigetangzhedehuosirenshentihaosichouchuleyixiahou,xiayimiao,tajingranjiuzaitadeyanpizidixiamengdizhengkaileshuangyan!

温夕:“!!!!”