办公室里。
“砰！”
yizhiyanhuiganghenhendezazaigumoshudetoushang。
“nimengushijiusuanshixiangbagujiadenversongshangwodechuang，yedesonggemeinvguolaia，nimenkan，zheishigeshenmedongxi。”
bangongshilichuanlaiyizhenqiexiao，keshigumoshuquezhinengyingzhetoupizhanzaiyuandi，shuangshoubuzijuedeningjin，ningdegujiefabai。
“muershaoye，ruguonixiangyaoxinpiandeshengchanquan，neiwokeyidengwomuqinchuyuanzhihouzaigenninxiangtan，danshi，gushizhendebunengmai。”
tadeshengyinbubeibukang，henhaoting，zhenggerenqizhiyehenhao，keneizhangyuanbenbaijingkerenerdelianshang，queyingshengshengzhangleyidakuaiheiban。
看起来真吓人。
jiashangrujinyilvyinhongdexuejishunzhetadelianhualuo，heiheihonghonghunzazaiyiqi，gengxiandelangbeibukan。
“wozuihoushuoyiju，jiwogunchuqu，choubaguai，jiandaoniyimiaozhongwodoujuedeexin。”musichenyibianshuozhe，yibianshiyishenbiandezhulinamaojincashou。
“jiranmuzongjuedeexin，gengyinggailigushiyuanyidian，burannintiantianjiandaowo，bushigengexin？”gumoshuchelechechunjiao，peizhexiao，lianshangxuehuhudeyipian，zhengningdegenguiyiyang。
“made，chou**，nihaiganhaizui！zaibugunxinbuxinworangrenlunleni？lunlenigujiwohaiyaojitamendaotieqian，zhenshige**wanyi。jiuni，nipeigenwoshuohua？shenmedongxi？”
musichenfue，shuochudehuawubinanting：“bazheiwanyijiworengchuqu，xiacizaifangjinlaiwodaduannidegoutui！”
“太特么丑了！”
“xiwangmuershaoyekaolvyixia，zongshigujiapochan，xinpiandeshengchanyanfaquanhejishuhaishizaigujiashouli，ninshenmedoudebudao。”
gumoshushuowan，budengmusichenfanying，zhuanshenjiuzou。
musichenxinhenshoula，jintiantamaoranguolaiqiumusichenbuyaoduigushixiashou，yequeshishiyouzhile。
zouchumushijituan，gumoshukanzheneifanguangdeboliqiangmianshangdaoyingchuzijidemoyang，tataiqishou，xiaoxinyiyidecashizhelianshangdexueji。
neiyidakuaiheibanzhanjuletadabanbianlian，shangmianshenzhihaiyouyicengheisederongmao……gumoshutanlekouqi，tacengjing，yemeizheimechou。
haiweidengtacongsixuzhongchouli，yizhenduancudeqiaojishengcongpangbianxiangqi，gumoshuhuitouyikan，yiliangyinbaisedebinlichenei，yizhixiaoxiaodeshouyouqiwulideqiaojizhechuanghu。
gumoshulianmangzouguoqu，cheshenyijingzaitaiyangxiabeishaideguntang，kexiangerzhicheneidewendu，erganggangqiaochuanghuqiuzhude，jingranshiyigexiaonanhai！
neixiaohaijiannandehuxizhe，jiandaogumoshudeyangzijingranmeiyoubandiankongju……nanbuchengbeishaishale？
laibujiduoxiang，gumoshuyonglilalelachemen，meiyouyaochigenbendabukai。
这可怎么办？
不管了，救人要紧！
gumoshusichuguanwang，zhenghaosizhouyouhuanweigongrenzhengzaidasaoweisheng，tazhijiechaoqifangzhizailajichepangdetieqiaochaozhechezaleguoqu。
suizhebolisuiliedeshengyin，tashenshoujinqujiangmendakai，xiaonanhaiyijingzhongshuhunjueleguoqu！
zheishishenmeyangdejiazhang，jingrannengzuochuzheiyangdeshi！
gumoshuxinzhongqidebuxing，baozhexiaonanhaijiunaqileshouji，zhunbeiboda120jijiu，gangnachushouji，jiubeimengdichaohouyizhuai。
yigegaodadeshenyingzhezhuledabufenguangxian，gumoshuyouxielengshen，guolehaoyihuicaikanqingchuneinanrenbinglengdelianshangyanzhongmanshinuyi。
“nixiangzuoshenme？”tayibaqiangguohaizi，fangzaijianshang，yikaikou，neigudaizhebingchadedichenshengxiannenggouzhizhichuangrurendexindi，rangrendunshifangfoxueyedoubeidongzhu。
xinghao，gumoshudexinlisuzhizugouqiangda。
“tashinidehaizi？”gumoshuzhoujinlemeitou：“nizenmenengbatayigerenfangcheli，xianzaizheigewendu，tayijingzhongshulexuyaomashangquyiyuan。”
“tadeshibulaonicaoxin。”muqianyudandandekaikou，“woxianzaijiubaojing。”
“baojing？”gumoshuyouxiemengbi，“dengdeng，xiansheng，nibaojingshishenmeyisi，shiwojiulenidehaizihaobuhao？”
“nixiangbangjiawodehaizi，haizalewodeche，nandaobuxuyaobaojing？”
muqianyunujifanxiao，takanzheyanqianzheigemianmujichouqueyouxiebuzhisuoyundenvren，buguoruobushizheinvrennongchuzheimedadongjing，tayezhuyibudaozijidehaizijingranbeihuohuosuozaicheli。
“……”gumoshumianduinanrendeqiannu，congmingdemeiyoukaikou，tajingjingdedaliangzhenanren，zhongyuxiangqilaitashishenmeren！
慕仟御！
neigechuanshuozhongmushijituanzhenzhengdejichengren。
tingshuotashisisuijiusongquguowaijinxiu，conglaibuchuxianzaigongkaichanghe，gumoshuyezhishiouertingfumutiqizheigemingzi，weishenmehuijidetadeyangmao，yinweitadewaixingtaiguoyouxiu。
lengjiaofenmingdemianpang，rangrenyiyanjiunenglunxiandeshuangmou，chunjiaoquejinminzhe，hunshensanfazhejurenyuqianlizhiwaideqixi。
zheiyangdemuqianyugengumoshuzhanzaiyiqi，jianzhishilianggejiduan。
“ninshimuxiansheng，duiba。”gumoshushenxileyikouqi，tachaozhemuqianyushenchushou：“woshigushijituandegumoshu，wobingbuxiangbangjianidehaizi，laizheilishilaizhaonindidide。”
muqianyumeiyoushuohua，tadeshixianluozailenvrentoushangdeshangshang。
“所以？”
“jiuxianindehaizichunshuyiwai，wozaizheizhiqianyebuzhidaozheishinindehaizi，danshinindezheigeche……xianjieduanwoshizhendepeibuqi。”
gumoshudixiatouzaibaolifanzhaozhe：“wokeyijininxieqiantiao，dengwozheibiandeqianzhouzhuanguolai，wojiubaqiandajinin，ninkeyijiwoyigelianxifangshi。”
gumoshukanmuqianyumeifanying，nachubi，xiexialezijidelianxifangshi：“zuihouzaijininyigezhonggao，ninhaishizhuajinsonghaiziquyiyuanba，woxianhuiqule。”
shuowan，tatouyebuhuidezhuanshenlikai。
muqianyuzhanzaiyuandi，jingjingdekanzhezheigenvren，huranjuedetouyouxieteng，yinyuesihucengjingzaizainalijianguota。
“haizhuangshenme，gunxiaqu。”turan，taduizhepazaizijijiantoudexiaoshaoniankaikou。