第2章 妈妈嫌我麻烦(1987字)

“哼。”

xiaotuanzizheicaihuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,congmuqianyudeshenshangtiaodaoledishang,neihongpupudelianshangnalihaiyoubandianganggangdeweimigan。

“nizijibazijisuochelide?”muqianyujugaolinxiadedingzhezheigexiaodongxi。

“bushi。”xiaotuanzizhalezhayan,shunjiandakedeyanleiningjuzaiyanjiao:“wuwababaxiongwo!bababuaiwole!babalianyangyangshengbingdoubuguan!”

“闭嘴!”

“呜呜呜呜呜……”

“sheibanisuochelide!”muqianyuzhijuedetouteng,taneishuangshenchendemouzisisidedingzheyanqiandexiaogui,hedexiaotuanziyoushiyigejiling。

“mama……mamadaiwochulaide。”yangyangcalecayanjiaodeleihua,hongzheyanjingdao:“mamaxianwomafan,xiachedeshihourangwozaichelidengta,ranhoutawanglekaichuanghu,chuanghusuosile,yangyanghaipa!”

“害怕你就装死?”

muqianyuyiquanchuishangxiaotuanzidetou,meitouquebuzijuediningjin,chaozheyipangmushijituanbianshangdebaidashangmaokanqu。

“wu,wobuzhuangsidehuaneigejiejiejiubujiuwole……mamaquzuomeirongbuzhidaoshenmeshihoucainengchulai,babanibieshengqima。”yangyangweiqubabadechuixiatou。

“taneimechou,nibupa?”muqianyutaiyankanxiangyangyang。

“jiejiebuchou,jiejiedeyanjinghaohaokanhaopiaoliang!jiejiebimamahaokan。”yangyangshunzhemuqianyudekujiaoxiangyaopadaomuqianyudehuaili:“baba,woxiangyaojiejiepeiwowan!”

yangyangdeloujinlemuqianyudebozi,shoulimianjinzuanzhedeshineigenvrenliuxiadezhitiao,shangmianxiede,shitadedianhuahao。

xiangqigangganggumoshufanfuzhufu,shengxianquerouheyidianyebuguozaodeyangzi,muqianyuyejuedetazhangdemeineimechoule。

gushidouyaopochanle,haixiangzhepeiqian。

呵,真是个蠢女人。

……

lingyibian,gumoshuhuidaolejiali,jiandanshuxiyixia,muqinyizhizaizhongzhengjianhushi,tadengxiayaoguoquguoqu,jishizhinengjiandandekankanyeshihaode。

huran,jiazhongdemenbeidakaile。

“gumoshu,nichulai!nibaqianwomendeqianshenmeshihouhai?”

weishoudatouderenyeshigushijituandegudong,tongshiyeshigumoshudeqinbofuguhongming,genzheyuguanerrude,chulegujiadeyixieqinqi,haiyougongsideqitagaoguan。

gumoshujingjingdekanzheruodadefangjianbeiyigegerentianman,tayouxietoupifama,quehaishiyingtingzhezoulexiaqu。

“dabo,wojintianqulemushi,danshimuershaoyedetaiduyizhihenjianjue,erqiezhaoxianzailaikan,woshizaimeibanfajieshoubagushimaidiao。”

“nizhibuzhidaogongsizaizheimebeimushidayajiuyaopochanle?”guhongmingtanlekouqi:“daoshihoubieshuosanfenzhiyi,jiushishifenzhiyidoumeiyoule。nishixiangrangsuoyougudongdeqiandoudashuipiaome!”

“jiushi,moshu,gongsibujinjinshinifumudexinxue,yeshiwomendajiadexinxuea!”

“daoshihouwomensuoyourendouyaoyiqibeizhai,niyaozheimemeiliangxinme?”

zhongrenfenfenzhizezhegumoshu,danshigumoshuquerengranmeiyouchushengyingyun:“buhaoyisi,gewei,gushizhendebunengmai,xianzaishimusicheneyidayawomen,womenwanquankeyizoufalvchengxu。”

“nijuedewomennengchengdaokaitingme!”

zhongrenyilunfenfen,yanzhongdoushibunai,kanzhegumoshu,jiuchakaikouzhizetadeyoushayoutianzhenle。

danshigumoshuxinlimingbai,zhiyaotadeshouzhonghaizhangwozhexinpiandeyanfaxiaoshouquan,neimegushijiubuhuidao,xianrujinruguonengdengdaotianshitouziren,zhaolanxindehezuo,jiukeyile。

yaodengdaoshenmeshihouni……taqishiyebuzhidao。

“moshu,dabozhidao,niduigushiyouganqing,neiwomenyeyouganqinga,niyaoshishizaibuxiangchushougongsiyekeyi,zanmenbijingxianzaishouzhonghaiyouxinpiandeshiyongquan……”

yuanlaizhenzhengdemudezaizheilidengzheta。

“zhiyaonitongyibashiyongquanfenjizanmengudong,neimegushijueqizhirikedaia,niweishenmejiuzheimerensilini?”guhongmingdaomaoanrandeshuodao。

“zheigekeyidengwomuqinxingguolaizaishangliang。”

padeyisheng,gumoshudelianbeishandeceleguoqu,chunjiaoxunsudezhongleqilai。

“qianzhaihaiqiantianjingdiyi,nixianzaizheiyangbujinjinshiduigongsidezhuweibufuze,yeshibujiwozheigedabomianzi!”

guhongmingxianzailianzhuangdoumeiyouzhuangxiaqu,tashuaileshuaishou:“hetongwoyijingnihaole,jintianzheigezi,niqianyedeqian,buqianyedeqian。”

“我不会签的。”

gumoshudandandekanzhebaizaiyipangdehetong:“erqiewoyemeiyouneigequanlifanmaiwomadedongxi,wozhinengxiangbanfaweichigushideyunying,jinliangbaozhengdajiabuhuikuiqian。”

youshiyibazhang,zhongzhongdeshanzaigumoshudelianshang。

zhouweiderenlenglengdekanzhe,meiyouyigeshanglaishuohuadeyisi,guminghonggengjiashengqi,zhijiezhuaiqigumoshudetoufa,chaozhedishangjiushihenhenyike!

“niyiweinibasilejiumeirenguannile!nishizhenbubawozheigedabofangzaiyanli!”

gumoshulangbeideliangqianglejibu,henkuaiyoushiyibazhang,jiangtashandeyanmaojinxing……

zhouweidesuoyourendouzaijiyuzheixinyanfachulaidexinpian,huoxufumuchulechehuo,yegenzheixierenyouguan……danshineixieshitafuqinyanjiulejishinian,yongmingbaoxialaide。

tademuqinhaizaiyiyuanshengsibuzhi。

zhiaiderenyongshengmingqubaocunxialaidedongxi,tazenmejiunengzheimeqingyidebatamaile!

“guminghong,geweishushu,wohaishineijuhua。”gumoshujiannandefuzheloutidezhuanjiao,tajinkenengdetingzhilejibei:“xinpiandeshidengwomamaxingguolai,gushibuhuimai,buguannimenzenmebiwo,doubukeneng。”

“ni!”guminghongtaiqishou,haixiangjixuyongbaolijiejuewenti。

“dabo,wojingnishiwodabo,woyelijienihenzheji,bijingnidegufenzhanbizuizhong,danshi,ruguonizaibiwo,wojiusuandaizhexinpianyiqiqusi,woyebuhuitongyi。”

gumoshuzhengzheneishuangyanjing,bumanleheibandelianshang,neishuangmoujiuxiangshiyiyishenghuidezuanshi:“neishiwofumuyongshengmingqubaohudedongxi,yexiwanggeweixiangxinwodenengli。wohuirangmuzonggaibianzhuyide。”

“nizenmerangtagaibianzhuyi?niyaoshipiaoliangdianwomenyejiuxinle,danshinizheifuyangzi,gujimuzongjintianzaoshangshibanidiuchulaideba!”