第2章 光棍小伙喜当爹

“yo,zanzhurenzheishituranxidangdiele?”

“womenlianmanyuejiudoumeihe,haizijiuzheimedale。”

wenxunganlaidetongshimen,yilianchiguadebiaoqingkanzheyangtianhao,zuilichongchizheshanyidediaokan。

yangtianhaogangadexiaolexiao,niuguotoumeihaoqididenglezhouyaoyiyan。

buyongcai,kendingshizheigedalabachuanchuqude。

“xiaopengyou,nixiansongkai,zanmenhaohaoshuo。”

bushuohaihao,yangyunxifanerbaodegengjinle,dayanjinglimanshileishui。

“baba,buyaodiuxiawo!”

zheixiayangtianhaolimahuangle,sanshiduosuidemengnannanengzaodezhuzheige。

dunzaidishanghonglehaojiu,yangyunxizheicaipotiweixiao。

yankanzheshijianyidianyidianguoqu,dajiadoujizhexiabanhuijia。

keyangyunxiquesihuoyaogenzheyangtianhaozou。

这哪行啊?

yangtianhaozijihaishigedanshenhan,nalidongdezhaoguxiaonvhai。

tongshimenlunfanquanshuo,keyangyunxijiuxianggexiaojuelv,sheidehuadoubuting!

wunaizhixia,zhouyaozhinengjianyidao:“zhuren,yaobujinwannixiandaitahuijiaba,meibanfa,zheihaizizhirenni。”

“shia,zhuren,ninshouleizhaoguyixiaba。”

qitatongshiyefenfenfuhe。

yangtianhaokanzhexiaonvhaikelianbabademoyang,xindaoyezhinengzheiyangle。

回到家后,

yangyunxiyikandao,wenxinyoushushidefangjian,yanjinglidengdeyuanyuande,liuluchuhaoqixingfendeguangmang。

tazaifangjianlipaolaipaoqu,yihuimomorouruandechuangpu,yihuierkankanchuangbiandelvzhi。

zuilihaidunangzhe:“baba,jializenmeheyiqianbuyiyangla?”

“haiyou,mamazenmemeizaijiani?”

啊这……

yangtianhaoxinliyijin,youxiegangadisuikouxiabiandao:“mamayoudianshichuqule”。

“neimamashenmeshihouhuilaiya?

shibushibabaremamashengqile?”

yangtianhaobeiwendeyakouwuyan。

“yunxiguai,biexiangneimeduole,xianshuijuehaobuhao?”

yangyunxikanzheyangtianhao,sidongfeidongdedianlediantou。

kedaoleshuijuedeshihou,wentilaile。

yangyunxisihuobukenyigerenshui,tajinjinlazheyangtianhaodeshouyanleiwangwang。

“baba,yunxihaipa,yunxiyaohebabayiqishui。”

yangtianhaokanzhetaneikelianbabademoyang,xinzhongyizhenfaruan,renmingdidianlediantou。

kandaoyangtianhaotongyile,yangyunxiluchuletiantiandeweixiao,huanhuzhepashanglechuang。

jinjinaizheyangtianhao,xiangzhiwenshundexiaomao,buyihuibianjinruletiantiandemengxiang。

eryangtianhaoquejiujiuwufarumian。

xinzhongmanshiduiyangyunxishenfendeyihuo。

第二天一早,

yangyunxiyouyouzhuanxing,kandaoshuizaipangbiandeyangtianhao,lianshanglikeluchulecanlandexiaorong。

taqingqingchuolechuoyangtianhaodelian,naishengnaiqideshuo:“baba,qichuangla。”

yangtianhaomimihuhudezhengkaiyanjing,kanzheyanqiankeaidexiaoliandan,xinzhongdefannaosihudoujianqinglejifen。

taqishenjiyangyunxizhunbeilezaocan。

kanzhetachidejinjinyouweideyangzi,renbuzhuwendao:“yunxi,nizaihaohaoxiangxiang。

chulebaba,jialihaiyouqitarenma?”

yangyunxiwaizhetouxianglexiang,shuo:“haiyoumamaya!”

yangtianhaowunaidexiaolexiao,zhidaocongtazheiwenbuchushenmeyouyongdexiansuo。

chiwanzaocan,yangtianhaodaizheyangyunxilaidaojiedaoban。

yijindating,tongshimenkandaotamenlianglvexianlangbeideyangzirenbuzhuhongxiaoqilai。

“zhuren,daiwadeziweibuhaoshouba?”

yangtianhaokuxiaozhebailebaishou,daizheyangyunxilaidaolezijidebangongshi,zhunbeikaishishangban。

meiguoduojiu,paichusuodenvjingyelandaizheshebeizoulejinlai。

xunwenzhihou,yuanlaishiyaojiyangyunxipaizhaopian、luzhiwen。

kannengbunengzaijingwuxitonglizhaodaohaizifumudexiansuo。

yangtianhaokanzhezhengzaiwanwanjudeyangyunxi,molemotadeshuo:“zheiweijiejieshilaigongzuode,womenguaiguaipeihetahaobuhao?”

wenyan,yangyunxifangxiashouzhongdewanju,duizheyelantiantiandejiaoleyishengjiejie。

bayelanmengdemuxingguanghuilimabengfa,duizhexiaonvhaiyouqinyoubaode,haoyihuicaipingjingxialai。

dengmangwanzhihou,yelanduiyangtianhaojiaodaidao:“woxianbazheixiexinxidaihuisuoli,jieguogujiyaodengjitiancaixing。”

yangtianhaodiandiantou,biaoshilijie。

“xinkunile,yejingguan,xiwangnimennengjinkuaizhaodaotadejiaren。”

shuodaozheili,yangtianhaoluchuleyigekusedexiaorong,“bumannishuo,zheihaiziziconglaidaojiedaobanjiurenzhunwoshitababa,zenmejieshidoumeiyong!

tingdaocihua,yelandemuguangrenbuzhuerzhezhijianlaihuichuansuo。

“nihaibieshuo!zheihaizihenizhangdehaizhentingxiangde!

yaobu,nigancuiquzuogeqinzijiandingdele。

shuobudingzhenyoushenmexueyuanguanxini。”

shuowan,zijixianrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。

yangtianhaomanlianheixiandisongzouyelan,youxianrulemangliudegongzuozhong。

jintianshilixuanchuanbukaizhanjiedaogongzuochengguoxuanchuan,zuzhilegongzuoxiaozuzhibo。

zhenggejiedaobanrulindadi。

piankehou,huamianlichuxianleanningjiedaobandedamen。

suizhejingtoutuijin,banshidatingligongzuorenyuanmenyoutiaobuwendemangliuzhe。

【zheishishenmezhibojiana?zenmemeishenmerenshuohua】

【shixuanchuanbugaodejiedaogongzuoxuanchuanzhibo,jintianbodaoanningjiedao】

【有点无聊啊】

【不爱看就别看呗】

zhibojianliyouanjinglexialai。

turan,jingtoulichuxianleyigexiaonvhai,manlianzhiqi。

takanqilaidagaisansisui,shouliniezheyikeqiaokelidoudijishexiangtou。

“吃吗?”

suihou,xiaonvhaibaqiaokelidourengjinzijizuilijiaozhe,dayanjingzhigougoudedingzheshexiangtou。

“nishishenmeya?guanjiama?”

“……”

摄像头差点裂开。

zhouyaoyiluxiaopaochongjinjingtou,yibabaoqiyangyunxijiazaigebodixia。

“buhaoyisi,zheishizoushidexiaohai,muqianwomenzhengzaixunzhaotadejiazhang。

yourenshide,qingheanningjiedaobanlianxi。”

yangyunxibeidahengbaozaigebodixia,shuangshoupanzhuzhouyaodeyaobaochipingheng。

nulitaiqitounaishengnaiqifanbodao:“qingdajiabuyaolianxi。”

【hahaha,haokeaidebaobao,zenmehaizoudiuleni?babamamadeduozhejia】

【youxiangpianwoshenghaizixilie】

【hahaha,biekaiwanxiaole,dajiajietuzhuanfayixia,jinkuaibangtazhaodaojiarenba。】

zhouyaogangbayangyunxibaozou,zixundianhuabianxiangleqilai。

yinweizaizhibo,dianhuakailemianti,danduifangdeshengyinzuolebianshengchuli。

“gongzuorenyuantongzhi,wohaizidiule。”