meigerenyoumeigerendekunao。
lingyibiandesangbiaohaibuzhidaozijideshentiheshangyanchigongganle，zhishijiqibeicui。
tashizaibumingbai，zijibuguoshishuilegejuedegongfu，zenmejiuturanmomingqimiaodeconggaoguiyouyadesijiaomaoyaoshenyibianbianchengledeyuchunculudeliangjiaoshou。
jiejishenfenkuayuedeshizaitaida，sangbiaoyishizhijianyoudianjieshoubule。
nanguodebuxingjian，zhuazhuawuzui，neidaizhekuqiangdexiaonaiyinjiuzhibuzhuyilechulai“wu~”deyisheng。
yongyouchaojuefanyinglideshihuangmaohouzhihoujuedefanyingguolaiyiting，benjiudengdadejinmanleishuideyancishishunjiandengdegengdale！
sishibukezhixin，yousihushibumingbaimiaoxingdezuzongmenweishabubaoyouta，juranrangtalianyinyiweiaodemiaomiaojiaodoumeile。
zaibusixindeguluzhesaibangziyituzaicifachuxiangcongqianneiyangdemiaomiaojiao，keyisheng：“aowu？”
liangsheng：“aowuaowu？？”
sansheng：“aowuaowuaowu？？？”
jujudouchusheng，kejujudoudaizhediduanliangjiaoshoumaochonggaoduansijiaomaodeliezhigan！
她！
丧彪！
juranyijingchechedididelunweilechanshidenulilema？？！！
丧彪忍不住了。
wawakuzhejiukaishixunsimisidecaozhezijineikanqilaibenjiubucongmingdexiaonaodaizuozaidishangkukuzhuangdi：“zhongmefeixi？jiedaodixizhongmefeixi！？”
“wosangbiaozhongmehuiluodaojiegetiandiwa！yaoshiwa！zunxiyaoshiwa！！”
tazaizheibiancaozhenaodaikukuzhuangdi，yuanzaishangshideshangyanchifuetoutengyinren。
001kanzhetaerhuabushuobuyaomingsidejiuzhedimianjiuhengchihengchidezhuangnaodai，yifububazijizhuangsijiushibubaxiudemoyang，neishishengpatabanaodaizahuaile，shunjianfachujianruidebaomingsheng：【biezalebiezale！fangguotaba！aaabaobeibiezale！benlaijiubucongmingzashalezenmetingzhihui？！】
zaiziyijiukukuzhuangdi，001jidekuaifafengle，jiantabuliren，001caihouzhihoujuedefajuedaoleshenmemanggaikou：【sangbiaobiezale！buzhunzale！zadenaodaihuailejiububaqilea！！】
zaizizheicaitinglexialai，mingmingdouhe001shuoleqibajuhuale，kequexianzaicaihouzhihoujuedefanyingguolaicongganggangqihaoxiangjiuyizhiyoumomingqimiaodewanyizhaihejijishuohua。
milideyanshenyigechaoshangyigechaoxia，sangbiaozuozhaoyouzhao：“niyouxisheiwa？”
001jiantaweiweilengjingleyidiandian，caiqingleqingsangzi：【sangbiaobaobeinibuyongzhaolae，wozainidenaozilini～】
“脑几？”
tamenghuhudehuanglehuangtou，jueduyaobujiushijijifengla，yaobujiushimeishuixing～
001meitaikanmingbaitaqiqiguaiguaideyitu，jiumeizaiyi。
zhongzhongdekeleyishenghoulongzhongdekaishijieshaoziji：【qinaidesangbiaosuzhu，putiantongqing，yuninbangding～edunvpeishangweixitong001jiechengyaoninyiqixietongzuoe！zaiciqijianqingxiaosuzhunulibanyanhaoshangyouyoudeshenfen，tingcongzhihui，wangsilizhengnvzhu！fajiazhifu，zhirikedai！】
jiligualadeyidadui，sangbiaoyetingmingbaile。
原来是找她干活啊！
benjiuyinweixinqingbuhaodeshihuangmaowenyanzhazhayan，nuozhexiao**zhuanlegemian，caibubangmang：“wobuyao，nijijiquba。”
001：【？？？】
nibuyaoshijigeyisi？？
bushishuohaolebangdinglesuzhu，suzhujiudeganhuodema？？
zheijiesuzhudejijixingzheimechadema？？？
001dunledun，zheshishimeiliaodaozijihuiyoubeijujuedeyitian，shunjiankaishixiongbaba“weixie”：【baobei!nibuquwojiuyaodiannilea！】
看这样不吓死她！
吼吼。
zaiziruodadeyanzhuzizhongshunjianluchuyizhongkanshazideyanshen，buantaoluchupai：“nidianshu**hewosangbiaoyoushaguanxi？”
001：【………】
【...jiusuanshisangbiao，sangbiaobutinghuawoyediansangbiaode！】
benlaibianchengliangjiaoshoudesijiaomaojiubushihenleyi，cishiwenyanbudanmeihaipa，fanerhaijingshenle，xiangshishengpatafanhuiside，lianmangdiantou：“haowahaowahaowa，neinikuaidiandianshuwopa！”
001zaici：【………】
yaobushipaloudian，taxiangkudexindouyaoyoule，ketabuneng，tazhinengruanxialaishengxiankelianbabadehonghaizi：【baobeia，xitongbangdingleni，nibuquzenmexingni？niyaoshibuquneirenwubujiuwanchengbulema？】
gangchengjingdezaizihaimeiyoushuyurendezerengan，yebutailijieneigeshenmedandanyidehua，buguotayemeiyoubendehenguofen。
duiyudandanyidehua，zaiziqiatouquwei，zidongguolvletingbudongdehua，zaiwaiqiniubadefanyidaozijinaodailizongjieleyifanhou，jiuchengle：“sangbiaoa，wodandanyibanglenideding，nibuquyexingde，fanzhengnidedingnengqu！”
guaibudezongjuede**buhaoshile！
qishilimidexiaozaizigubushangshangxin，ningbazhexiaomeimaoyouyidiandianbukaixinjuedezheigedandanyibushihaodengxi：“nizhongmenengbujingguowodutongyijiubangwodudingdinglei？nizhenxigemaofandujuzapi！”
congxitongzhijiebianchengjuzipide001：【？？？】
【bushibaobei...womeibangnideding，woshuodeshibangding！bangdingdebang！bangdingdeding！bushibangding！】
叽里呱啦的。
“shawadeshawa？nibuyaozongshuoyijuhuawa，fanzhengjiuxinibangjiarewoduding！”
shihuangsedemaobutaimingbaizhonghuawenhuadebodajingshen，tayongneihetaodadexiaonaozixianglexiang，yemeixiangmingbai。
haowugongjilidexiaonaiyinerhuabushuoduandingletadeshenfen：“nixihuaidan！”
danhuashuozheili，naituanzijiurenbuzhuyouyouyihuole。
嗯。
jiegeqiqiguaiguaidedandanyi，liantadedingdouganbang，meizhunzijituranconggaoguiyouyadesijiaomaobianchengyuchunculudeliangjiaoshoudeshiyeshineigedandanyigandeni！
xiangdaozhei，meiqiguanguanjihukuaibeiqizhale，lengxiaxiaonaiyin，nulixiongmeng：“nishuo！wobianchengjigeyazixibuxininongdu？xinijiaowositiaotuituibianchengleliangtiaotuituidu！”
“nijiduwo~”ruanpapadeshengyinzaicixiexiapanjueshu。
001：【.........】
zongjie：“nixijiduwoduhuaidan！”
001：【.........】
jiushunjianhanyandebuganzhisheng。
yanleyankoushui，shenweigaojingminengliangtidexitongyouzaicitiyandaole，zheixiaohaisihuyebushiduomehaohunong，yushizainaozhongfeisusikaoyifanguohou，quanhenglibi。
xiangdaozheizhixiaomaoshengqiankeshishibajinzhong，001juede，tayinggaishihenxihuanchide。
guerduizhengxiayaodekaishizhuanyihuati，bizhongjiuqing：【baobeiya，qishizuorenyetinghaode，nikannicongxiaomaomaobianchenglexiaorenren，bujintijibiandale，erqienengchidaodedongxiyebianduoleya~yuanbenhenduobunengchidedongxixianzaiyenengchile，baobeininandaobuxianghaohaopinchangpinchangma？】
yuanbenbuxieyiguroududuyituozuozaidishangdemaowenyan，xiaoerduoshuleqilai。
好吃嘟？
哼！
再好吃能有啥用？
congyigezhuzibianchengchanshide，shiyigexiaoxiaodehaochidejiunengmibudema？
zaizijuededandanyiyixiangtiankai。
danneijiangxinjiangyidexiaonaiyinzhong，yehaishidaileyidiandianxindongheyidiandianhuaiyi：“youduohaochi？biyuganganhaochimie？”
001jiantazhongyuganxingqule，xinxiasonglekouqi，mangcongxitongshangchenglihualedianjifenduihuanlejigeqiaokelidoudouheqiaokelitiaofangdaosangbiaomianqian。
sangbiaoyiqiao，chixiaobuxiehaiyoudianfennu。
batabianchengchanshidedoubugou，xianzaijuranhairangtachishile！
jurannashidoudouheshitiaotiaohunongta？
zhenyiweitashibendanma？？
kangjuzhiyimingxian，zaizixiaotouyiniu：“woxijueduibuhuichishidu！”
001xiayishijieshi：【bushibaobei......zheishihaochide.......】
“buyaobuyao！！wosangbiao！shikeshabukeru！woyeshijianguoshishida！wojiuxibeieshu！beidashu！beichouchanshidezhuazouchire，woyejueduibuhuidongzheixieshishiyixiaxia！！！”
【真的不吃？】
“绝对！！”
jihukuaibatouyaochenglebolanggu。
sanfenzhonghou，chidemanzuiqiaokelidezaizirutongneichileshiniankangyancaizhongyuchishangxikangdezhu，zuoshou“shidoudou”，youshou“shitiaotiao”，zhijiebeiqiaokelihaochidetongkuliutidaoshangqibujiexiaqi：“jiexisheiladushishiwa？zenmezheimehaochiwa！”
“guaibudeliangjiaoshoudouxihuanchanshi，kangqilaiwodugagayehenxiangwa！”
ziliandedidiguguzhe，xiaowanyizaixinzhongmomojixia：shangyanchixihuanchitadeshi。
001：【.........】
【...xianzaiyuanyizuorenwulemabaobei？】
zaizichiderulangsihu，jiurutongdangchuweilejigenyuganzheleyaoyiyang，xianrujinyeyijiushiweizheijigetangdoudouzheleyao。
“xiangaxianga！woxiangshula！”
001piepiezui，youdianxianqi：【neiganggangshisheishuoleyide？hairangwozijiqu。】
嗯。
tasihushihenyaomianzi，yousihushichijiyiliqimiaodeyuchiduolesuoyiliandaizhebanaozichishale，jiyiliyegenzhebuhaole。
zhijianneimeiqiguanguanruizhidemuguangzhongdaizhedesanfenjidongsifenhuanxi，shengxiasanfenshiduiwangbendekewang。
wenyanshi，zaizimangranleyishun，yuqidaizhejifenbuquedingshuo：“bujidiuwa，kenengxi**neigenaozhongshuoduba~”
001：【？？？】
“窝不孬。”
“wobiao，woxisangbiao。”
001：【.........】
嘴角一抽。
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