第1章 早安

lurenrendingzheshenbiandemeinanzuzuyouwufenzhongzhijiu,yiliandemangranwucuo。

qiaoqiao,neirenderongyanzhenrangrenjidu。

要命……

wunaidefue,lurenrenjishizaigulouguawen,yezhidaozheiweimeinandelaili。

hongdefazixiangyuguojidedamingxing……lihuaijin。

xiangqiouranzaiwangshangkandaodeyouguanfensiduilihuaijindexiai,“dehuaijinyiyantingzhu,cishengwuhan。”

buzhidaozaifensidexinzhong,xianzaideqingjing,yinggailikeguitiandougaoxingdeba?

keshi,genzheimedemingxingxilihutu……tagaiyoushenmefanyingni?

xiangxiaoshuozhongdenvzhuneiyangsatuoliqu,haishiyaogeshuofa?

huozhe……tingshuotadeqianminghenzhiqian,shijidianyexing,“jiwoqiangeming?”

jiuzailurenrentianmaxingkonghusiluanxiangzhiji,shuimeinandeyanjiemaozhanlezhan。

yishuangxingzhongdeheimoumengmengdeduishanglurenrenjingedelianpang,sanluozaiejiandeheifabutinghuadefuzaijiemaoshang,sihaowuyishideweiweixiaolexiao,yourendeshuangchunqingqi,yaranbuqingdedaoleyisheng,“zaoan。”

lurenrendengdayanjing,yishiyiranmenglong,beitadezheiyixiaorongyidian,tuokouerchudehuajingshi:“nigenneigeguojimingmokelaierdefeiwenshizhendema?”

danshi,dangtadewentigangchukou,bianyijinghouhuibuyile。

zuijiaochoulechou,yuyanyouzhi,haishibaochizuihoudechenmo。

lihuaijinkanlekanshashadelurenren,haishidididexiaolechulai,quemeiyouhuidatadewenti,ershilanlandeshenleshenlanyao,suihouqishen,ziranwujushudexiangshenpangmeiyourenyiban。

陆人人:“……”

当她是死人吗?

buyihuier,chuanlaideshuiliusheng,lurenrenzheicaitouchuqilai,wunaidetanletan。

lihuaijintanbanxinnvshen,ganqingshenghuodajiemi!

lurenrenguanlixingdezaizaoshangjinlebangongshidakaiqq,kanlekanjintianqqyulexinwendetoutiaojiatupian,saoleyixianeirong,shuodeyoupingyoujuyoumoyouyang,lihuaijinyunvziyoushuoyouxiao,liangrenbushidecouzaiyiqi,zhuangsiqinmi。

yulequana,meitiandouyoushuobuwandebaguafeiwen,zheidaodishibushizhende,yezhiyoudangshirenzhidaole。

jiuxiangshanggeyue,lihuaijinyudanghongmingmokelaierdefeiwen,neidaodishizhenshijiani?

han!dangshizijijingranzenmemeiyoudedaokendingdedaanxiantaoleni?meiyoutandaofeiwen,zhishaoyegairangtaqiangemingdeni!

shuaileshuaitou,lurenrenjiangxinsishouhui,kanlekanshijian,shangkeshijiandaole。

zuoweiyimingguangrongdexiaoxuerenminjiaoshi,lurenrentongxuehuoleershiliunian,zheibeizimeiyoushenmedazhixiang,gengmeiyoushenmeduomeguanghuidejiashibeijing,yaoshishuozijizhideyitide,dagaijiushizijidexiaoxuetongzhuo,rujindeyulequanxinjindaoyanhuochengbin。dangran,zijixiaoxuedeshihouainianzhetatoutouxihuantadeshiqing,zhijinxianglaidoushiyiduanzuimeide“chulian”ba!

可是,可是……

jiusuanshipingzheliangrende“jiaoqing”,zheigenanrenyebunengyizaidecunjinchiajinchi。

pingshenmelianqunzhongyanyuanmeiyoutaicideshangqulubangeliandounengdegeershikuaiqian,haiguangehefan,neishenweidaoyandexiaoxuetongxue,zhijiaohaoyou,jingranshimianfeikechuan?haibubaoxiaolaihuilufei?

有没有这么悲催?

gengbeicuideshi,tayaobuyaozheimecan?daretianchuanzhelisancengwaisanceng,haiyaodanggebeifadepaohuinvpeiguizhe,guizhejiuguizheba,zhiyaoditouzhuangkelian,erqianmiandenanzhujiaoyantazijidejiuxing。

简单吧?简单吧?

妈的,谁说简单的?

huochengbinneigesixiaohaidaodizhidaobuzhidaotaguilesicile?neigesixiaohaidaodizhidaobuzhidaotamianqiandenanzhujiaojiushineigetadasidouyaowangjideren?

e……zheigetashibuzhidaode。

lurenrenshuaitou,danshi,jiusuantabuzhidao,tayehaoyisirangtade“chulianqingren”guizaidishangzheimezhangshijian?

“卡……”

lurenjia,sheirangnishuaitoude?ninaozishenyoudaonaliqule?jiwodaqijingshenlai!

de,zheigesixiaohai,haodaiwoyebinidashangshitianni,jingranganduiwozheigekouqi?

lurenrenditoufenfendeyaoyaqiechi,haiweizhanqilai,qianmiandenanzhujiaoqueturandunshenlai,zhenghaoduishangtazhengningdeyaoyaliankong。

laibujishouhuidechoulianzailihuaijinneisixiaofeixiaodeyanshenzhongjiangzhule。nima,buyaoduiwoxiaoa,nizheiyixiaolaorangwoxiangqinimisirendeyangzia……