wozaiwaiditanlegenanpengyou,womenzhunbeijiehun,nanpengyoushiguer,meiyouqinren。
wosuiyouqinren,quemeiqinqing,womenyizhijuedingbubanhunli。
keshiwobamahaiyoujialiren,doujianchiyaowohuilaojiabanjiuxi。
aobuguotamen,wodaizhegushenhuilejia。
yihuiqubofubomuchanzhegushenwendongwenxi,dangdatingdaotashiyeyoucheng,youxiaoyouzichanshi,pingjingdeyanmousanfazheguang,lianshangdexiaozhidouzhibuzhu。
woyiweitamenshitiwokaixin,houlaicaifaxianbudui,tamenduigushenyetaikanzhonglexie。
womenquanjiaxihaochila,zhiyougushenxihuanchitianshi,talaileyihou,jialidefancaidoushitangcupaigu,hongshaorouyileidetiankoucai。
wobofubujinmeitianyaoqinggushenyiqiqupashanduanlian,wanshanghaidaitaqudiaoyu。
gushenzijidoukaixindebule,lazhewoniantao:「ningning,nizenmebuzaodiandaiwohuijia,wohaishidiyiciganshoudaoqinqing,youqinrendeganjuezhenshitaihaole。」
zheigejiawozhuleshiduoniandouweiganshoudaodedongxi,tacailaijitianjiuyoule,zhenshixiqi。
womeifangzaixinshang,zhaochangzhunbeihunli。
wotangjieganglihunbujiu,dailegehaizizhuzainiangjia,gushenouerhuibangmangdaidaihaizi,dajiadoukuatadaidehao,yihoukendinghuishigehaobaba。
yilaierqu,tayuedaiyueqijing。
wowuyizhongkandaotashoujilideliaotianjilu,tajitangjiezhuanlewuqiankuaiqian,haishuo:「yihouyouxuyaodouzhaowo,yijiarenbuyongkeqi。」
wonazheshoujiwenta:「tangjieweishenmeyaozhaoniyaoqian?」
womeiyoudatanbierenyinsidexiguan,keshishangmianchulezhuanzhang,liaotianjilushandeyiganerjing,hennanburangrenhuaiyi。
「nitangjiefubujinitangjiefuyangfei,woxiangzhebofubomuduizanmenzheimehao,woyounenglijiubangbangtale。」tashuo。
wobuzhikefou,taxuyaobangmangweishenmebuzhaowo,suanqilaiwocaishitaqinmeimei。
「buranniqujineihaizidangbababa,wokanneihaizitingxihuannide。」
tazhidaowoshengqile,nachushoujijibiaojiefaleweixin,「zheiqianbuyonghaile,niyihouyoushidouzhaoningning,wobijingshinande,butaifangbian。」
ranhouconghoumianbaozhuwo,zuoshiyaoqinwo:「ningningwomenyeshengyigezijidehaizihaobuhao?」
wozhidaotaxiangzuoshenme,ganmangtuikaita:「haimeijiehunni,buji。」
wobunengjieshouhunqianxingxingwei,hegushengangrenshideshihou,kaichengbugongdetanguo。
tatongyiwodeyaoqiu,womencaijiaowangde。
「ningning,jiuzheijitiandeshi,ninengbunenglijiewoyixia,woyeyouxuqiu。」
「nidoushuole,jiushizheijitiandeshi,nengbunengzunzhongyixiawo?woyeyouyuanze。」
weizhezheigeshier,woliangchaolejijuzui,buhuanersan,gushenyiwanshangmeihuijia,woyemeiguanta,zhidangtashouleciji,chuqusanxinle。
houmianjitian,tajingchangbuzai,wobamashuotaqujibofubomubangmangle,jializhiyougushenyigenande,youxietilihuozhinengshihuanta。
wojuedezheiyangbutuo,rangtamenyoushiqingjinliangzhaowo,tazhishinvxubale,youbuqianwomenjiade。
wobamayuanwolengmo,kewoxinliyizhijuedeguanxinhebangzhudoushixianghude,buyinggaizhiyouyifangfuchu。
haoburongyiyudaogushenzaijia,wohetataolunhunlidexitangyinggaizenmexuan,tazhidingzheshoujifaxiao。
woshuoshenme,tadoushuohao。
zhidaohunlidangtian,wolingchenqilaihuazhuang,tangjietaerzilazhewodeshouquletangjiedefangjian,limianshigushenhetangjiedechuanqisheng。
「mingtianjiujiehunle,haihewoluanlai,nijiubupaningningshengqi,shuaileni?」
「guantade,taaijiebujie,laozihetazaiyiqisannian,lianzuidoumeiqinguojici,nikebitayouyisiduole,buranwoqunihaole,jiejiehemeimeidoushiyiyangde。」
tangjietaerzilazhuwozhunbeiqiaomendeshoushuo:「xiaoyi,woxiangranggushushudangwobaba,ninengbunengbatarangjiwomama?」
wowenta:「chaochao,gushushujingchanglaizhaonimamama?」
「ngng,gushushumeitianwanshangdoulai,youshihoubaitianyelai。」
xiaohaizideyuqizhenzhi,yanshenqingche,kanlaishizhendele,gushenchuguile。
xiangqizheixietiandexiqiao,wozhaodaowobama:「nimenzaojiuzhidaoshibushi?」
wobamachenmodetaidu,yijingshuomingleyiqie。
「nitangjieshiwomenkanzhezhangdade,talilehunmeileyikao,ninianjihaixiao,yihouhainengzaizhao,gushenjiurangjinitangjiele,haobuhao?」
「kewocaishinimenqinshengle,nimenzenmenenggebozhouwangwaiguaini?」
tangjietahaizitingdaowomenchaojia,kugebuting,bofubomuwenshengyeguolaiqiuwo。
「ningning,kanzaiwomenbanidaidadefenshang,ninengbunengsuanle?gushenmeiyoujiaren,ergenziyouruan,chuletameirennengzhaogunitangjiele。」
yangendayutian,wozheibeizidouhaibuwan,congxiaobeifumudiuzaibofubomujia,zuobuwandejiawuchibuwandeshengfan。
tangjiexihuanshenme,wodouderang,zhuandaoleqian,shebudemaiyijianxinyifu,yedexianhuibaojiali,buranjiushiwangenfuyidebaiyanlang。
wohongzheyanwenwofumu:「buaiwo,buxiangyangwo,weishenmehaiyaoshengwo?」
fumudeai,ruoshiyichushengjiumeiyou,zheibeiziwulunzaizenmenuli,doubuhuiyou。
qinrenzhijian,douyougeqinshuyuanjin,woyunqibuhao,zhizhanshuyuan。
wocalecayanlei,tanlekouqi,duizhebofubomushuo:「xiexienimenzaiwoxiaoshihoushouliuwo,qiannimendeqian,wozaojiushibeibaibeidehaiwanle,qiannimendeen,congjintianqiyehaijinle,congciyihou,womenbuzaishiqinrenle。」
wotuozhexinglixiang,zailouxiadachezhunbeiqujichang,zhiyoutangjietahaizipaoguolaibaozhewodetui:「xiaoyi,nengbunengbuzou,chaochaoshebudeni。」
zhenshihaoxiao,laideshihouyiduirenyingjie,zoudeshihouzhiyouwo,haiyougehuadoushuobuqingdexiaohai。
womolemotadetou:「chaochaobieku,nimashangjiuyoubabale,nihaiyouyeyenainai,tamenhuiainihuzheni,buxiangxiaoyishenmedoumeiyou,meiyourenai,yemeiyourenhuzhe。」
woshanchulesuoyourendelianxifangshi,touyebuhuideshangleche,chaochaoturanshuo:「mamashuodemeicuo,zhiyaowobanidaiguoqu,xiaoyiyidinghuizou,gushushuxihuanmama,taoyanxiaoyi。」
wowenta:「chaochao,niganggangbushishuoshebudexiaoyima?」
「wobuguojiushishitanni,panilaizhebuzoubale。」
真是童言无忌。