第2章

wozaiwaiditanlegenanpengyou,womenzhunbeijiehun,nanpengyoushiguer,meiyouqinren。

wosuiyouqinren,quemeiqinqing,womenyizhijuedingbubanhunli。

keshiwobamahaiyoujialiren,doujianchiyaowohuilaojiabanjiuxi。

aobuguotamen,wodaizhegushenhuilejia。

yihuiqubofubomuchanzhegushenwendongwenxi,dangdatingdaotashiyeyoucheng,youxiaoyouzichanshi,pingjingdeyanmousanfazheguang,lianshangdexiaozhidouzhibuzhu。

woyiweitamenshitiwokaixin,houlaicaifaxianbudui,tamenduigushenyetaikanzhonglexie。

womenquanjiaxihaochila,zhiyougushenxihuanchitianshi,talaileyihou,jialidefancaidoushitangcupaigu,hongshaorouyileidetiankoucai。

wobofubujinmeitianyaoqinggushenyiqiqupashanduanlian,wanshanghaidaitaqudiaoyu。

gushenzijidoukaixindebule,lazhewoniantao:「ningning,nizenmebuzaodiandaiwohuijia,wohaishidiyiciganshoudaoqinqing,youqinrendeganjuezhenshitaihaole。」

zheigejiawozhuleshiduoniandouweiganshoudaodedongxi,tacailaijitianjiuyoule,zhenshixiqi。

womeifangzaixinshang,zhaochangzhunbeihunli。

wotangjieganglihunbujiu,dailegehaizizhuzainiangjia,gushenouerhuibangmangdaidaihaizi,dajiadoukuatadaidehao,yihoukendinghuishigehaobaba。

yilaierqu,tayuedaiyueqijing。

wowuyizhongkandaotashoujilideliaotianjilu,tajitangjiezhuanlewuqiankuaiqian,haishuo:「yihouyouxuyaodouzhaowo,yijiarenbuyongkeqi。」

wonazheshoujiwenta:「tangjieweishenmeyaozhaoniyaoqian?」

womeiyoudatanbierenyinsidexiguan,keshishangmianchulezhuanzhang,liaotianjilushandeyiganerjing,hennanburangrenhuaiyi。

「nitangjiefubujinitangjiefuyangfei,woxiangzhebofubomuduizanmenzheimehao,woyounenglijiubangbangtale。」tashuo。

wobuzhikefou,taxuyaobangmangweishenmebuzhaowo,suanqilaiwocaishitaqinmeimei。

「buranniqujineihaizidangbababa,wokanneihaizitingxihuannide。」

tazhidaowoshengqile,nachushoujijibiaojiefaleweixin,「zheiqianbuyonghaile,niyihouyoushidouzhaoningning,wobijingshinande,butaifangbian。」

ranhouconghoumianbaozhuwo,zuoshiyaoqinwo:「ningningwomenyeshengyigezijidehaizihaobuhao?」

wozhidaotaxiangzuoshenme,ganmangtuikaita:「haimeijiehunni,buji。」

wobunengjieshouhunqianxingxingwei,hegushengangrenshideshihou,kaichengbugongdetanguo。

tatongyiwodeyaoqiu,womencaijiaowangde。

「ningning,jiuzheijitiandeshi,ninengbunenglijiewoyixia,woyeyouxuqiu。」

「nidoushuole,jiushizheijitiandeshi,nengbunengzunzhongyixiawo?woyeyouyuanze。」

weizhezheigeshier,woliangchaolejijuzui,buhuanersan,gushenyiwanshangmeihuijia,woyemeiguanta,zhidangtashouleciji,chuqusanxinle。

houmianjitian,tajingchangbuzai,wobamashuotaqujibofubomubangmangle,jializhiyougushenyigenande,youxietilihuozhinengshihuanta。

wojuedezheiyangbutuo,rangtamenyoushiqingjinliangzhaowo,tazhishinvxubale,youbuqianwomenjiade。

wobamayuanwolengmo,kewoxinliyizhijuedeguanxinhebangzhudoushixianghude,buyinggaizhiyouyifangfuchu。

haoburongyiyudaogushenzaijia,wohetataolunhunlidexitangyinggaizenmexuan,tazhidingzheshoujifaxiao。

woshuoshenme,tadoushuohao。

zhidaohunlidangtian,wolingchenqilaihuazhuang,tangjietaerzilazhewodeshouquletangjiedefangjian,limianshigushenhetangjiedechuanqisheng。

「mingtianjiujiehunle,haihewoluanlai,nijiubupaningningshengqi,shuaileni?」

「guantade,taaijiebujie,laozihetazaiyiqisannian,lianzuidoumeiqinguojici,nikebitayouyisiduole,buranwoqunihaole,jiejiehemeimeidoushiyiyangde。」

tangjietaerzilazhuwozhunbeiqiaomendeshoushuo:「xiaoyi,woxiangranggushushudangwobaba,ninengbunengbatarangjiwomama?」

wowenta:「chaochao,gushushujingchanglaizhaonimamama?」

「ngng,gushushumeitianwanshangdoulai,youshihoubaitianyelai。」

xiaohaizideyuqizhenzhi,yanshenqingche,kanlaishizhendele,gushenchuguile。

xiangqizheixietiandexiqiao,wozhaodaowobama:「nimenzaojiuzhidaoshibushi?」

wobamachenmodetaidu,yijingshuomingleyiqie。

「nitangjieshiwomenkanzhezhangdade,talilehunmeileyikao,ninianjihaixiao,yihouhainengzaizhao,gushenjiurangjinitangjiele,haobuhao?」

「kewocaishinimenqinshengle,nimenzenmenenggebozhouwangwaiguaini?」

tangjietahaizitingdaowomenchaojia,kugebuting,bofubomuwenshengyeguolaiqiuwo。

「ningning,kanzaiwomenbanidaidadefenshang,ninengbunengsuanle?gushenmeiyoujiaren,ergenziyouruan,chuletameirennengzhaogunitangjiele。」

yangendayutian,wozheibeizidouhaibuwan,congxiaobeifumudiuzaibofubomujia,zuobuwandejiawuchibuwandeshengfan。

tangjiexihuanshenme,wodouderang,zhuandaoleqian,shebudemaiyijianxinyifu,yedexianhuibaojiali,buranjiushiwangenfuyidebaiyanlang。

wohongzheyanwenwofumu:「buaiwo,buxiangyangwo,weishenmehaiyaoshengwo?」

fumudeai,ruoshiyichushengjiumeiyou,zheibeiziwulunzaizenmenuli,doubuhuiyou。

qinrenzhijian,douyougeqinshuyuanjin,woyunqibuhao,zhizhanshuyuan。

wocalecayanlei,tanlekouqi,duizhebofubomushuo:「xiexienimenzaiwoxiaoshihoushouliuwo,qiannimendeqian,wozaojiushibeibaibeidehaiwanle,qiannimendeen,congjintianqiyehaijinle,congciyihou,womenbuzaishiqinrenle。」

wotuozhexinglixiang,zailouxiadachezhunbeiqujichang,zhiyoutangjietahaizipaoguolaibaozhewodetui:「xiaoyi,nengbunengbuzou,chaochaoshebudeni。」

zhenshihaoxiao,laideshihouyiduirenyingjie,zoudeshihouzhiyouwo,haiyougehuadoushuobuqingdexiaohai。

womolemotadetou:「chaochaobieku,nimashangjiuyoubabale,nihaiyouyeyenainai,tamenhuiainihuzheni,buxiangxiaoyishenmedoumeiyou,meiyourenai,yemeiyourenhuzhe。」

woshanchulesuoyourendelianxifangshi,touyebuhuideshangleche,chaochaoturanshuo:「mamashuodemeicuo,zhiyaowobanidaiguoqu,xiaoyiyidinghuizou,gushushuxihuanmama,taoyanxiaoyi。」

wowenta:「chaochao,niganggangbushishuoshebudexiaoyima?」

「wobuguojiushishitanni,panilaizhebuzoubale。」

真是童言无忌。