第1章
zhengshijingangzourujiudiandeyishunjian。
jiubeiyishuangshoukouzhulehoulong，“biedong。”
zaoyudeyiwaitaiduo，zheiyangzhijiedefandaoshidiyicijianle。
有点意思。
zhengshijinyanlifanqilelengxiao，zhengzhunbeichushoujiangyanqianderenqinzhushi，huranliangtiaorouruorushedeshoubeichanleshanglai，jinjiezhebianshirouruandexiangchun......
tayishunjiancuoe，erbianjiuchuanlainvrendongtingdeshengyin。
“buyaofankang，wozhishigennijiediandongxi，niruotinghuawojiubuhuishanghaini。”
zhengshijinzheicaikanqingchunvrendemoyang，yitousatuodezhangfa，chuanzhejinshenpiyi，goulechujiaohaodeshentiquxian。
tayanzhongfuxianchuyimojingyan，chukoudeyinsequeshifendichen：“buzhidaoxiaojiexianggenwojieshenme？”
“你的基因。”
shuohuajian，linmiaokelazhetalaidaochuangbian，zhengshijinyouxieyiwai。
buzhidaotadeyanyushibushidaizhezhimingduyaode，buguotahaishidiyiciyudaozheiyangdecishafangshi，manyouxingquxiangzhidaotazenmejiezhongde。
jiuzailiangrentiwenzhujianshenggaodeshihou，fangmenkouchuanlailexixisuosuodejiaobusheng。
linmiaokebuyuedecuqimeitou，zheigeshihouganlaidaraotadehaoshi，jianzhizhaosi。
“laishanide？”linmiaokekendingdewenzhezhengshijin。
“ng。”houzhedandandeyingzhe。
“saoxing，niguaiguaizaizheilidengzhe。”taqingqingdepailepaizhengshijindelianjia，zaitaetouyinxiayiwen，bianzhuanshenlikaile。
zhengshijinkanzhetayaotiaodeshenyinglikai，zuijiaoluchuyimodanxiao，qishenzoudaomenbianyikaozheqiangbi，kanzhetasanxialiangxiajiujiejuelelairen。
taxinzhongfuqiyisiyiyangdeganjue，conglaidoushitazijimianduisuoyoudeweixian，turanyourenweitachongzaiqianmian，neiyangdeganjuehennanxingrong。
xinzhongfuxianchuyizhonghenqiguaideganjue，chunjiaojingbuzijueshangyang。
“很好笑吗？”
sixujian，linmiaokeshuangshoubaoquan，zhengzhanzaidengguangxia，haozhengyixiadeningshizheta。
yizhuanyan，jiaodixiaderenzaiyepabuqilaile。
“buhaoxiao。”zhengshijinshenseweiweiyileng，suijibianyouhuifuzhengchang，shuangtuiyimai，xiayimiao，tadeshenzibianbeiyishuangyoulideshuangbei，yongruleyigekuankuowennuandehuaibao。
nanrenchenwenlveweijicudehuxishengjiuzaitadeerbian，tashenzhikeyiqingxidetingjiantajiakuaidexintiaosheng，wuyibushizai**zhetamingandeshenjing。
jiuletayici，buhuijiuyishenxiangxuleba？
linmiaokeshenziweiweiyijiang，bixizhijianyinyuechuanlaiyigudushuyunanrendeqixi。
shiyuanweihuadeqingxiang，zhengruyanqiandezheigenanrenjitadeganjue，xianqingdanerhouyuefanongyu。
“jiranrendouyijingjiejuele，burujixuwomenganggangdehuatiba。”tadeshuangshourutengmanbanzidonggoushanglezhengshijindebojing。
“zhiqiandehuati？”zhouyunminhunshensanfazheshenchendeqixi，shensuideyanmoujinjinningshizheta。
neiyangzhuoredemuguangfangfoyaojiangtakantouyiban。
mingliangdedengguangxia，shaonvjingzhiderongyanyilanwuyiluoruletadeyan，yishuangrutianebandaxiaodeshuangyanzhengshenshendedingzheta，zaineilimiantayixikeyikanjianzijideyingzi，youruanyezhuangjianlexingchen，jiangtazhaoliang。
buzhizende，takaishibeineishuangxingmouxiyin，weiweifushen，bianzhijiewenzhuletajiaoyandehongchun。
linmiaokeyandishanguoyisidechengdexiaoyi，huiwenzheta。
daidaoyiwenjieshu，tajiangtayazaichuangshang，sangyindichenshayadetixingzheta，“xiaoyemao，nigouqilewodexingqu，buguoxianzaiwoyaonizuowodenvren！”
“nirenweinikeyiliuzhuwoma？”linmiaokezuijiaoluchuyisiqingmiedexiaoyi，chenggong**daoleshangfangdenanren。
tashuangmubingleng，yibazhuazhuletadexiaba，bipotazhishizheziji，“neiburuwomenjiushishi，xianzaizhouweidoushiwodeyanxian，nichachinantao！”
“goulengxue，nijiushizheimeduidaijiumingenrende？”linmiaokechunjiaoshangyang，duokainanrendeshou，weiweiqishen，chunjiaolaidaozhengshijindeerbian，huanhuantuchu，“buguowoxihuan。”
zhengshijindedongzuoweiweiyidun，mousejianjianjiashen，xiayimiao，bianjinjinyongbaotadeshenzi，shitagengtiejinziji，tadechunrouruanyouzheyigudandandeqingtian，tabadaoqiangshideqiaokaitadechunchi，gongnvetadechengchi，jiqiedeyutajiuchanzaiyiqi。
dangwennuandeyangguangzhaoliangzhenggefangjianshi，jiebaidedachuangshangqueduoleyimociyandexinghong。
bishi，zhengshijinyishendingzhiheisexizhuang，fasilveweilingluandedazaiejian，sisiguangxianpusazaitadelianshang，touzhenongnongdeshenmiqixi。
tademianbuxiantiaobengdehenjin，shixianjinjinningshizhechuangshangdemouyichu，guangxianjiangtadeceliangoulechuyigewanmeidehudu，zhishiyandidaizheneiyisiruoyousuosideshenqing，rangtazhenggerenkanqilaishenchennanbian。
“qucha！zuotianwanshangdenvrendaodishishei......”
tanaqishouji，duizhexiashubinglengxialing。
lingyichu，sirenbieshunei。
linmiaokegangxiwanzao，haojiemeilulubianbuqingzilaile。
“lai，xianhebeishui。”tapantuizuozaishafashang，manbujingxindetitadaolebeishui。
cishi，tahunshensuantong，xiangshisanjialeyiyang，genbenmeijingliquyutashuoshenme。
meixiangdaozhengshijinzheixiaozihaitingshangdaode，yikanjiushishuniandelaoshoua，kanlainvrenyebuhuishao。
“ake，niyigerensuanjishenmeni？”luluheleyikoushui，jixushuo：“nizhibuzhidao，meicinidashenmexiaozhuyideshihou，yanjingjiuhuitebieliang。”
linmiaokebailetayiyan，kaimenjianshandao，“shuoba，zheiciyouyoushenmexinhuo？”
zhidaotaqueqian，suoyimeicituanduilijiedaoxinrenwudeshihou，luludouhuidiyishijianlaizhaota。
“haizhendeshenmedoumanbuguoni。”lulupielepiezuijiao，“zheicituanduidequejiedaoleyigerenwu，baochouhengao，nanduyehenda......”
“e？”linmiaoketiaolexiamei，“shishenme？”
“jiedaoxiaoxi，zhousanwanshidianhuiyourencishazhengshijituanzongcaizhengshijin，erwomensuojiedaodezeshibaohutaduguocijie。”lulurenzhenyansudetixingta，“zheicirenwubijiaozhongyao，yidanjieshoujiuwubiyaowancheng。”
mingmingzhishifeichangjianduandejijuhua，luozailinmiaokeerzhongqueyouxiecier。
tazhoumei，“zhengshijin？”
“是，你认识？”
“burenshi！”mianduiluludexunwen，linmiaokezhijieyinmanlezuotiandeshiqing。
“neijiuhao。”lulusishisongleyikouqi。
“ng？”zhijuegaosulinmiaoke，nalikenengbutaidui。
“xiadanderenyaoqiu，bunengrangzhengshijinfaxianzheicidebaohuxingdong。”
“......”