第2章 病秧子后爹?

shinuanbenlaijiuzigubuxia,tuanzimenyoudengbujixiachele,tazhinengxiandoumomotou,youqinqinlian,anfuleyiquan,zheicaijixukelianbabadekanzhebanjiashifu。

ranhoubanjiashifudeyanli,jiubianchengleyidaisan,haishitongkuankelianbababiaoqing。

“shushu……jiubangwomenbanyixiama,xiaobaoyekeyibangmangdee。”shixiaoqijuezheruannuodexiaozuizui,yifuyaokuledeyangzi,fangfoshitabuban,jiuzuidaejile。

“aizheigerenzenmehuishi?youmeiyoutongqingxin?bukankanrenjiayigerendaizhesangewa,rongyima?dabashoubuxing?”

“蜀黍……”

“ahaolehaole,ban,woban!”banjiashifudeheilianshunjianbianhongle,yibianbaozou,yibiankangqidongxijiuwanglimianchong。

shixiaoqihuiguotou,shunjianduizhegegemenjiaoxiayixiao,ranhouzaihuitou,youshikelianxixidekanzhepangbiandelurenmen。

“axiaopengyoubuyaoku,womenyiqibangnibanha,nibiedonge。”

shunjian,lurenmenyiyongershang,yuanbenyichededongxi,shunjianyixiamiaokong。

“xiexieshushu,yiyi,xiaobaoxihuannimenna。”shixiaoqimiantianyixiao,kanzheneixieshoumangjiaoluande“linjuyiyi”men,manmanshenchushou,jitamendoubilegexin。

“a,nengbunengbiezheimekeai。”

suoyourendouyifuyaoxinhuadiaodebiaoqing,yiliantaozuidekanzhejigewawa。

qitadelianggegexiaogege,bujinyanzhidoubaobiao,haidoujingranyouxudenazhezijidexiaolvxingxiang,sihaobuluan,dongshidekepa。

ershixiaoqiyizhizaizhongjian,zhalegeguaiqiaodewanzitou,haiguaiguaidetiaoshangledalishizhuo,xiaotuierhuangyahuangde,yourenkanzijideshihou,jiutiantianxiaoyixia,keaidebudele。

ershinuanzeshizouchulai,yilianwunaidekanzhezheigeshixiaoqi,jialiyougezheiyangdehunshimowang,zhenshigaitashoude。

“mami!”shixiaoqikandaoshinuanchulaile,mashangbengxialai,yougenxiaomaomisidepadaoshinuankujiaoshang。

shinuanzhinengdanshoubatalinqilai,tuozhegepipiwangshangyibao,shuliandebiaoyandanshoujubaozi。

“haolehaole。”banjiashifukanzhedongxiyijingqingkong,mashangrenmingdecabahan,“zoulezoule,jidehaoping,buyaoshuowoqifunimen。”

“sijishushu,xiaobaoxihuanni,xiaobaobahongbaobaodoujinie。”shixiaoqimashangheiheiyixiaodao。

“haole,kanzaixiaoyatoutingkeaidefenshang,wojiubugennimenjijiaole,haixuyaolahuokeyilianxiwo。”shoubulezheigexiaomengmeidayangongji,shifudeheilianyouxiejucu。

shinuanmeitouyitiao,zheigeshixiaoqishizhendeguofen,zhipashiqiazhunlezheigesijishimianheixinshan,caiganzheimenanierenjia?

“shushushushu,yihuijidekanyuee,xiaobaobabanyunfeidouyiqibujini。”

tabuzaiyidehuihuishou,touyemeihui,shundaibakanrenaoderendouyiqidaizoule,daishangmencaichuqu。

“时小柒!”

meixiangdaomenyiguan,lianggegejiupaolechulai,jitamenweileyiquan:

“wu,dage,erge,nimenzenmehaibuqumangya,shoushiwanlebu,xiaobaokeyishuijuelama?”

xiaoyatoujuejuezui,sihaomeiyouganshoudaoshenmebutuo。

“nikankannigandehaoshi,banjiabushiwomenzaojiudinghaojihuadema?yaoshinisuibiancaozuoyushanglehuairenzenmeban?haifashenmeluanqibazaodeyaoqiu,shenmedanshenmeinv,haizaixianqiuban?”

“nandaobushiwoma?wobudanshenma?wobumeima?”xiaoyatoumashangtuozhexiaba,shijingmaimeng。

其他三人绝倒。

dabaozishilanbanqilian,yibenzhengjingdeshuojiao:“neiwanyineigebanjiashifubushigehaorenzenmeban?”

“shuoshishuobuguode,haishifatayigeyuebunengchitangba。”erbaoshimoxiaodarensidehuanqixiong,“buranbuzhangjixing,kantaneiyachi,gujizhuguangyekuaile。”

“wuwu,dageergehuai,mamitietie。”shixiaoqijianzhuang,ganjinsuodaoshinuanhuailisajiao。

“shixiaoqi,xianshuoshuo,nidehongbaobaopiaolema?haixiangdoujibanjiashifu?”

dabaozhouzhoumei,shenshenzhidaoshixiaoqiduishuzigainianquanwu,shengpatazuochushajingtiandongdidejudong。

“a……woyijingdoufaguoqule,wuwu,shushushihaoren,xiaobaoxihuanta。”

“什么?!”

zheixia,yijiazidoujingjiaoleqilai——

ercikemalushang,ganggangdebanjiashifushoudaoruzhangtongzhi,buyiweiyidedakaiyikan,yuanbenzhiyiweishixiaopenyoukaikaiwanxiaode,meixiangdao——

【xinzengruzhang188888yuan。】

tachadianliangyanyifanyunguoqu,roulehaojiciyanjing,caiquerenzijimeiyoukancuo。

keguiyideshishi,taxiangtuihaizheibiqiandeshihou,quechawucikaihuren!

banjiashifuyixiakuangcaiyoumenquyinxingqueren,shengpawanyibudaoshoudeqianyoubeishouhuiqule。

……

yushi,yinweizheige“hongbaobao”,shixiaoqilinshiyoubeipozhaokaileyici“jiatinghuiyi”。

“wuwu,dage,erge,wocuole。”shixiaoqixiangzhengxingdebadaleyidiyanleixialai:“woyemeixiangdaoloushushushuodexiaohongbaozaizheilijiushijukuanme。”

erbaojianzhishitiaoleqilai,naixiongnaixiongde,“nizhidaonizheiyangrongyibaoluwomenxinkujiubaifeilehaoma。”

a,qishigengzhongyaode,haiyoutadeqianqiana!

zhuanqianbuyi,erbaotanqi!

“bienianle,youbushishadaqian。”zhidaoshuodaoqian,caimierbaojiuzuobuzhule,shilanjinbuzhudalegeheqian:

“buguo,nimenzhenshitaibenle。”

“neikending,woyoubushisange……”shixiaoqijuezhezui。

“biezaimamimianqiantisanbao!”shilanrenbuzhuyoukaishile,“mamihuishangxinde,buzhunshuo。”

“wuwu,wocuolema。”shixiaoqiniezhezijidebaobeitutu,buzhudebianbianzui,“wojiushixiangsangele,buzhidaotahaobuhao。”

yixiazi,haizimenxianrulechenmo。

“buguo!”shixiaoqimashangyangqishengyinlahuihuati:“shushushichabudaozhuanzhangde,zheibushiergenizaojiuzuohaojishucuoshilema,buhuizheimeqingyibaoludehou。”

yueshuoyueshixinxu,shixiaoqimashangzhuanyihuati:

“haoma,woyidingtingzhihuila,haoburongyihuilai,xiaobaohaiyaozhaodiedini!”

“qie。”dabaomashangchenxialian:“taxialewunianle,zhaoshazhao。”

“heng,wobuxin,diedikendingshiyoushenmewuhui,yaoshitazhidaowomen,kendinghuilaizhaowomende。”xiaoerbaojueqizui,keshimamiyebushuowa,zanyezhaobudao。

“heng,zhaobudaodiedijiusuanre,haiyaoxitigehoudie,wuwuhaonan。”shixiaoqikujiji,“maminengbunengbuquleijiawa,tingshuowomenjiahoudiehaishijiubingnanyu,mianxiangchoulou,yizhijiaoyijingzaitiantangdaolushangmaijinde……”

xiangdaoyaohezheiyangderen“funvqingshen”,xiaoyatoumeitoudouzhouleqilaile。

meicuo,zheiyici,tamenhuidaogshi,youyidayuanyinjiushiyinweishinuanyaoqujishijianeiduimunvshoushilantanzi,haiyaorengebianyibingyangzihoudiejitamen!