第1章:你以为我是很好说话的人?

muanlexinglaideshihou,shiciriqingchen。

tashihunluopodezouzaidamalushang,yidiguntangdelei,jiuzheimecubujifangdeluolexialai。

zuotianshitadeshengri,tabenlaishilaiheweihunfuchenhaifengyiqiqingzhude,kemeixiangdaoquezhuangjianletayuzijidejimeibaozaiyiqi。

neiyike,tahenbudeshangqiansileneiyiduigounannv,keshitadezunyanbuyunxutazheimezuo,tayaobaofu,fengkuangdebaofu,yiqizhidaohaishibishen。

tabenlaixianghaole,jiurangzheijianshizheimeguoqu,keshitagangtarujiamenjiubeimuyunruiduzailemenkou。

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jiranruci,neitayemeibiyaozairenle。

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zhizhemuanle,bagaoleyindiao:

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tabiankubianshuo,shengleijuxia。

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“啪——”

tadehuayingangluoxia,lianshangjiuailezhongzhongdeyibazhang,rangtabanzhangliandoushimade。

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“nimeimeichuchuweizheigejiazhexiang,daoshini!haihaoyisishuonimeimei?wodelaoliandoubeinidiuguangle,muanlewogaosuni,ganjinjinimeidaoqian,fouzejiujiwogunchumujia!”

muanlehuxiyizhi,tabijianfasuan,shengyinqueyichangjianding:“woshibuhuidaoqiande!”

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“e^,baba,nibuyaozhendeganzoujiejiea……jie,nibiezou,dengdengwo。”

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daoleyuanzizhongjian,zhishengxiajiemeiliangren。

muyunruibuzaiweizhuang,deyichusheng:“muanle,zuowannikaixinma?”

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muyunruichangkuangdexiaolejisheng:“weilerangnitiyanlequ,wokeshishafeikuxin,hualeyiwanduokuaiqianni!jiejieganshouruhe?”

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“啊…!”

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muzhenguonuhou,“nizaiganshenme?”

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muanlechaofengdegouqizuijiao,jiannancongdishangqishen,yibuyibuchaozhemenwaizouqu。

zheiyangdejia,buyaoyeba。