第3章 打脸啪啪爽

tahuiguohoudediyijianshiqingjiushimangzhezhaogongzuo。

zaiyiliantouleshijifenjianlizhihou,zhongyuyouyijiagongsikenyongtale。

guowailvlifenmingshixiangbobo,quebuzhidaoweishenmegongzuozheimenanzhao。

linxingyumingbai,xinrenruzhi,qieyiyuechengshejibuzongjian。

zenmeshuoyerangrenxinlibupingheng,liantazijidoujuedeshouchongruojing,zheiyangkanlaitongshizhijianxianghucaijichaofengzaisuonanmian。

danzheiyitianxialai,tabangongzhuoshangdexianhuanaichaduiman。

youxielingrenfeiyisuosi,qiehaiyouhongzheliandexiaotongshiwangtahuailisainaicha。

“linzongjian,renshiyixia,woshixiaoli。”

congcongshuowanhongzhelianpaokai。

erbianliuyanyueduo,shenmehumeibuzhengjing,dazheshangbandemingyijiushilaigouyinren,shuobudinggengongsilaozongyouyitui,zongzhiluanqibazaoshenmeyangdedouyou。

linxingyuzhijiewushi,liaolebatoufazhanqilaiquxishoujian

zheiniantouzhangdebuhaokanyoucuo,zhangdehaokanyeyoucuo。

zhangchengtazheiyangshitadewenti?

jiexialaiyizhengtiangongsiliguanyutadeliuyanchuandefeiqi。

“tingshuomei,zheilinxingyuyiqianjiushizuozheigede!”

“zhuanmengouyinnanren,dengzhezuoxiangqicheng,hulijingbuyaolian!”

“lianzanmenzongjinglideerzidouweizhetatuantuanzhuan,zhenbuzhidaozheinvrenyoushenmebenshi!”

“shagua,renjianianqingzhangdehaokan,yifuyituozhibudingduoxiaohun!”

“taneimoyang,wojuedeshizhengde!”

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linxingyuzhanzaichashuimenkou,tingzhetongshimendeyilun,xinlinuqifangun。

tabushishengren,zuobudaozhizhibuli,zhisuoyirenlezuzuyitianwufeishikanzaizheifenlaizhibuyidegongzuoshang。

danshishizhengmingsuozhetouzuowuguizhentemebushuang!

talulexiuzi,moudisanfazhejifenjijiangyaoxieqidexingfengan。

bolanbujingdetaohuayanxianlefenglang,dangkaicengcenglianyi。

tacaizhegaogenxiejingzhizoujinqu,zhenggerenqichangshizu,shoulideshuibeibeitasuishouyifang。

shengyinqingqingde:“yaobuyaojiejiejiaojiaonimenzenmewangzuishangangemen?”

zaijigenvrenhaichenjinzaidangqianyilundehuatizhongmeifanyingguolaideshihou,tafengfenghuohuodeshangqianjiushuailebazhang。

“papapapa!”jihushishouqizhangluo。

chashuijiansigenvrenwuyixingmian。

linxingyubushishenmejiaodididedaxiaojie,shoushangyongleshizudelidao,shuaibazhangdeshengyinqingchudehuixiang。

suiji,sigenvrenfanyingguolaiwuzhelianjiajianjiaozhetongma,chaozhelinxingyupulai。

zuilishenmenantingdehuameiyou,linxingyuquandangmeitingdao,tazuoyijiaoyouyibazhangdeluoxia。

shangqianfanshousuolechashuijiandemen。

tashejiandilexiahouyacao,zhenggerenyouayouliao,xiandexielixieqide,xiashouyidianbuliuqing。

zaiguowaishilinxingyudaierbaoquxueguotaiquandao,zheisigehujiaomanchandenvrenhaizhenbushitadeduishou。

tayigerenduizhensigewanmeihuosheng。

zhenggechashuijianmenkouzhongrenduiji,dansheidoubugankaojinneigedaizhemanshenshengrenwujinqixidenanren,haishineiyishenheisedexizhuang。

shensuiqiheideyanmoudaizhejifenruili,xiangshishenbukecedeyoutan。

nanrentingzhecongchashuijianlichuanchudecanhusheng,jianmeiweitiao。

dichendesangyintouzheqingleng,shitianshengzidaideminglingyuqi:“jiankong。”

zhouweizhongrendaqiyebuganchuan。

shenhoushitezhushangguanxiao,cikeyijingkuaisudediaolejiankong,qiejiangshoulidebijibendijilemobeichen。

mobeichenbolanbujingdetongkongweisuo……