第1章傻子大小姐
“wodoushuolewobujia！jingdousheirenbuzhisheirenbuxiaoneigujiadashaoyejiushigebingyangzi，faqibinglainengtujitongxueni！”
“nibujiayedejia！renjiagujialaoyezizhidingyaodejiushiwomenlujiadenver！”
luwanwanqideyiduojiao，shenshouzhizhenanrenkongsudao：“ba！nizenmerenxin，zenmerenxinbawojiajiyigeduanmingguichoubaguai！”
lutaiwenyan，huerlianseyinchen，yanshenlitouzhehenli，shangqianyibu，“pa”dejiuyibazhanghenhendazaileluwanwandelianshang。
“hunzhangdongxi！baiyangnizheimeduonian！”
ruguogujiazaijingdoubushiquanshitaotian，lutaiyouzenmerenxinjiangnverjiajigumohanneigebinggui。
jushuotahunshenzhangyounongbao，zhuangrukugao，neizhanglianjiugengesangshiyiyang，ranergujiajingranxiangzaitasiqian，jitataoyimenqinshi，pinjinzuzuyouershiyizhiduoni！
luwanwanbuganzhixindedengzhemanshileishuideyanjingwangzhenanren，yanleijiuxiangbushoukongzhiyiyangpilipaladediaolexialai。
“ba，nidawo？！nijurandawo！haishuobaiyang......”
baiyanglianggezigangshuochukou，luwanwanwuzhelian，turanxiangdaoleyijianshi。
“jirandoushilujiadenver，neiweishenmebushijiejiejia？”
yipangdezhongnianfunvganshoudaonverluozaizijishenshangdemuguang，qingqingdediandiantou，yandifanqilengxiao，suijifuhedao。
“laogong，nvershuodeyoudaolia，yinyinbiwanwanyaoda，anzhaochuantonglaishuo，yeyinggaiyinyinxianchujia，suiranyinyinnaoziyouxiebutaihaoshi，danwoxiangyinggaibuyingxiangchujia，zheibujiushiliangquanqimeima。”
lutaiwenyan，sihuyouxiesongdong，luwanwanjianlutaidongyaole，yushibianduojialeyibahuo。
“jiushijiushi，baba，ninzhendeshedebawojiajiyigekuaiyaosiledechoubaguaima？wokebuxiangxiaoxiaonianjijiudangleguafua。”
luwanwanxiaozuiyidu，chenleyisheng，zhuanguotouqubulita。
lutaitanlekouqi，zhuannianyixiang，yedui，luwanwanzhangdezheimepiaoliang，yaoshijiajigumohanneigelaobinggui，qibushikuile？
yushitamolemonverdelianwen：“haitengma？gangcaishibabazhejile，nibuyaowangxinliqu，nizuijinbushikanshangleyikuan**banbaobaoma？dengnijiejiaguoquhou，babajiujinimai，haobuhao？”
lutaikanzheluwanwandeyanlichulechongnizhiwai，haizangzheyimosuanji——
nverma，chizaoshiyaojiarende，zaizenmetengai，douburuhuanqujinqianquanshilaidezhongyao。
raner，zheiyimunaoju，doubeiyishuangqinglengdeyanmoujinshouyandi。
lutaisiyouganjuedaoyidaobinglengdeshixian，taitoukanxiangerloudeloutichushi，quekandaodanverluyinyinzhengliuzhekoushuiyanshenchidaidewangzheziji，bujingandaoyizhenexin。
luyinyinjiangshouzhifangjinzuiliyaoleyao：“baba，woele，woxiangyaochifanfan。”
luyinyinshitaheqianqishengdenver，shiliusuineinianchulechehuo，youdanwulezhiliao，daozhitanaodaisunhuai，rujinzhishangzhiyouwusui。
kandaozheigeshazinver，lutaijiuyanedezhoumei，zheishitabishengdechiru。
zheishi，zhaoguluyinyindelaoyongrenpaoleguolai，lianmanglazheluyinyinjiuwangwulidai。
“aiyou，sha......daxiaojie，nizenmezaizheili，ganjinhuiqu！buranlaoyejiuyaoshengqile！”
luyinyinweiqubabadikanzhelaoyongren，“yinyinhaoea，yinyinyaochifanfan......”
tamozheduzi，youxieweiqu。
laoyongrenfanlegebaiyan，kanjiantaxinendegebo，andilijiangcucaodeshoushenguoquhenhenningleyiba。
“laoye，wo、wozheijiudaitahuiqu，burangtadaochuluanzou。”
danglaoyongrenzhuanshenhou，hurankandaoluyinyindeyanmoubushichisha，ershiyinlengyouxilishi，momingdigandaoyizhenhaipa，jiaoxiayihua，biangunxialelouti！