第2章:傻子和丑八怪,绝配

songyunxianlianmangdileyigeyanshenguoqu,fulinlinzheicaiyishidaozijiyouxieshiyan,lianmangzuoguoquzhuazhetadeshoubeisajiao,“ba,jiejiedezhongshendashicaishizuiyaojinde,guolezheicunkejiumeizheidianle,wobuzhejide。”

“shenjianengkandeshangyigeshazi?”

“shenjiazhishuoquwomendenver,yemeishuonayige。”songyunxiansuanpandadehuahuaxiang,“yanxijiaguoqu,zheiyeshitadefuqi。”

munverrenyiqiquanfuhongyi,tazixixiangxiangtamenshuodeyeyoudaoli,zuihoutuoxiedao,“hao,zhiyaoyanxidayinglejiuhao。”

fulinlinkaixinbuyi,“baozaiwoshenshang!”

zhanzaimenwaidefuyanxiyipianxinhuiyileng,yuanxiangtadefuqinzonghuiweitakaolvyifen,quemeixiangdaozheimekuaijiuheneiduimunvzhanzaitongyizhenxianshang。

buguohuangejiaodulaixiang,shenjiashaoyechoubuchoutayewusuowei,danruguonengjiecijihuilikaifujia,tayihoubanshiyehuifangbianxuduo。

sijiyuci,fuyanxituimenerru。

“wei,shazi,niguolai!”

cishi,fuhongyiyijingshanglelou,suoyifulinlinhaobuyanshizijideeyi,zuozaishafashangchaotazhaolezhaoshou。

fuyanxiyangzhuangqienuodezouleguoqu,zhongtubuxiaoxinzhuangleyixiafulinlindegangqin。

fulinlinzhouzhemeitoutiaoqilai,“nixiaa!”

tajibuzoudaofuyanximianqian,yangshouzhunbeijiushijitayibazhang。

fuyanxihedelimadunzaidishangbaozhulezijidenaodai,“buda,buda。”

songyunxizeshizuozaiyipang,lilelizijidequnbai,jianci,chaozijinvershilegeyanse,“haole,shuozhengshi。”

fulinlinyanzhuziyizhuan,chunbianlijiminchuwenroudexiao,shouqingqingluozaitatouding,xiangshimogouneiyangmolemotadenaodai。

“guai,xiangbuxiangyihoutiantianyouhaochidehaowanerde?”

tadaizhidedianlediantou,“xiang。”

“neixiangbuxiangjiajiyigedashuaige?”

fuyanxishahehedexiaoleyixia,“xiang。”

“neinitiwojiajishenjiashaoye,haobuhao?”

fulinlinyibuyibuyoudaota。

erfuyanxixiangyebuxiangdejiudiantou,“hao!”

“搞定!”

fulinlinxiaolexiao,“ma,woyesuanshizuoleyijianhaoshi,zheishazihechoubaguai,juepei。”

songyunxiandingzhefuyanxi,huanshengdao,“fujiayanglezheimeduonianzheishazi,tayesuanshizuolediangongxian。”

“嫁给大帅哥咯!”

fuyanxisihunranbuzhizijidechujing,huankuaideguzhangxiaozhe,zuijiaojianjianliuchukoushui。

fulinlinjianzhuangyanliluchuxiane,henkuaiyouxiaoqilai,“ma,taliukoushuileei!”

“taliukoushuideyangzigengouhaoxianga!”

fuyanxibudongshengsedejiangerrendechoulouzuilianjinshouyandi,lianshangquehaishichichixiaozhe。

fulinlinmolemotadetou,xinqingdahao,congkoudailimochuyiketangdiuzaiyuanchudishang,“qudiaoguolai。”

songyunxianyebushuohua,zongrongzhezijinver,tapieleyiyanfuyanxi,qiaozhetadongzuoyudundemoyang,wanlewanchun。

zheimeduonianlai,tamenyizhibafuyanxidangchenggoulaiquanyang,pingshizhaodianlezi。

erfuyanxidebiaoxian,yexiaochuletayuanbendehuaiyi。

bazheishazimaidaoshenjia,yanlihainengshaokedingzi,jianzhishiyijuliangde,zheiyangyixiang,songyunxiandunshixinqingshuchanglexuduo。

fuyanxihanxiaozhechaotangpaoguoqu,tazhuanguoshenshi,daizhidemouguangdunshizhuanweihenli。

zheixienianlai,ruguobushitazhuangfengmaisha,zhipashimingdoumeiyoule。

weiletadejihua,zhinengyirenzairen。

danzongyouyitian,tayaohaohaohezheimunvliangsuansuanzhang。

tajianqitangfangzaizuili,ranhouyoupaodaolefulinlinmianqian,“pu”deyisheng,batangtulechulai。

danbupianbuyi,neikuaitangzhenghaojiuzhanzailefulinlinyifushang。

fulinlinyuanbenshizaixiaozhede,xiaozhexiaozhelianseturanniuqu,talijizhuakuangdejianjiaoqilai。

“shagou!niyaosia!”