华夏天海市内。
yidonghaohuadebieshumenkou。
qinchaojunhemuqinxuguifenbeizhangmuniangchenxianglanjituichulejiamen。
jingenzhe，chenxianglanzhizheqinchaojundebizirumadao：“qinchaojun，nishibushinaoziyouwenti？dangchuniruzhuidaowomenzhoujiahaijilenishiwankuaiqian，xianzaiyoulaizhaoshi？”
qinchaojunfuqiyipangshuaidaodemuqin，shuangyantonghongqidehunshenfadou。
danyixiangdaofuqindeshoushufei，qinchaojunzuihouhaishidizhetou，qiqiudao：“zhangmuniang，zheishiwozuihouyiciqiunin，wobabadeshoushufeijiuzhichaershiwanle。”
“zheiershiwanwomenjiazhendenabuchulaile，qiuqiuninjiubanggemangba！”
“wopei！”chenxianglanyikoutuomopenzaileqinchaojunnaodaishang。
ranhouzhizheqinchaojunhexuguifendebizimadao：“wokannimenmuzijiumeiyigeshihaodongxi，buzhihaodai！”
qinchaojunpazaidishang，ganjuedaotoudingshangchuanlaineiguexindezhanchougan，sisiyaozheyaguan，xinrusihui。
sannianle，zicongdangshangzhoujiadeshangmennvxu，sannianlai，tameiyitianguodedoushizheiyangderizi。
rujinfuqindeshoushuqianmeibanfacouqi，chenxianglangengshidangzhezijidemianxiurumuqin！
qinchaojunhenxiangdaizhemuqinyizoulezhi，bushouzheiwonangqi，dantayoubanbudao。
zhoujiadangnianhualeshiwancailimaitaruzhui，rujintaruoshizoule，zheiqianjiudefumuhaile。
xiangdaozhongbingzhuyuandefuqin，shangqiexuyaoyidabiqianjiuming，qinchaojunzhinengyaoyarennai，kukuaiqiudao：“zhangmuniang，woqiuninle，zhiyaoershiwan，woyidinghainin。”
“wopei，qinchaojun，niyaobuyaodianlian？”chenxianglanyoushiyikoutuomotuzaiqinchaojunlianshang。
buguohaimeidengqinchaojunfahuo，chenxianglanqueshihuranlengxiaolianliandishuo：“nixiangyaozheiershiwanyebushibukeyi，nihenimuqinguixia，guixialaiqiuwo，woyebushibunengjinimen。”
“你！”
qinchaojunqideniejinlequantou，xiazuichunhenbudeyaochuxuelai。
danzheiqianshifuqinjiumingdeqian，jiuzaizheiyishunjian，qinchaojunjiuyoulexiaguideniantou。
“ma，nimenzheishizaizuoshenme？”
shenhouhuranchuanlaiyigenvziyihuodeshengyin，qinchaojunwenshenglianshangyixi。
huitoukanqu，lairenzhengshizijideqizi，zhoujiadedaxiaojie，zhouyueyue。
kandaozhouyueyue，qinchaojunzhangzuijiuxiangkaikou，shoubeiqueshihuranbeimuqinlazhu。
“xiaojun，buyaoweinanyueyuele，zanmenjiadeshiqing，buhaozaimafanzhoujia！”xuguifenshuodao：“erqieyueyuedegongsizuijinbushichuleshenmemafanma？”
zhanglezhangzui，qinchaojunhaimeilaidejihuidamuqindehua，shenpangdezhouyueyuejiuwen：“qinchaojun，shibushinibadebingqingyouehuale？”
wenyan，qinchaojunlianmangdiantou。
kehaimeidengtakaikoubaituozhouyueyuebangbangziji，qinchaojunjiutingdaochenxianglanhoudao：“yueyue，nifengle！”
xiayimiao，chenxianglanpaodaolezhouyueyueshenbian，zhuaizhuzhouyueyuedeshoushuo：“xianzainigongsilimiandouhaichawubaiwandezijinzhouzhuan，ninalihainadechuershiwanlai？”
zheihuachenxianglanbingmeiyoumanzheqinchaojunhexuguifenliangren。
tingdaozheihua，qinchaojunyemanmanbishanglezuiba，hezijideershiwanxiangbi，zhouyueyuemianlindekunjingsihugengnan。
ranerzhouyueyuequeshishuodao：“haolema，nibieshuole，ershiwanwohaishinengnachulaide。”
shuozhezhouyueyuebianyaojiangyinxingkadijiqinchaojun。
kezheishoucaiganggangshenchulaibeichenxianglanjiyibaduoqu。
“buxing，jueduibunengji！”chenxianglannazheyinxingka，xianghuzhebaobeiyiyang。
qinchaojunjianzhuang，lianseyiheigangxiangshuodianshenme，quetingdaoyipangmuqinkaikou：“suanlexiaojun，nikuaijinquba，nibadeshiqingmalaixiangbanfa，nijiuweinanyueyueheqinjiamule。”
shuowan，xuguifenyebudengqinchaojunshuoxieshenme，yebuxiangrangerzijixuweinan，zhuanshenjiuchaozhedajieshangzouqu。
kandaomuqinlikaidebeiying，qinchaojunxinlinanshoudebuxing，yishijianyouzizeyoubiequ。
“feiwu，haibuganjingun？”chenxianglanbuyiburao，jixuwuruqinchaojun。
yipangdezhouyueyuekandezheji，haimeizhangzui，jiukandaoqinchaojunmolebayanlei，yishengbuhangdilikailezhoujiabieshu。
suishuoxianzaimeinadaoqianjifuqinzhibing，danmuqindezhusuwentihaixuyaojiejue。
qinchaojunfangxiaxinzhongdebiequhefennu，peizhemuqinzaiyiyuanzhouweizhuanlehaojiquancaizhaodaobinguan，ranhoujiangyixieriyongpinzhibanhao，zheicaizhunbeiqupeizhemuqinquyiyuankanyixiafuqin。
sheizhidao，haimeidengzijitachubinguandamen，chenxianglandedianhuajiudaleguolai。
“qinchaojun，nixianzaijiujiwohuilai！like，mashang！”
dianhua“pa”deyishengbeiguaduan，qinchaojunniezheshoujinubunengyan。
xuguifensihushikanchuleerzilianshangdenanse，xinzhongsuirankuse，danhaishizhuaizheerzideshoubeishuodao：“xiaojun，jialiyaoshiyoushijiuxianhuiqu，mayigerenmeishi，qiandeshiqingwomenzijijiejue。”
qinchaojunkanzhexuguifenlianshangmianqianggouqidexiaorong，yebuhaorangmuqinjixudanxin，zhihaodiandiantoudayingxialai。
benxiangzhehuidaojiazhongshaobuleyidunshuluohewuru，danqinchaojunmeixiangdao，gangdakaijiamenhaiyoubizheigegengrangtashengqideshiqing。
cishijiazhongyigebaifalaotouzhengzuozaizijiqizizhouyueyuemianqian。
semimideyanshenshangxiadaliangzhezhouyueyue，jiuhaoxiangzaidaliangyijianshangpinyiyang，rangrenexin。
“wei，laotou，nishei……”
huahaimeishuowan，qinchaojunhudiganjuedaoshenhouyourenlalezijiyiba，jiangzijijilaleguoqu。
haimeidengtakanqingchushishei，turuqilaideyibazhangjiuluozaileqinchaojunlianshang。
“啪！”
“qinchaojun，wokannidanzifeileshibushi？wodedianhuaniyeganbujie？”
yidaojianruikebodeshengyincijinerduo，qinchaojunkanzheyanqiandenvren，qidehunshenfadou。
yanqianzheinvrenzhengshizhouyueyuedemuqin，yeshizijideyuemuchenxianglan。
zhijiantayizhishouchayao，lingyizhishouzhizheqinchaojundebizimadao：“nizheigefeiwu，chiwomendejia，yongwomenjiade，xianzaichibangyingleliandianhuayeganbujie，shibushiyaozaofana，ang？”
qinchaojunyaoyaqiechi，zhanglezhangzuigangxiangshuoshenme，hudijiukandaochenxianglannaqiyizhangbaizhishuaizaizijilianshang。
“wogaosuni，congjintiankaishi，nihewomenjiayueyuejiumeiyourenheguanxile，ganjinqianzigundan！”
签字滚蛋？
yebuzhidaoshibushilaotianhaiyaoguyi**zijiyixia，qinchaojunditouyikan，biankandaoneiluozaidishangdebaizhi，fangfangzhengzhengdibaizaidishang，yebuyongzijiwaitouqukan，jiukandaoneishangmiandewugeheisedazi。
“离婚协议书”
“ma，woshuolezheijianshiwohuizijichuli！”
zhouyueyuehuranzouleguolai，duizhechenxianglanshuodao。
wuyijiankanxiangqinchaojundeyanshenzhongchongmanlejiujieheshiwang。
“qinchaojun，nixianhuifangjianliqu，youshenmeshiqingwomenyihuierzaishuo。”
shuozhe，zhouyueyuejianqidishangdelihunxieyi，zhijiediujinlelajitongzhong，taidushifenmingque，rangqinchaojunxinzhongweiweiyinuan。
ruzhuizhoujiazheisannian，suiranzhoujiarenduizijikebojiansuan，danweiduqizizhouyueyueyizhiduizijishifenkuanrong。
qinchaojundacongxindixihuanzheigenvhai，jinguantaoueryehuishengqihouzijiliangju，danbingbuhuiruqitarenyibanwuruziji。
niantouyishanerguo，qinchaojunhaimeilaidejikaikou，quetingdaoshenhouyigebuheshiyideshengyinxiangqi。
“chennvshi，zheijiushizhoujianeigefeiwuzhuixu？”wangguoqiangxiantingziruodizouleguolai。
kandaotayanshendingzhezijishangxiadaliang，qinchaojunzhouqimeitou，wendao：“woshisheiguannipishi？niyoushishei？chuxianzaiwojializuoshenme？”
“huohuo，nijiali？”wangguoqiangyanshenyiweishenzhangdikanlechenxianglanyiyan，shuo：“wogangcaikeshitingshuochennvshiyaojiangnizhuchujiamena，xiaopengyou？”
qinchaojundeyanjiaobutingchouchu，tebieshizaitingdaowangguoqiangzuihouqiangdiaodesangezishang，etoushanggengshiqingjintiaodong。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，qinchaojunhuditingdaozhouyueyuekaikou，liansedanmodiduiwangguoqiangshuodao：“wangzong，wodehuidahenmingque，zhoushijituanbuxuyaonidebangzhu。”
zhouyueyuezhouzhexiumei，qiaomianhanshuang：“erqiexianzaiyijingshiwanshang，youshenmeshiqingwomenxiaciyoujihuizaitan，ruhe？”
“下次？”
wangguoqianglenghengyisheng，shangxiadaliangleyixiashencaiena，zhangxiangjingzhidezhouyueyue。
ranhouxiaolexiao：“mingtianyougefanju，wohenxihuanzhouxiaojienenggoucanjia。”
“dangran，niyaoshinenggoucanjia，neimenigongsikuisunwubaiwandezhouzhuanzijinwojiubangnichule，tongshizhoushijituanhouxuruguochuxianshenmewentidehua，woyekeyiyibingbangnijiejue。”
wangguoqiangtaiqitoulai，yifushengquanzaiwodeyangziwangzhezhouyueyue：“ruhe？”