第1章

“你没跟他做过?”

chuangshangdenvrenkudelihuadaiyu,mianqiangdizhuaiguobeizigaizhuziji。

danchuangdanshangneiciyandexuehong…yiluoruxiaoyunmouzhong,liuxiamobudiaodeyinji。

“neiweishenmeyaogentayiqipao!”

“shitajiaosuonilikaigude,shibushi!”

jingyuankudeliangyansuanse,xiongkoumentong。

“meiyou…meiyou…niweishenmebuxinwo…”

jiushitazheifukelianxixidemoyang,yiciyouyicidipianguolexiaoyun。

“nizhuangshapianleguzheimejiu!”

“gutengnixini,niqueyizoulezhi!”

“jiaoguruhezaixinni!”

xiaoyunyouyiciqingshenyazhuta,

“gujinri,bianyaohaohaodichengfani。”

jingyuanliankangjudouxiandeneimewuli。

“buyao!wo…wohaotong…”

“能不能缓缓再…”

xiaoyunyanlifangunzhenanyiyazhideanyuhenuhuo。

“neihaixiangcongqianyiyang!”

“batui/he/qilai!”

jingyuanrengshiyaotou,“buyao…wotuihaosuan…”

“nizheizhangzuichuleshuobuyao,haihuishuobiedema?”

……

景愿穿书了!

yuanbentazhengzaiaoyejiaban,turanganjuexiongmenbushi,tengtongnanren…

zaiyizhengyan,mianqianbianshiyipianxianhong。

tahedejinghuyisheng,“**…”

pangbiandenvrenganmanganzhuta,roushenganfu。

“guniang,tinghua,biejiehonggaitou,guyemashangjiulaile。”

jingyuanlaibujifawen,jiutingdepangbianderenyoushuo。

“jiaoguyeheshima?zheishezhengwangxiaoyunkebushishanchazi。”

“womenjiangerguniangzhenkelian,beiyingsaishanghuajiao。”

“denghuierxinniangbeihuanchengjiangerguniangdeshi,ruoshijiaoshezhengwangzhidaole…”

“womenkongpasiwuzangshenzhidi…”

“zheijiangerguniangchisharusansuiyoutong,womenzenmemandezhuni?”

“wuwu…jiangjiazhiyihuanqin…nawomenzuoxishengpin…”

“xu,buxuku!yourenlaile!”

什么?摄政王萧陨?

zheibushijingyuankandexiaoshuo,limianneigekepadedafanpaima?

jingyuanqingchudijide,zheigedafanpaishaqidemingzi,hetayiyang,jiuduolegexing,jiaojiangjingyuan。

jiangjingyuanzhenghaojiushijiangerguniang。

erzheijiangerguniangdejiejukeshicansia!

天呐!

zheishishenmedaomeideyunqi!

chuanshujiuchuanshu!weishenmeyaochuandaoyigecansidepaohuishazishenshang?

zheibuchunchunlaisongrentoudema?

jingyuanjianzhiwufajieshou,taxianzaijixuxinxiankongqilaihuanjiexinqing。

tamengdixiankaihonggaitou,zaifengguanxiapeideyingchenxia,yizhangjuemeiderongsexianluchulai,mianrutaoli,maoruoxianzi,bingjiyugu,chuchudongren。

“xitong!xitong!nijiwogunchulai!”

bushuochuanshudouyouxitongma?

jingyuanfeidehaohaozhiwenxitongbuke!

yipangshilidenvrenganmangwuzhulejingyuandezui,

“xu,guniangguaia,buyaonao,yihuierjinitangchi。”

zheishimianqiandegeshandiaohuamenhuranbeituikai。

yipangdenvrenganmangcheshou,bigongbijingdixingli,“canjianshezhengwang。”

jingyuandengdayanjingkanxianglairen。

zhijiantashenchuanzhijinwenxiuhongyi,yaopeijinyudai,xingruoxiuzhu,buruoxianting,xinbuzoulai,weisheganyesuizhihuxiaoerzhi,lingrenxinshengweiju。

zheijiushishuzhongsharenrumadefanpai!xiaoyun?

tajingshengderucijunlangshuaiqi?

bilianggaoting,meiyanshensui,wuguanyinglang,xiahefengli,youqishitadeyanjing,haosixueshangulang,daizheruilideyexing,zhisherenxinpo。

景愿简直难以置信!

zuozhenihutuya,fanpaizhangzheimeshuai!

qibushiqingqingsongsongfuhuorenxin!

nanguaizhujiaotuanbeizhemodeneimecan!

“都出去。”

tayinruqingquan,shengruohanyu,zheishengyin…jianzhitingderenxinjiansuma。

wuneidexiarenhenkuaiyuguanerchu,diaohuamenyebeijinjinheshang。

jingyuandunshihuangle,ta…tazheishiyaoganma?

jingyuanmeiyouhenanrengongchuyishidejingyan,youqihaishizheimeshuaidenanren…

juqing…juqing…jinxingdaonaerle?

死脑子,快想啊!

jiranxitongbuchulai,neijingyuankebunengqingjuwangdong。

对了!今日大婚!

jingyuanjide,xiaoyunzheishihouhaibuzhidaotaqudeshigexiaoshazi。

shushangshuo,xiaoyundehunshishituotuodezhengzhilianyin,

taweilegonggushili,lalongjiuchen,caiyuchaozhonggenjishenhoudejiangjiajieqin。

jiangjiayuandingshiyaobajiangdaguniangjiaguolaide,buzhizenmehuanchenglechishadejiangerguniang。

erxiaoyunzaidezhihou,jiangzheichishadejiangerguniangzhemodeyanyanyixi,songhuilejiangjia。

bayixiangqinggaoziaodejiangjiahedezhanzhanjingjing,congciweixiaoyunmashoushizhan。

erxiaoyundadaolemude,yejiubuzaihuqizishigeshazile。

jushuzhongmiaoshu,zheixiaoyunkeshishouduancanren,sharenruma,haowulianminzhixin。

jingyuanyigeduosuo,wanlewanle,ganglaijiujitazheimedadetiaozhan。

taxianzaizuizhongyaodejiushixiangouzhu,buyaobeixiaoyunfaxianrenheyichang。

zheishazimeibanfabiaoxiandexiangzhengchangren。

kezhengchangrenyaoxiangbiaoxiandebuchucuo,neihaibushishoudaoqinlai。

jingyuanyanleyankoushui,yanjianzhexiaoyunduobudaotashence,zuodaolexichuangshang。

xiaoyunjinzaizhichi,jingyuanxiayishihanmaodaoshu。

“怎么?紧张?”

tachushengxunwen,jingyuanyoushixinjianyizhan。

shengyinzheimehaoting!buzuoshengbohongshuikexileaaa!

景愿僵硬着点点头。

xiaoyunmouguangyizhidingzaitashenshang,zheijiangjianvdaoshishengdehuarongyuemao,yutamenxibeidenvrenjieranbutong。

mianpang**xini,fangfonengqiachushuilai。

xiaoyunqianxiaoyisheng,yikaishixian。

jingyuanqizhijinzhang,tahedekuaiyaohunfeiposanle,jueduibushinaozhewande!

taxiangqishulichangtidaodeyijuhua,xiaoyunyixiao,shengsinanliao。

daofengbandemeiyan,lengyuebandeqianxiao,haosiyibingwandao,buzhibujuekaojinnidebojing,zhayanjianjianxuefenghou。

jingyuanhaibuxiangsiniaaa!

xiaoyunchaotashenchushou,jingyuansikaoleyishun,duoduosuosuodibashoudashangqu。

tazhangxinwenre,jingyuanzhijianpengdaotashouzhongculidelaojian,yizhenmomingdemayangpadaoxinkou。

tashouzhixianxirounen,yikanbianzhishishizhibuzhanyangchunshuidejiao**,

quanranbusitamenxibeidenvren,shenglaibianruxiongyingyiban,sihaobuxunseyunanren。

xiaoyunmosuoleyixiashouzhongderouruan,“niwojiyibaiguotiandi、xingguoli,bianshifuqi。”

“womenxibeidenaner,duidaiqizi,yixiangdoushijingaiyoujia。”

jingyuanjixudiantou,xinliquemomohuiying,zhendema?wobuxin。

huoxubierenshizheiyang,danshidafanpaixiaoyun,kemeiyoubandianwenrou。

yaoburantaneishaqizenmeside!

“danruonigan…beipanbuzhong,wohuiqinshoushaleni!”

beipanbuzhongzheisigezibeixiaoyunyaozaichunchijian,neilengsousoudeshayi,dongdejingyuanyigeduosuo。

xiaoyunyouyangqixiaorong,yikouzhengqidebaiyawennuanyouzhiyu。

jingyuankanleyiyan,youganmangdixiatou。

taxinzangtutumengtiao,yigefanpai,xiaorongjingrucidelingrenxindong。

“害怕了?”

景愿仍是点头。

bushitabuxiangshuohua,ershitashenjuyuanshenshigeshazi!

shazinengshuochushenmefuhechanglidehuaya!

这苦逼的人设…

xiaoyunmengrankaojinta,neishuaiqidemianpangyixiatiedaojingyuangenqian。

“xianzai,jiwozhengmingyixia,nidezhongzhen!”