第4章 被泼果汁

anjinyuenaozi“wengweng”dexiang,tashenchushouzhiqiaoleqiaotaiyangxue,zhunbeidakaichemenjinqumiyihuier,duimiandeyeshaotanghehuosiyiliansenankandechulai,kongqimengdebengjin。

“ningchaishizuomiao,buhuiyizhuanghun。”yeshaotangqijibaihuaidao,“zhangbeideshiqing,nishaochashou。”

huosiyilenglengyixiao,“huannvrenbiyifudoukuaideyeshao,yaogenwotanhunyin?”

tazaiheyeshaotangshuohua,shixianqueyueguotaluozaianjinyuedeshenshang,yanshendaizhejinggao,youqiyaozhule“hunyin”lianggezi。

“wonvrenduozhengmingwoyoumeili!”yeshaotanglenghengyisheng,milemizijidetaohuayan,“nibideqima?”

zheidaoshishishi,suiranliangrendoushinvrenxinzhongdebaimawangzi,danhuosiyitaiguogaoleng,bujiyeshaotangjiediqi,yeburuyeshaotangrongyipudao。

anjinyueyilianwuyudeanleanmeixin,zheiyezhidejiaoao?

yitakan,neixienvrendoushinaozijinshui,yigesuishibuwangkaipingdehuakongqueyoushenmehao?

daoshihuosiyi,didiaoneilianyoushilihaibu……yayagepei,tazaixiangshenme!

anjinyuezuijiaochoulechou,yanzhonghuaiyizijibushibianchengyihunfunv,sixiangdoubiandehuangbaole。

huosiyiyizhizaikananjinyue,jiantayihuierzhoumeiyihuierchezuijiao,wuguanshengdongxianming,zuijiaobujueshangyang。

tahengleyiyanyeshaotang:“meixingqulihuinideshiqing,dangugudeshi,wohuiguandaodi。”

“dabofudeshi,woyebuhuifangshou!”yeshaotangmilemiyanjing,chedihehuosiyigangshangle,liangrensimuxiangdui,kongqilixunsumimankaixiaoyandeweidao,yinyinyousuishibaozhadeweixian。

anjinyuejianzhuang,ganjinchezhuyeshaotang:“womenyuelekehu,zaiwanjiulaibujile。”

tagangshuowan,jiuganjuedaoyiguhanqiyingmianpulai,quanshenmeiyigexibaodougenzhedazhan。

huosiyilenglengkanguoqu,tadeshouzhizhengdazaiyeshaotanggeboshang,xiangshiwanzhuyiban。

anjinyuejuedezhouweizhouweidekongqidewenduxunsujiangdileshijidu,xiayishidesuolesuonaodai。

“buyongpata!”yeshaotangyibajianganjinyuechedaoshenhou,tiaoxindedingzhehuosiyi,“niguguyidinghaishiwodabomu!”

huosiyikanleyiyananjinyue,lengxiaolikai。

heisedebaoshijie911xunsuxiaoshizaishixian,yeshaotanghaibaochizhexiongjiujiuqiangangdeaojiaozitai,anjinyuewuyudecheletayiba:“zaibuzou,zhendeyaocuoguojiankehule。”

tamenhekehuyuedeshangwushidianzaishenghuajituan,xianzaiguoquganghaolaideji。

daolejiudian,yeshaotangjianchiqinganjinyuezaidatingdeyazuoheyibeikafei。

“zheilitiandianbucuo,yaobuyaolaiyikuai?”yeshaotangfengzipianpiandekaozaishafashang,“wodailaideguniangdoushuohaochi。”

anjinyuezuijiaochoulechou,chongzheyeshaotangfanlegebaiyan:“jingxiebumin。”

“iloveyou,bo!”

“ninengbunenghuangeshouji**?”anjinyuemeihaoqidao,heyeshaotangzaizheilihekafeigenbenjiushiyigecuowu。

“buneng。”tayaoraoyixiao,huakaishoujijieledianhua,“baobeixiangchixicanle?kewozaigongzuo……baobeizhenguai,xiacidainiqu。”

gualedianhua,yeshaotangyilianzide:“kandaolema?zheijiushimeili!”

huosiyi,nengbideguotama?

“zheicishililihaishishasha?huozheqianqian?”anjinyuejifengdao,“zongbuhuiyou……”

“哗!”

lianshangmengranyiliang,tashoujingdetiaozhezhanqilai,shoulidekafeibei“peng”deshuaidaodishang,qingcuicierdeshengyinlikexiyinleshaoren。

“ninaoziyoubingba!”anjinyuemoleyibalianshangdeguozhi,qideliansetieqing,zhanchoudeyetishunzhetadetoufa、lianjiadixialai,baisedechenyishanggunleyicuyicudeguoli。

“choubuyaoliandehulijing!”chuanzhefeisexuefangduanqundenvhai,shouliduanzhekongkongdegaojiaobei,dianzheanjinyuenumadao,“yidingshinigouyinyeshao,burangtapeiwochixican!”

anjinyuesisidingzheduimiandenanren,yaoyaqiechi:“yeshaotang!”

zicongchengweiyeshaotangdezhuli,tabuzhiyicidebeitazhaoredenvrenzhaocha,kecongmeiyouzheimelangbeiguo。

jiedaoanjinyueshaqitengtengdeyanshen,yeshaotangyilianwugudesongsongjian,youyadepinleyikoukafei,bingmeiyouyaokaikoudeyisi。

tataiduxianming,yaoanjinyuezijijiejue。

“hulijing,jiushinigouyinyeshao!”nvhaizishuaileshoulidebeizi,chaozheanjinyuepuleguolai,zhangzhangdezhijiazhengduianjinyuedelian。

zheibiandedongjingzaojiuxiyinlebushaoren,bushaorenduizhedeanjinyuezhizhidiandian,jiaotoujieerdeyilun,“hulijing”、“disanzhe”zhileideciluoyibujuedezuanjintadeerduo。

anjinyueqideyifoshengtianerfochushi,yankanweixianbijin,qinaodeyibazhuazhunvhaideshouwanehenhendao:“yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu,nage**duibuqini,nijiugaibaguozhipodaosheilianshang,bu,niyinggaipoliusuan!”

yeshaotangzuijiaochoulechou,guoranshizuidufurenxin。

buguotayijiuzuozaishafashangyidongbudong,qidaianjinyuexiangzhiqianyiyang,ganjindedafadiaozheigeniwaidenvren。

“peng!”anjinyuesuishouzhualeyigedongxizhaozheyeshaotangzaleguoqu。

“bieshengqima。”yeshaotangnaodaiyishanbikai,dongzuominjiedejiezhuchouzhihe,fengdupianpiandezoudaoanjinyuemianqian,nazhezhijinyouzaianjinyuedenaomenshangzhanlezhan,wenroudao,“xinghaobaobeisuyan,buranhualezhuangduochou。”

nvhai“wa”deyishengkuchulai,zhizheyeshaotangkongsu:“ni、nimingmingshuozhijiaowoyigerenbaobeide!ni、nishuoniaiwo……”

“zhenshigeshaguniang。”yeshaotangyiliantoutengdeanleantaiyangxue,“zenmeshenmehuadouxin?”

anjinyuehenhenrouleroushoulidezhijin,xiangshizairoucuoyeshaotangneizhangwubiqianzoudelian。

“hetajiaowangdemeiyigeguniang,tadouai,erqiedoushizuiai。”tahaobukeqidejieleyeshaotangdedi,“tajiushigezhanan。”

“wobuxiangxin!”neinvhaiqideduojiao,wuzheliankuzhepaokaile。

“baobei,yihoubukeyizheiyangdihuiwoe!”yeshaotangxiaomimidao,“huiyingxiangwonanshendexingxiang。”

“gun。”anjinyuejiangrouchengtuandezhijinhenhendiudaozhuoshang,qidenaoziyichouyichoudeteng。

tazhenshishangbeizizuonie,caijiyeshaotangzuolezhuli。

“jintiannijugongzhiwei,huiquxiezheba。”yeshaotangshifendadudehuihuishou,fangletayitianjia。

anjinyueyiyanbufadelinqibao,zaizhongrenchayideyanshenzhongkuaibulikai,xinzhongzuzhouyeshaotangzheibeiziyidingyaozaizainvrenshouli。

zuihao,tawangudeaishangyigewangubuaitadenvren!