第1章 没准是个蛙哥

jiuyuezhongxun,qingfengxuxu,xiyangruxue,baxiaoyuanlisansanliangliangjuzaiyiqidexueshengmendebeiyingladelaozhang。

shangzhou,yijingyouhaojigeshetuanlvxianwanchenglezhaoxinhuodong。

linxitongjiaruleyigejiaozuomoyindeshetuan,shetuanjingchanghuijiedaoyixie**peiyingongzuo,shangzhoushezhangjianlinxitonggongdibucuo,jiujitaanpaileyigedonghuapiandepeiyingongzuo。

weilezaodianernadaoweishubuduodechoulao,tachiguowanfanjiudasuanqushetuanlipeiyin。

airenaodesheyouqiaoxinxinyeyaoqutushuguan,zhenghaoshunlu。

congsushezoudaotushuguanmenqian,tayilujijizhazhashuogebuting。

“wa,tongtongnikuaikan,neibiandejiashankanzhebucuoa”

“kannaerkannei,yuelianghua,yehaopiaolianga”

“zhenxiangbudao,wojingrannengkaojinyunxidaxue,zhidaoxianzaiwohaiganjuezaizuomeng,zheikeshiyunxia!”

……

linxitongxiaozheyaoyaotou,qishitagenqiaoxinxindeqingkuangchabuduo,yeyouhenduoyunqidechengfenzailimian。

sannianqian,linjiapochan,babayinweishexianzhapianyebeidiujinlejianyu。

neishihoujiaoaodetakaishixuezhedixiatou,quqiupingrilihebabaqinjindeneixieshushubobo,danneixierenwuyibushilengyanxiangxiang,wanyanjujue。

jiulianzhengriliweizhetazhuandexiaojiemeimenyelengmodeyanqileta,haoxiangyixizhijiansuoyoushidoubianle。

congxiaodaodadiyici,tasuoyoudejiaoaobeirencaizaijiaodi,neishihoudelinxitongzhenzhengmingbaileshenmejiaozuorenqinglengnuan。

qiuzhuwumen,yezhinengkaoziji。yejiushizaineishihoukaishi,zhengrilihentianhendidexiaotaimeibianle,tashoulianlesuoyoulengjiao,kaishixuezhezenmezuoyigehaoxuesheng。

suirantianziyouxian,dangaokaochaochangfahui,tacaxiankaoshangleyunxidaxuezheisuo985gaoxiao,chengweilehanyuyanzhuanyededayixinsheng。

“哇,好帅啊!”

qiaoxinxindeyishengjinghudaduanlelinxitongdesixu。

tahuitoujiujianzonghelouqianmianyikuaikongdishang,qibagelunhuashetuandesheyuanmenzaipingdishangzhanshizhexianshudejiqiao。

tamenjiaocailunhuaxieshenqingruyan,dongzuominjie,zairenqunzhonglaihuichuansuo,zuozheyixiegaonandudexuanjidongzuo,sizhouweileyiquankanrenaodexuesheng。

“yebuzhidaolunhuashetuanshenmeshihouzhaoxin,woyidingyaobaomingcanjia!”qiaoxinxinyilianxianmu。

linxitongdaoshimeishenmefanying,zheixiezaitakanlaibuguoshixiaoerke,zaichuzhongdeshihoutajiuwandebuxiangwanerle。

qiaoxinxinyoucetouwendao:“duiletongtong,nineigemoyinshetuanzenmeyang?xuezhangxuejiemenrenhaihaoma?”

linxitongwaitouxianglexiang,chuquneigequanchenglengliandefushezhangyeyunyun,haoxiangbierendouhaikeyi。

“haixingba”nvhaiershengyinqingcherushui,jiuxiangshishanjianzhongdeyiwangqingquan,wanzhuanqinglie。

qiaoxinxinzhouzhoubizi,kanzhelinxitongneicibaidexiaolianer,qinglidewuguan,xianmudao:“laotianyezhenshibugongping,tongtongnizhangdezheimehaokan,shengyinhaizheimehaoting,kerangwozenmehuoa?wuwuwu,rangwokuyihuier”

diyitianjinrusushe,tajiubaidaozailelinxitongdemeimaozhong。

linxitongkuxiaobude,lianmanganweidao:“sheishuode,womenjiaxinxinhenkeaia”

nvhailiuzheqierduanfa,daizhexiexuyingerfeidebaozilian,yikanjiushigehenheqidexiaoguniang。

zaisushelixiangchuyiduanshijian,lianggerenhentandelai。

qiaoxinxintuirandekuaxiajianbang。

“ai,yejiushinizheimekuawole,tianzhidao,woxiangyaozhaogeshuaishuaidexuezhangtanlianaidemubiaoyouduonanshixian”

duiyuzijidezhangxiang,qiaoxinxinhaishihenyouzizhizhimingde,dingduosuanshiqingxiu。

linxitongweiweiyixiao,jiuwoqianqian,luchuyiduijingliangdexiaohuya。

“yunxinayouneimeduodashuaigea?”

kaixueyeyouduanshijianle,chuleshetuandetuanzhangfangxiangzhangdehaibucuo,baohantamenbanshangdeqitanansheng,zailinxitongkanlaiyedoupingpingchangchanga。

qiaoxinxinzhouzhoubizi:“ai,sheitinimenbanshangneijigewaigualiezaole,niyebukankannishazhuanye”

deque,hanyuyanzhuanyebenjiushinvduonanshao,linxitongtamenbanshanghaisuanshibucuole,youershigenansheng,yijingsuanshidahule。

qiaoxinxinsixiazhangwangzhejixushuodao:“yaoshuoshuaigehaizhenyou,niwanglewogennishuoguode,zanmenxuexiaojisuanjixidehanmuneikeshinanshenjibiede,tingshuokanyiyandounengrangrenlianhong!”

linxitongwunaifue:“jiusuanshishuaigeyouzenmeyang?zhikeyuanguan,bukejiejin!zheiniantoukaolianchifanderentaiduole,qifudejiushinizheizhongdanchundexiaoguniang。”

“caibushi,womenjiananshenjieshenzihao,tingshuoxianzaidoumeiyounvpengyou!”qiaoxinxinjinzhijinzededangzhetiangou。

duiyuqiaoxinxindechuipeng,linxitongchechezuijiao:“zhenyaoshinishuodeneiyang,neiwojuedekenengshitanafangmianyouwenti”

youbushiheshang,zenmekenengqingxinguayu。

dangxiaotaimeineiduanshijian,tazhouweinagezhangdeshaoweiduideqiguanzhongdianerdebushigousandaside,jiusuanshiyouyeshifengmaolinjiao。

neigehanmuzhuiqiuzheneimeduo,tajiubuxintahuishigechuer。

qianmian,yigeqingjuantingbadeshenyingjiangshenhoulianggenvhaierdexuxutaotaodoutingjinleerduoli。

dangtingdaolinxitongshuobuxinglianggezideshihou,hanmumeixinyitiao。

shenmeshihouzijibuzhaonvpengyou,jiubianchengleneifangmianbuxingle?

jinjiezheyoutingqiaoxinxinxiaoshengdejinghu:“ya,ganggangmeifaxian,zanqianmianzheinanshengyeshigedashuaigea”

linxitongtaitoujiukandaoerrenqianmianbuzhishenmechuxianleyigenansheng。

takuanjianzhaibeidazhangtui,ganjingliluodemoyangshenzhibicaochangxibianzaizhongdeneipaixiaobaiyanghaiyaotingba。

zheimekan,panjingtiaoshun,haoxiangyoudianeryisi。

qiaoxinxinqiao**decekaishenpiaolehanmucelianyiyan,dangkandaonanshengliuchangdemianbulunkuoshi,youxiangshishoujingdexiaotuziyiyangyixiasuolehuilai。

tajidongdeduoduojiao:“wa,tongtong,tahaoshuaia!zenmeban?haoxianggentayaoweixina!”

“guanzhongkuibao,zhijianyiban,meitingshuoguoguoyijuhuama?yizhangzuihuileyizhanglian,meizhunerzheijiushigewa”

weilebimianqiaoxinxinjixudatingguangzhongzhixiafanhuachi,linxitonghaobukeqidepoleyipenlengshui。

“neiyeshiwangzi”jiuganggangneijinghongyipie,qiaoxinxinsuiranzhikandaolechunjiao,danshitakendingduifangjuebushishenmedazuiqingwa。

hanmudezuijiaojibukechadechouchuleyixia。

zheilianggexiaoyatou,danzikezhengoudade!

shijianbuzaole,linxitongyegaiqushetuanle,tacongshubaolinachuyidaisurongkafeidijiqiaoxinxin。

“re,kafeijini,wanshangkanshudeshihouhe,bienaole,nibushizuoyehaimeiwanchengnima?ganjinqutushuguan,weileyigewa,aiyidunxunchi,duobuzhi!kuaizouba……”

hanmutiaomei,yanzhongshanguoyisiweixiandeweidao。

buzhima?duiyuzijidezhangxiang,tahaishihenzixinde。

“nixianbiezou,zaidengdeng,nijiwocanmoucanmou,daodiyaobuyaoweixinni”qiaoxinxinhongzhelianlazhelinxitongbukenrangtazou。

“xinxin,zaibuzouwodezhendeyaowan……”

linxitonghuahaimeishuowan,jiujianyigejiaocailunhuaxiedejianshuonanshengyijikuaidesuduxiangzhetamenchongleguolai。

“aaa,shankai,weixian!chabuzhuchele!”jintaozuoyaoyouhuang,keyinweicaixuelunhuameijitian,wanquankongzhibuzhujiaoxia,jingzhixiangzhelinxitongheqiaoxinxinchongguoqu。

“小心!”

qiaoxinxinshenshoujiuyaolalinxitong,queyibazhuazhuletadefanbubaodaizi。

youyuguanxing,linxitongzhongxinqianqing,yijiaotizailubiandehuatanbianyuan,shenzibushoukongzhidexiangzheqianmiandekongdishangshuaiqu。

砰砰砰

bansuizhesandaozhongwudaodideshengyin,linxitong、qiaoxinxinhejintaosangerenzhongzhongdeshuaidaoledimianshang。

haihaofanbubaobeidangchengledianzi,linxitongzheicaimeipoxiang。

“nidaodihuibuhuilunhuaa?”linxitongshuaidewuzangliufudouhenbudeyiwei,naerhaiyouhaopiqi。

简直就是无妄之灾!

buyuanchu,shangbanshenyazaiqiaoxinxindatuishangdejintaowuzhebanbianlianganmangdaoqian。

“baoqiana,xuemei,shiwushiwu,jueduishishiwu!”

“duibuqi,xuemei,zhenbushiguyide。”

“shuodehaoting,daoqianyouyong,yaoshenmejingcha!”

linxitonghaowuxingxiangdepazaidishangrourouxiongkou,huertingdaotoudingshangchuanlaiyidaocuzhongdehuxi。

dengtazaifanyingguolai,zheicaifaxianjulibizibudaoshilimidedifang,yishuangheilanxiangjiandeyundongxiejingjingdezhanzaineili。

yaobushishuaideziyaliezui,linxitonghenxiangmianfeizengsongzheirenyiduidabaiyan。

daodishinagemeiyanlijiande,shouzijizheimedali,bupazheshouma?

ganggangzheiyishuai,shoulidebaowenbeiyenantaoeyun,genzheyiqifeilechuqu。

shunzheshixiankanguoqu,xiangtiandeniunaisaleyidi,huisedebeigaizi,zaidishanggululiangxia,huanhuandiluozaileyundongxiedepangbian,haoxiangzaichaoxiaozhetacishidelangbei。

buyuanchu,zhijianqiaoxinxintuikaiyijiaodengzoujintao,feikuaidepaqilai,daikandaohanmushenshangneitankeyidewuzishi,jinghuyisheng。

“aiya,tongtongniniunaisarenshenshangle!”

linxitongcongxiawangshangkanqu,ruyanjiushiliangtiaocuxijunyundedazhangtui,yuemozhezenmeyedeyou11cm。

jiuzaizheishi,tanaohailidiyishijianbengchulaiyigemingxianbuheshiyideciyu。

腿玩年?

buguohenkuainaozhongdeyyjiubeiyanqianyidapianbaijiangsidewuzijimoshale。

滴答,滴答

neixieniunaixiangshiduizheiliangtiaodazhangtuiyouxiangfaside,haoqiaobuqiaodequansazaimingandidai。

叮。

linxitongdedanaoshunjianjinrudangjizhuangtai。

kanzhejinzaiyanqiandeguiyibanbo,tashunjianzibi,henbudedangchanglikaizheicaodandeshijie。

tazenmewangle,shenbiangenzhedezheiwei,jinsushediyitian,jiuyidasuizijiyigenuanhuyigeshuibeizuoweijiaoyoudejianmianli。

jiulianganggangzijimingmingdounuodaobianshangle,haibeitachehuilaishuailezheijingtianyijiao。

“neigexiaoxuemeinagexide?zheimetaoluhandananshenma,youyisia”

“tawandanle,jingranganbaniunaisadaohanmushenshang,buxianghuoleba?”

“shia,handananshenzaizanmenxuexiaoshichulemingdejiepia!”

……

zailinxitongdanaodangjideshihou,beizhouweineixiechiguaqunzhongnahuayiji,tashoubinaozidongdehaikuai。

feikuaitaochukoudailijincundeyizhangzhijin,taishoujiuyaoca。

嘶~

renqunzhongbuzhidaoshidaoxiyikouliangqi,shunjianranglinxitongbuzhidaopaonaerqudedanaofeilehuilai。

dianguanghuoshijian,taturanyishidaozijihenanrenzheigezishiai.meiderangrenlianjiafatang。

haitemedeshida!ting!guang!zhong!zhi!xia!

tacengdeyixiazhanqishen,jinjiezhedongdeyisheng,naoguadingjiuzhuangshangleyipianjianying。

zhitingtoudingchuanlaiyidaoqingxidimenheng,linxitongdeyankuangyegenzheyisuan,xianxiejichujidieyudeyanlei。

tayaoyaqiechiderourounaogua。

yaobuyaozheimebaofuwo?xiabashitiekuaizuodema?

taiqiyanpi,yizhangqingjuandejunlianyingruleyanlian。

nanshengchuanzheganjingdebaichenshan,zuishangmiandeliangliniukouweixi,luchuleganjingdejingxianhepiaoliangdehoujie,poyoujifenjinyudeweidao。

hennaikandedanyanpi,bilianghenting,chunhenbo,lengbaidexiabashangdaizheyisikeyidehongyun。

nuanchengsedeguangxianluorunanshengyandi,beigeliechengxisuidexingguang,yiyishenghui。

zhangdezhenhaokan,yaoshinengdaihuijiajiuhaole。

gangshengchuzheigexiangfa,linxitongzijijiuheleyitiao。

tagangxiangshuoshenme,jiutingerbianchuanlaiyidaodichenfuyoucixingdeshengyin。

“xiaopengyou,jiusuanwoshigeqingwawangzi,yeyongbuzhenixingzheimedadeliba?”

dianguanghuoshizhijian,linxitongdiyishijianxiangdaoyanqianzheigenanshengjiushiganggangzijiweileeshaqiaoxinxindehuachi,suikoumaitaideneigeyuanjia。

kanzhezheizhangrenshengongfendelian,linxitonghenbudechouzijijigezuiba。

tayaoshiwa,neiwangziyebiehuole!

dengdeng!ganggangzheixiechiguaqunzhongshuotajiaoshalaizhe?

韩沐!

ruguojiyimeicuoluandehua,ganggangzijihaishuota……buxing?