魂穿傻子

yishengjianruidejiaohanshengjiangshenqinghuanghudesumojingxingguolai,shuangyantongkonghuifujiaojudeneiyikezhenghaokanjianduimianyiliangbaisedemianbaochehengchongchumalu,chaozheduimiandemufeifeichierqu。

sumoxiangyemeiyouxiang,zaisizhoujizhe、gouziduichayideyanshenzhong,shichuquanshendeliqichaomaluduimianpaoqu,henhendetuileneigerenyiba,erhoutaneitingbaxiuzhangdeshentibeipaoxianglekongzhong。

wubiandetengtongyixiaxijuanlequanshen,youshenmewennuanderetifeisanerqubudeerzhi,taderenxianruleyipianheianzhong,suoyoudecaozashengquandoutingbujianle。

zaiyingjiesiwangdeneiyishunjian,sumonaoziliyibianbiandezhongfuzheganggangmufeizhanzaimaluduimian,shoujilineijuwanxiaoyibandegaobai:sumo,wocaifaxianwozhendeshixihuannideye。

nishipianwodeduibudui?dangwoyijingweinihaofeilesuoyoudeailianzhunbeichedidefangshoushi,nicaidaochuzheijuwanxiaosidehua,zijiyezhengoushade,juranxiangyemeiyouxiangjiuchongleguoqu。

zheihuiertashisileba?buguohaiyouzijideyishihaizhenshixingyuna,mingtiandetoubankendinghuidasibaodaoyifan,tasudatianwangweijiuqingrenbeichezhuangsi,yebuzhidaolaobantingdaozheixiaoxishihuibuhuihedeyunguoqu。

zhenghusiluanxiangzhe,erbianturanchuanlaiyigenvrendehuhansheng。

“shaoye?shaoye,niyouzaitingma?shaoye!”

jianguile,tabushiyijingsilema?zenmehainengtingjianshuohuadeshengyin,dengdeng,buyaolawoa。

sihuyoushenmeliliangqianchezhetadeshentiyiban,chaoyigefangxiangfeisude“piao”leguoqu,zairanhouyigumoshengdejiyifengyongerzhijijintadenaozili,zheirangtabenjiuyouxiehunluandeyishibiandegengjiadehunluan,yihuishitasumodejiyi,yihuiqueshilingwaiyigejiaosuqingqiudejiyi。

shengshengnvrendehuhuanshengyuelaiyueqingxi,sumohuanhuanzhengkaipibeideyanjing。

zenmehuishi?zheijiyishisheide?

jijinsumoyishizhongdejiyiyouhenduo,jitadeganjuejiuxiangshizaikandianyingyiban,rangtaturanzhijianzhidaohenduoyoufangfoshenmedoubuzhidao。

zheirangtahenyihuo,buguoyihuoguiyihuo,sumohaishixiangxiangaoqingchuxianzaishishenmezhuangtai,youqishiyanqianzheigeyizhiduitashuogebutingdenvren。

ng,shuonvrenyouyouxiexiaole,kanshangquyejiushiwuliusuidemoyang,zhangdedaoshitingbiaozhide,buguotaduinvrenkeshiyidianxingqudoumeiyou。

“ting!ting!nishishuo,rangwodabanchengnvren,ranhouqugenneigejiaoshenme,e,guchidenanrenqubaitang?”

sumofanlegebaiyan,xiangkan**yiyangdekanzheyanqiandenvren。e,congzheiganggangneixiejiyizhongdezhi,zheinvrenshitazheishentidejiejiedetieshenyahuan,mingwei。

“shaoye,nijiupeihedianma,jiazhukeshuole,nizhiyaoguaiguaidequbaitang,yihouniganshenmeshitalaorenjiadoubuhuiganshenide。”

哟,那感情好。

rouleroumeixin,jiangsuoyoufantengdesixudouyaxiaqu,guolehaoyihui,caidongledongjiangyingdesizhi。

zheihuizisumojibenshangyenongqingchuleyiqie,jiandanlaishuo,yuanbenyijingsidiaodetamomingqimiaodejinlezheigejiaosuqingqiudeshentili,zairanhou,yaogenguchibaitangdedajiehuranbujianleren,tachenglequdingtidebuerrenxuan,yinweitagentadajieshishuangshengzi。

mingweiyibianjitashangzhezhuangyibiankanlekanta,jianrenmeiyoufanying,yeyouxietante,wanyiershaoyebupeihe,daoshihoubixiadafaleiting,neizhenggesujiajiuyaodaomeile。

“shaoye,nijiupeiheyixiaba,zheishiqingyebunengguaijiazhuzheimezuo,shizaishiyouxieweinan,sheijiaoshibixiaqinzizhidehun,zheihuigengshiyaoqinzizhuchi。ruguobeitazhidaoxiaojietaolehun,zanmensujiakejiuwanle。”

“xingle,wozhidaole,woqujiushile。”

congzheishentidejiyilitayezhidaozheijianshiqingshiyouxiemafan,yiqiandesuqingqiusuiranyouxieshashade,yebushishenmeshiqingdoubuzhidao,tayizhihennulihennulidexuexizheyiqie,zhibuguodajiadoubuzhidaobale。

rujintajieshoulezheigeshenfen,neimetayedeweisujiaxiangxiangbushi,bijingzheigeshentikeyisujiadeshunweijichengren。

tadeshangtouyuanbenshiyougedagede,kexizailiangnianqiansuisuweichuzhengshibuxingyunan,zhenggesujiadedixijiushengxiatazheimeyigedumiao,sujiadexingshuaicunwangtayouzhebuketuixiedezeren。

gengzhongyaodeshi,sumo,ebushi,xianzaigaishuoshisuqingqiule,tayinyindejingranyouxieqidaiqilaile。

guchi,heiheiheihei……nikebierangwoshiwanga。

mingweizhaohuzhejigedaxiashoudeyahuanbuyihuijiujirendabanhaole,huanleyishendahongdexipao,zhanzaijingziqian,suqingqiuyouxiebuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

cishitajianzhijiushigenjiyilidesuwanfenhaobucha,zhiyaobushuohua,gujimeirenhuikandechuyichanglai,budebugantan,shuangbaotaishenmedeguoranhenqiangda。

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