第1章
“shendayanishaojiwozhuangsi！
jiusuanyaosiyejiwosiqusongjia，niyaoshiganhuaileeryadehaoshi，xinbuxinwotijiaojiujinimaidaoyaoziliqu。”
shenruoxingganghuifuyishijiutingdaozheihua，budengtazuochufanying，henkuaiyouyourenkaikou。
“dimeibieji，xianzairenbushijiuhuilailema，zhiyaomingtianjiangrensongshanglesongjiadehuajiao，tijiazheishierjiusuanbanchengle。”
“dasao，nikedejiangtadingjinle，zhiyaoshendayameiyoudaitiwonverjiaqusongjia，wodayingnidetongtongbuzuoshu。”
“xing，nifangxin，wobaozhengbuhuizairangtaxunduanjian。”
daizheiliangrenzouchuwuzi，shenruoxingcaimanmanzhengkaiyanjing。
taxiangzheganggangtingdaodehua，youkankannibawuzi，maocaofangding，yiduhuaiyizijizaizuomeng。
danshihoulongchuchuanlaidetengtonghenaozilituranduochulaidejiyiquetixingzheta，zheiyiqiedoushizhende。
她穿越了。
tadaizhenainaichuguolvyou，jieguohaosibusiyushanglekongbuxiji，jinjiguantoutajiangnainaihuzaishenxia，zijiqueyindanerwang。
zaicizhengyan，tajiubianchengleshuangfengcundeshendaya。
shendayazixiaomeiniang，youlehouniang，qindieyebianchenglehoudie，meifumutengdehaizibeiyidajiaziqifuzhezhangda。
zaijialiqidezuizaoshuidezuiwan，ganzuiduodehuochizuishaodefan，jiuzheihaishibushiyaobeizhongrendangchengsaqibaofeidajima。
haoburongyiaodaochujiadenianji，kezixiaodingqindeweihunfuyinweifalecaierbeitangmeisheneryakanshang，xianzaiquanjiadoubitarangchuhunshi，ranhoudaitisheneryajiajitongcundesongyouqian。
songyouqianbuxiao、piqixionghan、youshouhaoxian，jialiqiong，erqieyizhongzhangbeidoubuhaoxiangyu。
shendayazijuehuozhemeilexiwang，bianxuanzeleshangdiao......
liqingxianzhuanghoushenruoxingbuzhigaiweizhonghuoyicierqingzhu，haishigaiweijieshouyigelantanzierkuqi。
turan“zhiya”yishengxiang，ganggangcaiguanshangdemencishiyoukaile。
“我就猜到你醒了。
xinga，nigechouyatouxianzaihaitinghuizhuangsi，ganhuaiwodehaoshi，kanwobudasini。”
lairenshiyuanzhudejimuwangshi，yejiushigangganghuazhongdeneige“dasao”。
huagangluoyintajiushuaileyibazhangguolai。
kexitabuzhidaoyanqianzheirenzaibushitanilaishunshoudejinv，ershiyazibibaodeshenruoxing。
yankanbazhangjiuyaoluoxia，shenruoxingjiangtoupianxiangyipang，ranhoutaijiaofenlichuaizaiwangshideduzishang，zhijiejiangrentifanzaidi。
“ni，nigesiyatou，nijinggan......”
“woliansidoubupa，wohaipashenme！”shenruoxingdaduantadehua：“woyibushicongqiandewo，nizaiganrewo，wojiushaleni。
wojianmingyitiaomeiqianmeigua，nini？”
tashenqinglengli，yandideshayiyourushizhi，yishijiangwangshihedebuqing。
“疯了！你疯了。”
“woshifengle，suoyinizuihaoliwoyuanxie，fouze......”
yankanshenruoxingzaicitaiqijiao，wangshiwuzhebeitidedifangganjinwangwaipao。
dengwulizhongxinanjingxialai，zaoyishiqiangnuzhimodeshenruoxingyouyicitandaozaidi。
yuanzhubeiguanzheeleliangtian，zaijiashangzhiqiandeshangdiao，xianzaizaoyimeileliqi。
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xianzaibaizaishenruoxingmianqiandeyousangexuanze。
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disanjiushirusheneryasuoyuan，suoxingcuojia。
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tanenghezhuwangshi，quebuyidingnenghezhuqitaren，
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zhiyudiergexuanxiang，tafoudingdebidiyigehaikuai。
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ertatianbupadibupa，weiyipadejiushishe。
rangtajiaqufengjia，buruxianzaishaletalaidetongkuai。
diyidierdoubuxing，disangeyeshigelajixuanxiang。
tazhinenganweiziji：zheiyijingshizailajilixuankehuishoupin，bunengtaiguotiaoti。
genghekuangtayebushizhenyaogensongyouqianguorizi，buguoshijierendanggetiaoban。
juyuanzhudejiyi，zheiniandainvziheliyihoukeyilinvhu。
weilehukou，tabushibukeyiniezhebizixianjiaren，dengzhaodaoheshidejihuihelihouzilimenhu。
zhiyutaopao，wanquanbuzaishenruoxingdexuanzefanweinei。
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danshenruoxingzirenbushigehaoqifudezhuer，erfangjirangandatadezhuyi，neijiubieguaitagaoshi。
ertadingshangdejiushitangwuliwaiguanyimoyiyangdeliangfenjiazhuang。
zheixiejiazhuangwaibiaoyiyang，limianqueshidayoubutong，juyuanzhutinglaidexiaoxi，lishikeshiwanglimiantielebushaosifangqian。
dengdaobanyeshenjiaderendoushuizheyihou，shenruoxingbianqiaoshengxiachuangmoquletangwu......
huilaishi，tahaiqiaoqiaojinlesheneryadefangjian，wangsheneryadezuibalitoutoufanglexiezhima。
sheneryaduizhimaguomin，zhiyaochilezhima，bantianzuoyoubidinghuiladuzi。
xiangbimingtiandehunli，sheneryayidinghuizhongshengnanwang！
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shiyiyueshibashigehaorizi，shendayahesheneryazaizheiyitiantongshichujia。
yinweishendayazhudefangjianshizaitaipobufangbianzhaodaibinke，zaiyigeyeweilerang“cuojia”deshiqingxiandegengshunlichengzhang，lianggexinniangjiubeianpaizailetongyijianfangchujia。
dangran，zaizheizhiqianjimuwangshiheershenlishiyijingzhuazheshenruoxinghenshiweixieleyitong，shuotaruguoganhuaishijiubaletadepi。
shenruoxingditouzhuangzuoyifunuoruodeyangzi，qishixinlizezaianweizijiyaoxiaoxiaoqi。
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lianggedingzhehonggaitoudexinniangchuleshenjiamen，qianhoushanglehuajiao。
shenruoxingjiezheditoushangjiaodegongfu，kanleshenhoudesheneryayiyan。
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buliugeyechoudeganjuekezhenshuang！