第1章想当他大嫂？
“dashao，nideweihunqihaizaiyiloudengzheni。”
luchentaiqitadexiaba，wenshangneipiantulujiaoyindehongchun。
“baobei，sujiadexiaogongzhubuhuichuangjinlaide。”
zaitayanli，suqiaojiugengetaociwawayiyanghaobainong，tashuowangdong，suqiaoconglaiyebuwangxi。neigexiaogongzhuduitalaishuomeiyoubandianqingqu，genghekuang，jiahuanayouyehuaxiang？
suqiaozhanzaimenwai，tiaozhexiujuandemeimao，sixiaofeixiao，zheilianggerenhaizhenshipobujidaia~
taguijuediwanqichunjiao，zhengyaotuimenerru，shenhouhuranyouyiguliliangjiangtazhuaijinlebiedefangjian。
“suqiao，nihaixiangdangwodedasaoma？”
lujingtingjiangtayazaimenshang，yandiluyiliuzhuan，zuijiaogouqixieqidexiaorong。
tayiliantianzhen，xiaozheshuo：“xianga！jingtinggege，chengegeheneigejiejiezaizuoshenme，tazenmebuxiaquhewomenhejiuni？”
lujingtingmuguangshenchen，ningshizheta，“nizhendebuzhidaotamenzaizuoshenme？”
suqiaojiusuanshibeisujiapengzaishouxinshang，yebugairuciyumeiwuzhiba。tamendouzhidao，suqiaoxiaoshihoushouguoshang，yincizhilibugao，kezheizhongshiqing，xianzailianxiaohaizidoudong，tazenmehuibuzhidao？
suqiaodeyanjingxiangshiyiwangqingtan，chengchetouming，haowuzazhi。
tayaoleyaotou，“buzhidao，woquwenwenchengege。”
tazhengyaolakaimenwangwaizou，jieguobeilujingtingzhuazhushoubei，lujingtingjiangtadizaiqiangshang，fuxiashen，youyouyixiao，“buyongwenta，wokeyigaosuni。”
“ng？”zhinendeyindiaoganggangxiangqi，zhuoredewenbianluozaitachunjiao。
suqiaoqiaoqiaowojinshouzhi，xinzhongjianjianshengqiyigunuhuo。
haonigelujingting，nijiwodengzhe！
nimenlujiazheilianggezhanan，benxiaojieyigeyebuhuifangguo！
zongtongtaofangwai，jiaomeikeaidexiaonvrenbeiyazaiqiangshang，yazhetade，shigejunmeixiemeidenanren。
suqiaotuiletuimianqiandenanren，quefaxianlujingtingneishuangyanjingbiheiyeyouan，bidahaishenchen。
chiredeqixifuguotadelianjia，lujingtingbatayiqiexiweidefanyingquandoukanzaiyanli，neishuangyoushendeheitongyezhigougoudewangjintayandishenchu。
tadechunluozaitazuijiao，wushitadekangju。
“jing......jingtinggege......”
suqiaoluchuyifuweiqudemoyang，jiaodididiluoxialeyanlei。
“嘘。”
qifutadenanrenquexiangshiyigeemo，zuijiaoyangqiyimogaoshenmocedeweixiao。
甜，真甜。
jiuliantadeyanlei，yeshitiande。
taofanglimianxiangqiledongjing——