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第一章办公室传奇
“zuowanjiuniyigerenzaigongsi，haixiangdilai？”
“zhuren，zanmenkuaidianbaojingba！”
“jiushi，hezheizhongxiaotouzaiyigebangongshishangbanxiangxiangdouhaipa！”
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bangongshili，jitianbeilingdaohetongshimentuantuanweizhu，haobukeqidizhizetanuoyonggongkuan。
ruguozuimingchengli，tamianlindejiangshilaoyuzhizai。
suirantaqiong，danshizheizhongfanfadeshiqingtasiyebuhuipengde。
kewulunzenmejieshi，zhenggegongsiquemeiyouyigerenxiangxin。
cishidetapazaibangongzhuoshangchenmobuyu，zhijuedeshuangyanyichangcitong。
“xianzaihouhuile？zaoganmaqule！”
“ganjinbaqianjiaochulai，buranzhunbeibalaodizuochuanba！”
bumenzhurenniuguangyuanyilianzhengning，haiyiweitashiyinweixiukuicaibushuohua。
“啊——好痛！”
jitianwuzheshuangyancanjiaoqilai。
“bietamajilaozizhuangkelian！”
niuguangyuan“peng”dipaidazhejitiandizhuomian，bujinrangtaheleyitiao。
jitianhuanhuantaiqitou，changshizhezhengkaishuangyan，niuguangyuandeshenyingyecongmenglongjianjianqingxi。
haimeidengtakaikou，naohailijiuchuanlai“zi——zi——”dedianliusheng。
eryanqianquefuxianchuyichuanqiguaidezifu。
姓名：牛光远
性别：男
年龄：34
shengzunian：1986—2050（chakan/bianji）
jinriyunshi：58（chakan/bianji）
备注：无
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“嗯？”
meidengkanwan，tajiuhanmaozhishuqilai。
“meicaicuodehua，zheishigexitong？”
jitianxinzhongyizhenkuangxi，chadianzaibangongshilixiaochusheng。
zuoweixinshidaideqingnian，zenmehuibudongxitongzheizhongdongxi。
tachangshizhediankainiuguangyuandeshengzunian，faxiancongchushengdeneiyikekaishi，niuguangyuandeshengpingshijiquanbeijilulexialai，jianzhishiyibuzichuan。
shenzhihaixianshileweilaisantianneihuifashengdeshiqing。
daoshi【bianji】anniuzenmeandoumeiyoufanying。
“牛逼！”
jishiruci，nenggouyucebierenweilaisantianjiangyaofashengdeshiqing，jitianyehenmanyile。
“zhuangsia！meitingjianlaozigennishuohua？”
yizhen**ladeganjueconglianshangchuanlai，jitiancongsixuzhonghuiguoshenlai，faxianniuguangyuanzhengxiongsheneshadidingzheziji。
ganggangneiyixia，zhengshitajilezijiyierguang。
“niuzhuren，niduixianzaideshenghuohenbumanyiba？”
weilenengrangzijituolilaoyuzhizai，jitianlingjiyidong，huoxuzheixitongzhennengpaishangyongchang！
“噗！”
huayingangluo，zhouweidetongshimenbianchixiaoqilai。
“nishibushiwangyiyuntingduole？”
“hahahaxiaosidiele！”
“toule20wan，zaizheifashenmeshenjing！”
……
“nigensheicheduzini！”
niuguangyuanyijingbunaifanle，taochushoujijiuyaobaojing。
“牛光远！”
jitianturandahouyisheng，hedeniuguangyuanchadianbashoujirengchuqu。
meidengduifangkaikou，jitianjiezheshuodao：“nilaopojiaoliuhuiyun，jinnian32sui，nimenshenglegeerzijiaoniudazhi，jinnianliusui。”
“ernizuijinzhengyinweihaizishangxiaoxuexuequfangdewentimeitianhelaopochaojia。”
“jintianzaoshangchaojiadeshihounishuaileyijiao，chuanzhepoledongde**jiulaishangbanle。”
“对吧？”
jitianyigunaoershuowan，jiuyiweishenzhangdikanzheniuguangyuan。
zijideqingbaijiukanzheiyizhaole。
erzhouweiditongshimenzaicihongxiaozhe。
“niuzhuren**polegedong！”
“buzhidaoshiqianmianhaishihoumianni？”
“hahaha，jitianzheixiaoziyaodaomeile，touqianbushuo，haiganreniuzhuren！”
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“闭嘴！不要笑！”
niuguangyuanliansezhanghong，sisididingzhejitian，zhijuedehoubeifaliang。
jitianbuguoshiganglaigongsimeiduojiudexintongshi，hezijibingbushuxi，zenmehuiduizijidejiatingzheimelejie？
jiusuanshitadiaochaguo，nei**depodongzenmejieshi？
jintianzaoshanghelaopochaojiadeshihou，queshibeitatuidaozaidi，danshiyinweiganzheshangban，suoyimeihuan。
zuoweibumendezhuren，erqiejinnianyebuxiaole，ziranyesuanjianguoshimianderen。
keshixianzai，quebeimianqianzheigemaotouxiaozihedebuqing。
“你想干什么？”
牛光远皱眉问道。
“wokeyibangnijiejuenixianzaiyudaodewenti！”
季天果断说道。
zhouweidetongshimenzaicirenaoqilai。
“zheixiaozishibushinaozihuaile？”
“guyibeihecheng**le，haibangrenjiajiejuewenti！”
“youneibenshikaolvkaolvzenmejiejuezijizailaolidejuhuawentiba！”
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“ni……nishuozhende？”
niuguangyuandeyuqizhongyuhuanhexialai，yerangjitianxinzhongdeshitouyeluoledi。
zhishaoxianzai，taquedingzijibuhuizuolaole。
“nizuijinshizaiweinierzishengxuedewentifachouba？”
“danshiniyoumeiyouxuequfang，nineidianyisigujibugouba？”
jitianmeiyoumingshuo，dantazhidaoniuguangyuannengmingbaitadehua。
guobuqiran，niuguangyuanwenyandunshilengleyixia，lianshangdebiaoqingyezhujianniuqu。
tazhengshiyinweihaizishengxuedewentimeitianbeilaopoma，keshizijidenengliyouxian，renjiagenbenbuniaota。
“buguowogaosuni，xuanjiangxiaoxueyouqianderenjiaduodeshi，nizheidianyisirenjiagenbenkanbushang！”
kanzheniuguangyuandebiaoqing，jitianyuelaiyuexiangxinxitongtigongdexiaoxile。
xiangbudaozijidexinsibeiduifangzhijiecaizhong，niuguangyuanyishichengmujieshe。
“nei，niyoushenmehaobanfama？”
cishidetaxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，wanquanxiangxinjitiandehuale。
“jintianwanshang，nipeixuexiaolingdaohewanjiuzhihouyidingyaopeitayiqizou，tahuiyinweizuijiudiaodaoheli，ranhouniyinggaizhidaozenmebanba？”
jitiandehuayinjiaranerzhi，danshiyisiyijingzugoumingxian。
niuguangyuandailizaiyuandi，muguangyouyibuding。
suirangangcaidehuazugouzhenjing，danshitahaishibuganxiangxinjitianzhendenenggouzhidaojinwanhuifashengdeshiqing。
buguotaxinlihaishixiwangjitianshuodedoushizhende。
zheiyangyilai，haizishengxuewentibujinjiejue，tahainengyijuchengweixuexiaolingdaodejiumingenren。
“woxinniyihui，nizuihaobushishuawo，buranwohaishihuibaojingzhuani！”
niuguangyuanxianrulechensi，liangjiuzhihouzhongyutaitoushuodao。
“嘶——”
“buhuiba？niuzhurenzhendexiangxinneixiaozidehua？”
“neibujiushuoming，ta**zhendeyougedong？”
“suoyidaodishiqianmiandedonghaishihoumiandedonga？”
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bangongshilidunshizhakaileguo。
“haixiangbuxiangxiabanle！”
tingjiantongshimenlaoshijiuzhezijide**wentibufang，niuguangyuandelianseyizhenhongyizhenbai。
buguotaxianzaidexinsiyijingbuzaizheili，shuaixiazheijuhuazhihou，jiuxianggongsidedamenfeibenerqule。