第1章
dongfangneihongzhuyaoye，yidaoshandianhuaguo，leimingshenghonghong，bansuizhepangtuodayuyangailewuliyiyangdeshengyin。
songweiyugangxingguolai，jiujianyigegaodadenanrenbuzhecunlvdibaozhetashaxiao。
还有酸胀的疼。
taxinzhongdahai，yiweizijizaizuomeng。
kezhenshidechugan，quezaitixingtazheiyiqiedoushizhende。
太羞耻了！
“你是谁？”
tadahu，mengdiyongshuangshouqutuiduifangdejianbang，jiaoyebuyouzizhuluanchuai。
shenshangdenanrenjiantadajiao，heleyidatiao，jijidiyaxialaiwuzhetadezuiba，youdianshaqidishuo：“bie，biechushenger。”
气氛暧昧又诡异。
xiayishun，songweiyumengranchaoqipangbiandezhentouchaoshenshangzhirenzaguoqu。
我出你妈。
你个禽.兽。
zhengzhajian，taqiaojianpangbiandezhuozishangdianzhelianggenhongzhu，hongzhuqianfangzheliangpanguazihuashengzhilei。
erzhouweidezhuanghuangjieshiguxiangguse，jiuxiangyiqianzaidianshishangkandaodegudaidongfang。
yigekepadeniantoushanguotadenaohai。
她穿越了？
nanrenbeitazadeyizhentouyun，chadiandiexiachuangqu，dunshibianqiazhetakuleqilai。
“tong，tong，xinniangzibunengdaren。”
nanrenkuchulaideqixizhuore，songweiyuzhuyidaotaliansechao.hong，yishuangfengmouyiluan.qingmi，qiazhetabojingdezhangxinguntangbuyi。
xiangshizhonglemouzhongcui.qingyao。
gounanren，nihaihaoyisiku。
tabenshi21shijizuishenmigulaojiazudedichuandizi，quezaitanyizhuangdashengyishizaoduijiazhuisha，zhonglezidancaichuandaozheili。
shenweidichuandizi，buguanshiwudaoyishuhaishiqiangzhidanyaolengbingqi，meigerendouyaocongxiaoxiuxi，ertagengshizhongduodizizhongdejiaojiaozhe，meiyixiangdoushibajian。
ruofeiduijiapaichushangbaihaorenweijiaotayige，tayouzenmekenenghuibeidabai。
errujin，ruobushizheijushenzigutairuo，tazaojiangshenshangdenanrenliaoxiaqule。
songweiyuchouzhunshiji，henhenyibazhangshuaitalianshang，xiangshengxiaosanzaijingtianzhaleizhong。
nanrenwuzheliandunzhu，yifuhenshiweiqudeyangzichouqidao：“mingmingshinishuoyaohewodaochuangshangwande，nizenmehaiyaodawo？”
tayueshuoyueshengqi，shenshoujiuyaoquzhuataneizhishouwan。
songweiyujianzhuang，yitouzhuangzaitabizishang，youshitiyoushishan，zhongyubatashuailexiaqu。
songweiyuchengshengzhuiji，yebuguyishanbuzheng，chaoqipangbiandeyizijiuduizhenanrendenaodaizaguoqu。
nanrenhuangmangbaotouduoshan：“jiuminga！”
liangrenzaidishangniudachengyituan，dishangsanluozhehongsedehunfuhegaitou。
zhengzaiwaijiantuibeihuanzhandexinlangguancuiyuansuanzheshijian，zuijiaoqinzhexiao，xiaoyiquebudayandi。
tuicilejigeshanglaijingjiuderen，“gewei，cuimoushizaishiyoudianbushengjiulile。”
bianyangzhuangtouyun，zaiyibanghaoyoudechanfuxia，diediezhuangzhuanghuidaodongfangwai。
“cuixiongkeshixinjile？”
“jushuoxinniangzinaijingchengdiyimeiren，buguaicuixiongxiangniandejin。”
yibangrendadanaonao，zuilihunhuayitaojieyitao，daoledongfangwai，yourenzuolegejinshengdeshoushi。
yuanxiangzuonongyixiaxiaoliangkou，quetingdaolimianchuanlaipilipalayizhenxiangdong。
cuiyuanyibatuikaimenchuangjinqu。
zhijiandishangliangjuyishanbuzhengdeshenzijiuchanniudazaiyiqi，yigeshitadexinhunqizisongweiyu，lingyigezeshi——
傻子缙王君墨云。
cuiyuandangchanglengzhu，zheihetayuxiangdebuyiyang。
qitarenmobumudengkoudai。
songweiyuzhongyuhuiledianliqi，qizainanrenshenshang，chaozhejunmoyundelianshanghenhenshanqu，bianshanbianma：“wangbadan。”
tabangeshenzibeizhuozidangzhu，jianjinleren，youxunsuchexiapangbiandezhuobuguozhushenzi，moleshichuhunshenliqiyiquanzazaijunmoyundelianshang。
junmoyuntanzaidishang，shuangjiahongzhong，zuijiaoyebeitazachulexue。
tabiandakubianzhizhesongweiyu，duichuangjinlaidezhongrenshuo：“tadawo，nimenkuaidianzhuazhuta。”
“我要杀了你。”
cuiyuannuhongzheyanjiuyaochaozhejunmoyunpuguoqu，quebeishenhouyizhongrensisilazhu。
neikeshijinwang，bukea！
suishuojinwangshigeshazi，xingshifengfengdiandian，keyebushitamennengdezuideqide。
yuanbenyichanghemurenaodehunli，jieguoquenaodaolebixiamianqian。
“啪。”
dadianshang，xiangqiyidaoxiangliangdeerguangsheng。
songshijuzheshou，duisongweiyupokoudama：“niezhang，songjiadeliandouyaobeinijidiuguangle，haibukuaikuaiyisixiezui。”
songweiyulianshang**ladeteng，haizailiqingtouxudetazheicaifanyingguolai。
yanqianzheinanrenzhengshitazheijushentidefuqin，dangchaohubushangshusongshi。
yuanzhushigeshunv，taniangzaitaxiaoshihoubeiyuanwangtourenjijinlezhulong，liandaizheyuanzhuyebutaosongshidexihuan，shenzhihaiduitawubiyane，babudetaganjinqusi。
yinweizheige，yuanzhuxiaoshihouzaihouzhaikemeishaoshoudimuhedijiecuomo。
songweiyunudengzheta，youshouwoquanchunchunyudong。
songshijiantayifanchangtai，yanzhongxionghenbilu，yifuxiangduizijidongshoudeyangzi。
talianshangnuhuogengshen：“**，nixiangganma？nanbuchenghaixiangdawo，yebupabeitiandaleipi。”
“够了！”
shangmianchuanlaiyishengweiyandehezhisheng。
songweiyuyangtouwangqu，zhijiannianlaodediwangshenchuanminghuangfushizuozailongyishangfushizhetamen。
erneigejiaojinwangdenanrenzhanzaiyipang，wuzhehongzhongdelian，haipadinudengzheta。
songweiyuduizhetabilegezhongzhi，zuiliqingshengmadao：“chusheng。”
junmoyunchadianyouyaokule。
tasuikanbudongneigeshoushi，yetingbuqingduifangdehua，dantaquenengcongduifangxionghendebiaoqingshangcaidaoshizaimaziji。
wensudisaolepangbianbiqinglianzhongdejunmoyunyiyan，renbuzhuyizhentouteng。
tazhiqipangbiandechazhong，duijinwangdejiaopangzaleguoqu，hentiebuchenggangdao：“hunzhangdongxi，juranzuochuzheidengchoushi，nihaiyaobuyaolian？”
junmoyunbeitaheleyitiao，zaiyerenbuzhuyoudakuqilai。
“erchen，erchenbuxiangde，shitalazheerchendeshoushuoyaodaochuangshangwande，sheizhigangwandaoyibantajiuzouerchen。”
wensudilianseyining，lenglengdisaolesongweiyuyiyan。
jinwangjibianzaisha，neiyeshitadeerzi，shitianhuangguizhou，daibiaodeshihuangjiahetadelianmian，qinengbeitajiaoxun。
“求陛下明察啊。”
songweiyulimaliuzheleiguilexialai，zhuangzuoyifurouruodeyangzi。
“minnvdangshibeiqinfan，haipajilecaihuiduidianxiadongshou。”
junmoyunbujiedinaolenaotou：“shenmejiaoqinfan？mingmingshinizoudewo，nihaimawo......”
tingdaojunmoyundehua，songshixianxiezhanbuwen。
tapabixiaguaizui，youzhizhetamaleqilai：“niezhang，weifuyiweinijiarenzhihouhuianfenshouji，meixiangdaonibujingouyinjinwang，haidashangta，woruoshini，jiuyitouzhuangsi。”