guoran,meiyihuier,tanzhinuojiufaxianxiaotangbaoliuxiadeanhao。
zaixiaotangbaokaishijiechufangshenshushi,tanzhinuotongshiyejiaotazenmeshiyonganhao,weidejiushiyifangwanyi。
shunzhexiaotangbaoliuxiadeanhao,tanzhinuohenkuaijiuzhaodaoxianchang,tadaodeshihou,huairenzhenglinzheliangxiaodouding,dasuanwanglingyibianzou,“xiangguaizouwodehaizi,niwenguolewoma?”
tingdaomamadeshengyin,youxiehoupadexiaotangbaolikekuzhehanqilai,“mami,zheigehuairenyaozhuatangbaohexiaogegequmaiqian!”
huairengangcaigaoxingguotou,yibuxiaoxinjiuba“nengmaigedajiaqian”zheizhonghuajishuochukoule,rangxiaotangbaotingdaole。
huairenyikanyoudarenlaile,xianshiyijing,zaiyidingjing,liangyanlikefachuelangbandelvguang。
zheigenvrenyouduopiaoliangduohaokan?
zaitakuifadecikuliyixizhijidelianggeci——xiuhuabiyue,chenyuluoyan。
zezeze,zheiyangdenvren,tajiushiqiongjinyisheng,pashidoumobudaotadexiaoshouerba?
sizhouzhenghaomeiren,ranghuairendetannianshunjianpengzhang,jiangtadelizhitunmei。
tayiwei,jianglianggexiaopihaidayun,jiupingtanzhinuozheimeyigejiaoxiaoshouruodenvren,jueduibukenengshitadeduishou,daoshijiuzhinengrangtaweisuoyuwei。
kesheicengxiang,tayanzhongdetannian,gouqiletanzhinuodemouxieshenetongjuedehuiyi。
yuanbentazhixiangdiandaoweizhidijiaoxunyixiazheigerenbianzide,zheixiazi,tagaibianzhuyile……
“a……jiuminga……”renbianzidouhaimeikanqingtanzhinuoshizenmechushoude,lianghaizijiubeiduozoule。
zaiyigezhayandegongfu,tajiuyijingbeiliaodaozaidishangle,quantoujiuxiangyudianbanluozaitashenshang。
“xiaogege,womamishibushihenlihai?”
xiaotangbaoyilianzihaodikanzheshenpangdexiaonanhaier,“womamishiquanshijiezuilihaidemamila!
nifangxine,womamilaile,zaimeiyourenganqifuwomenla。”
xiaonanhaierjinminzhechun,daimenglengmodexiaolianshang,youzhenongnongdefangbeijingti,tajiuxiangyizhizaishenlinlihefumuzousanledexiaoshouyiyang,jinzhang、jingtidifangbeizhezhouweideyiqie。
buguo,tazaikanxiangxiaotangtanghetanzhinuoshi,yanjinglidejingtihefangbeimingxianjianshaoxuduo。
tameiyoushuohua,zhishianjingdikanzhetanzhinuoshoushirenbianzi。
xiaotangbaosihuyeyishidaotadebutongzhichule,shengpashangdaoxiaonanhaierdezizunxinyiban,xiaoxinjijidiwenta,“xiaogege,nishibushishengbingle,shuobulehua?”
xiaonanhaierxianshiyaoleyaotou,ranhouyoudiandiantou。
tayoushiyaotou,youshidiantoudejudong,baxiaotangbaojizhengmengle,waizhexiaonaodaiyizhizaixiangyaxiangya,xiaogegedaodishibushiyinweishengbing,suoyibuhuishuohuadeya?
neitou,tanzhinuohenkuaijiubarenbianzijidadeyuntouzhuanxiang,pazaidishangqibulaile。
tadoulandegenzheige**feihua,zhijienaqishoujibaojingle。
daolejingju,yicha,caizhidaozhei**shigeguanfan,jingtadeshoubianmaichuqudehaizijingrangaodashige。
这挨千刀的畜生!
tanzhinuodunshihouhui,gangcaixiashouqingle,yinggaibatajizouchengbanshenbusuicaidui!
xianzairenyijingjiaodaojingchashouli,ziranlunbudaotacaoxinle。
haiyoutamencongrenbianzishoulijiuxiadeneigenanhaizi,yeyibingliuzaijingju,youjingchashushubangzhezhaotadejiaren。
sheicengxiang,dezhizijiyaobeidanduliuxialai。
xiaonanhaierjiuxiangyizhihaipabeipaoqidexiaoshouyiyang,qieqiedizhuazhetanzhinuodeyijiao,jinzhang、haipa、buandikanzheta。
tanzhinuozuobudaohenxinhulvehaizideyanshen,zhihaoquzhaojingchatongzhishangliang。
feilehaodayifangongfu,jingchatongzhicaitongyitadetiyi——youtaxianbangzhezhaoguxiaonanhaier。
yizuoyiyou,qianzhelianghaizizhunbeihuijiashi,tazheicaifaxian,xiaonanhaierdeshouhentang。
dunxialai,shenshouwangtaetoushangyitan。
发高烧!
zheitiwen,jueduishangle39duyishangle。
39dudegaoshao,duihaizilaishuo,xiangdangweixian。
tanzhinuobugandange,ganjinbaoqixiaodouding,duixiaotangbaojieshidao,“tangbao,xiaogegefashaole,mamadebaozhexiaogege,nizijiyaogenjinmama,nengzuodedaoma?”
“baozhengmeiwenti!”xiaozhuazijinjinzhuazhetanzhinuodeyijiao,xiaotangbaoxinshidandandibaozheng。
huailidexiaodoudingjishou,takanzheyinggaihexiaotangbaochabuduoda,quebixiaotangbaoqingduole。
xiangqizheiyilulaijingju,xiaodoudingyiyanbufa,xianggezibizhengdehaiziyiyang,zhishifangbeijingtidikanzheta。
tanzhinuodexin,momingyouxieteng。
zheihaizidaodizaoguoshenmezui?
caibazijizhetengdeyidianroumeizhang,zhishengxiayifugujiazi?
tanzhinuodeche,haitingzaishangchangdetingchechang。
jiaolaidewangyueche,ziranmeiyouertongzuoyi。
tayishoubaozhexiaodouding,yishoulouzheshenpangdexiaotangbao,bushihaidikanchakanxiaodoudingdeqingkuang。
“shifu,nengbunengmafanni,zaianquandetiqianxia,kaikuaidian?haizidoukuaishaoyunguoqule。”
faxianxiaodoudingkuaiyunguoqule,tanzhinuoxinjirufen。
sijishigezhongnianren,jialiyeyouhaizi,nenglijietadexinqing,daoyemeiyoubunaifan,“wojinliang。”
tanzhinuoyixinpuzaixiaodoudingshenshang,shibushihaidefenshenzhaokanxiaotangbao,genbenfenbuchujingli,zaiquliuyiwaimiandelukuang。
“ge,shiwodecuo!wozuigaiwansi!
ruguoxiaoxuanyougesanzhangliangduan,woyebuhuole。”mozijiyibiankaizheche,yibianshengleijuxiadichanhuizhe。
jintian,tageyoushidaolinshichucha,linshibaerzimozexuanjiaojitadai。
mozijishigezuobuzhuderen。
zaijialidaihaizi,juedetaiwuliao,youancuocuoxiangzhe,xiaoxuanyeyouyiduanshijianmeifanbingle,batadaichulai,zhiyaozijikanjindianer,yebuhuichudashide。
sheicengxiang,zijiyigeshuhu,daodihaishichushile。
xiaoxuanzijitoutoucongjiudianpaochuqule。
dengmozijifaxianshi,yijingzhaobudaorenyingle。
tabudebubatadagemochenyiconglinshijiaohuilai,feilelaodajingercaichadao,haizichadianbeirenbianziguaizoule,zuihoubeihaoxinrenjiuxialai,xianzaizhengzaijingju。
yitingshuoyaodaojingjujiezhizi,zuoweizuikuihuoshoudemoziji,likegoutuierdipaoshanglaichongdangsiji,“ge……”
“haohaokainideche!”houzuoshang,qichangqiangdarusidenanren,touguohoushijing,lengyanrurendengletayiyan。
danfandanzixiaodianerde,doudebeizheigeyanshenjihedezhijieguixiale。
mozijicongxiaojiuchutage,beitadengdedunshibuganshuohuale。
buguo,tagezheigeyanshen,jiusuanzhendehuanhuachengliren,guatajidaoyebusuanshenme;
yaoshirangtajialaoyezihelaotaitaizhidao,tamendexinganbaobeibeizijinongdiule,tajintianfeidebeitamenhuobolebuke。
jingjujiuzaiqianmianbuyuanchule,zheihuierlukuanglianghao。
dajiaxinlidoudianjizhezhizideanwei,mozijibianancuocuocaixiayoumen,bachesutileqilai。
raner,jiuzaizheishi,pangbiandexiaochadaoshang,yiliangdiandongche,xiangzhimeitoucangyingyiyangjisuchonglechulai。
qingjizhixia,mozijixiayishidiwangfanfangmiandazhefangxiangpanbikaita,“ping”deyisheng,quezhongzhongzhuangshanglegebichedaodewangyueche。
“haizi!”chezibeizhuangdehenhenwangpanghuangqushi,tanzhinuoyidanshouzhilikendinghubuzhuhuailidexiaodouding。
keshi,ruoshimeiyoudarenhuzhe,xiaotangbaoyehuibeizheiguguanlishuaichuqude。
weijizhishi,tanzhinuoguoduanshouhuihuzaixiaotangbaoshenshangdeshou,xianjinjinhuzhuhuailidehaizi,zaixiaotangbaobeishuaiqishi,yizijidebeiweiroudian,zaihuzhuxiaotangbao。
huangluanzhixia,yebuzhidaotadetouzhuangdaonaer,yizhenxuanyunxilai,“baohuhaizi!”
tanzhinuozhilaidejihanchuzheijuhua,suihoubianxianruhunmizhong。