“啪！”
qingcuideerguangzaianjingdefangjianlixiangqi，poladeshengyinsuizhierlai。
“nizheigebuyaoliandexiaosan，bieyiweiniyoujifenzisejiukeyigouyinwonanren，gaosuni，zhiyaowomeisi，nixiuxianggenzuoshangxitaitaideweizhi！”
yunxiwuzhelianjia，kanzheyipangzhanzhebushuohuadenanren，yanlitouzheyisiqiliang，muguanghenkuaidizhuanxiangyanqiandexionghandenvren，muguangzhongtouzheyisizenghen。
“不要脸！”
nvrenyangqishou，youshiyibazhang。
“ka！”changwaidaoyandahanleyisheng，ranhouduizheyanzhengzhudenvzi，diantouhayaodao，“qinjie，zheichangxiguole，shaoweixiuxiyixia，jiukeyipaishexiayichangle。”
yunxijianmeirenlita，wuzhe**ladelianzhuanshenquleweishengjian，congjingzilikanzhehongzhongdelianjia，anantankouqi。
gangcaibuxiaoxinzhuangleqinjieyixia，xiangbudaohuizhaolaizheiyangdebaofu，zheiliangbazhangkeshiyonglebuxiaodelidao，ganjinyongfendicaleca，wugenshouzhiyinyiranzhegaibuzhu。
fanzhengjiexialaiyemeiyoutadexifenle，yunxinazhezijidedongxijiulikailepaishedefangjian。
yizouchufangjian，yunxijiujuedezijimilule。
zheilishiyunanshizuihaohuadejiudian，yinweiqinjiedemianzi，jiudiancairangjuzuzaizheilipaishesantiande‘zhuajian’xi。
tazailoucenglizhuanyoulexujiu，caikanjianleqianmiandedianti，zhengxiangshangqian，datuiquebeishenmedongxijinjindibaozhule，yiditou，yunxikanjianyigewusuizuoyoudexiaonanhaizhengjinjindibaozhetadedatui。
xiaonanhaiyangzhetoukanzheta，fendududexiaolianrutongbaoziyiban，piaoliangdedayanjingzhujianmengshangyicengwuqi，sihujiukuaikule。
“xiaopengyou，nizenmele？”yunxikanjiantamengdadadexiaoyanshen，dunshixindouronghuale。
“我……”
xiaobaozizhengxiangshuohua，zoulanglingwaiyibian，chuanlaileyigenanrencukuangdeshengyin，hedetaquanshenbutingdizhandouzhe。
“zhishirangnixizaoeryi，nijuranganluanpao！”nanrenyibianzhouma，yibianchaozheliangrenzouleguolai，yibazhuaizhexiaobaozidegebodao，“ganjingenwohuiquxizao！”
xiaobaozigengjiayonglibaozheyunxidedatui，sihuobukenfangkai。
“woburenshini！nishihuaidan！”xiaobaozinalishinanrendeduishou，henkuaijiuposhitafangkaiyunxi，liangzhixiaotuibutingdezaikongzhongshijingdongdanzhe，chaozheyunxidefangxiangzhangkaishou，kuhanzhe，“mama，mamajiuwo……”
yunxijuedeyouxiebutaiduijing，kanzhenanrenduihaizimeiyousihaodelianxi，erqietashenshangdeyifupaizibixiaobaozidechalebushao，taxinli“gedeng”yisheng，nandaoshuoyudaorenfanzile？
tounaoyire，tadabushangqian，yibajiangxiaobaozibaozaihuaili。
“niganshenme？！”nanrenjianyourenqianghaizi，daheyisheng，“tashiwoerzi！”
xiaobaoziyipu，pujinyunxidehuaili，shuangshoujinjindibaozhetadebozi，hunshenbutingdizhandouzhe，rangyunxidexindoutengle。
“nierzi？！”yunximizheyanjing，qishibushurendixiaodao，“zhenshikexiao，wolaogongshenmeshihoubianchengnile！”
nanrenbuyoudeyileng，muluxiongguangdao：“shaoduoguanxianshi，fouzelianniyiqizuodiao！”
yunxiganjinbaozhexiaobaozizhuanshenjiupao，shenhoudenanziyileng，ganjinzhuileshanglai。
nvrendetinengbenlaijiumeiyounanrenhao，genghekuanghaibaozheyigehaizi。
yunxihenkuaijiubeinanrenjiduzailejiaoluoli。
“taoa，kanninenggoutaodaoshenmedifangqu！”
“xiaobaozi，yihuierzhaozhunjihuijiupao，zhidaoma？”
yunxibuguanxiaobaozinengbunengtingdong，tajianghuailidexiaobaozifangxialai，huzaizijishenhou。
“pao？！heng，lianggedoupaobule！”nanrenluchuyisiningxiao，“wuyizhongzhuangjianzheigexiaodongxi，bendasuanshunshoulaoshangyibi，meixiangdaobaidajiyigerucipiaoliangdenvren。”
yunxilianseyihei，lunqiquantoujiuchaozhenanrendelianshanghenhendaleyiquan，shunshiyijiaotizailenanrendexiashen，zhikanjiantashuangshouwuzhexiashen，shuangyandengyuan，yifujiqinanshoudeyangzi。
taganjinzhuanshenlazhekandailedexiaobaozikuaisutaoli，gangyiguaijiao，jiuzhuangshangleyidujieshiderouqiang，zhendetalianliantuihou。
yuanyiweitayushangleneigerenfanzidetonghuo，taiqiyanshihou，caifaxianshijianshangjuranyourucihaokandenanren。
heisededuanfa，ruyingyibanxilibinglengdeyanmou，zaidengguangxiashensuirutan，fangfoduokanyiyanjiuhuibeishenshendixiyinzhu，zhujianxianrutamoudidexuanwozhizhong。
daokebandewanmeijunlian，haowutiaotidejingzhiwuguan，fangfoconghuazhongzouchulaiyiyang。
tashibushinaozizhuanghuaile，weishenmehuijuedezheigenanrenjunmeiderucibuzhenshi，rumengruhuan？
ruobushiduifangsanfachulaideshangweizheqixi，tazhenyiweizijizaizuomeng。
“**，nibiepao！”nanrenkuaisudizhuileshanglai，meixiangdaohuiduochuyigenanren。