第1章谢家闹剧
“喂，喂，醒醒！”
xieanningbeiyishuangjianjiandejiuhongsexigaogenxietixing，rouzhejiyuzhaliedenaodai，jingkongdezuoqilaikanzhezhouweideren。
“zheishinali？ningningyaohuijia！woburenshinimen！”
jimujincuqilemei，manlianxianqidishangxiadaliangzhexieanning，neikuaizhegailedabanzhangliandehongbanzheshixianyan。
“zenmeyiduanshijianbujian，chouchengzheigemoyang！”jimushangxiadalianglexieanningyiyan，yanzhongshihaobuyanshideyane。
“mami！haishinixiangdezhoudao！nawodebazihuangchengshijiejiede！xianzaizhiyaobazheigechoubaguaiguaiguaidepianshangchejiajilujiadeneigehuosiren，jiuwanshidajile！”
xiesiyipobujidaiyaoxianjiejuediaozheigemafan！
“sheiyaojiaren？ningningbuyaojiaren，ningningyaochitangtang！”xieanningzhuaqichuangbianfameideechoudemantoujiuyaowangzuilisong，queturantinglexialai。
“piaoliangayi，ningningbatangfenjinichiba，haochidedongxiyaoyiqifenxiangcaidui！”shuowanbudengtamenmunverrenfanying，yiguechoudeweidaojiumanyanzaileliangrendekouzhong。
“ou！ou！”liangrenzhibuzhuyizhenzhenganou，“kuaidianlairen，bazheigefengpozi，choubaguaijiwobangqilai，miandezaifashenjing！”jimukanzhezaoxin，xinxiadasuandaoshihoubangyeyaobaxieanningbangshangche！
“piaoliangayi，ningningdetangbuhaochima，ningningyaohuijia，ningningbuyaodaizaizheili，zheilimeiyoutangchi！”xieanningzhibuzhukuangjiao。
“furen，zheidaxiaojieguoliangtianjiuyaojiadaolujiale，ruguomanshenshanghen，zhipalujiameineimerongyihunongguoqu......”naimakanbuguoqu，shangqianbangqiang。
“zhaozhezheiyisi，wohaidehaochihaohesihouzheigefengpozibucheng，tayizhizheimenaoxiaqu，sheishoudele，duile”jimuyanzhuyizhuan，“neilaoyezizhiqianbushigenzheigechoubaguaiguanxihenhao，ranglaoyezigenhezheigechoubaguaishuoyishuo，yexunengcheng，yimianwozaifeishen！”
xieanningzongsuananjingxialaile，beirendaizheraoguozoulangqulezuilimiandeyuanzi，neishixielaoyeziyangbingdedifang，zheiliguangxianhenan，zhouzaokongqichaoshi，shizaibushiyiyangbing。
“yeye，ningning，laikannile！”xieanningyiliantianzhendekanzhexielaoyezi，suirantarenbudesuoyouren，danshiyeyetaqueyizhijide，zheiyeshitazaishishangweiyideqiangua。
xielaoyezijiuweidexiaorongfuxianzailianshang，“ningningguai，yeyeyougeyaoqiu，xiangningningbangmang，ningningyuanyima？”
“宁宁愿意！”
“yeyexiangningningguaiguaidejiadaolujia，lujiayouhenduodehaochide，youhenduorengenningningwaner，ningningyuanyima？”
“ningningyuanyi！ningyuyaoqulujianahaochideyeyechi！”
xielaoyeziluchuxinweidexiaorong，tianyiruci，yiqiejiukantazijidezaohuale。
rizianjingdeguoleliangtian，jinwanxieanningjiuyaobeidaidaolujia，wanbadianshixinniangzijinlujiadejishi。
cikeyijingwudianershile，xieanningbeianpaizaijianloudexiarenfangneishoushi，kexieanningsihuoyekenpeihe，jimuzhihaoqinziguolaichakan。
“yigegebenshoubenjiaode，yebuzhidaoguyongnimenyiqunchiganfanderen，zuoshenme，rangkai，woqinzilai。”jimubuguanbugu，balexieanningdeyifukaishichuandai，yebuguanxieanningjiaohanzhetengtong。
“aaa！”turanjimudajiaoleqilai，yongrenmengegemianmianxiangqu，buzhifashengleheshi。
tamanshenshixue，naqishencedegunzijiuyaowangxieanningshenshangzaqu，“nigedaomeicuide，nixiangzhasiwo，kanwobudasini！”yankanzhegunzijiuyaozadaoxieanningdenaodai，quebeixiesiyijilanxiale。
“mami，buxing，zheilujiadechemashangjiuyaoshangmenle，zheishihoujiejieruomantoushixuekezenmedele，neijiudewojiaguoqule，xianrenzhebamami！”xiesiyirenbuzhuzhoumei，zhixiangzhedengaiguolezheiyigexiaoshi，rihouzaihaohaoshoushizheifengzi。
jimurenzhetong，tongyile，yanxiahaishixianbazheigefengzijiaguoquzaishuo！
“piaoliangayinizenmebudale？ningningdengzhenidani，nibudawokeyaodale，womenxianzaizaiwanzharenyouxie，sheitingxialaisheijiuyaoaida！”haibudengmunverrenfanying，xiesiyidegeboshangjiubeizhaleyituanxuedianzi。
xieanningnazhezhenxianbaowandebuyilehu，shaziliqidaodishida，jigerendouzhuabuzhuta，youbuganrangtaliuxiashenmeshangkou。
xieanningkanzhezheimeduorengentawan，genglaijingerle，lunqigunzijiuduijimuyixiazi，jimuzhijiebeiqiaodeqihunbasu，xianxuegungundeliuxialai，“zhenhaowan，piaoliangayitoushangyouhaoduocaomeiweierdeguojiang，piaoliangayizhenhao，peiningningwaner！”