第3章 傻子,起来了?(1434字)

“niwangxiang!wojiushijiajigeyigeshazi,woyebuhuijiajinizheiyangderen!”

linqingqingwenyan,lijilishengchidao。

zheigesunwenshiqinhuangshiyoumingde**,tazaojiutingshuoguo,qianjitianzheigesunwenhaibayigenvdaxueshenggaohuaiyunle。

“hehe,xingzihaitinglie,buguowojiuxihuanliexingdema,zheiyangzhengfuqilaicaiyouganjue,”

“niyaozhidaonimenlinjia,xianzaizaiqinhuangdeshangliujiazulijiurulouyi,hewomensunjialianyinshinimenquanjiajibeizixiulaidefufen,yeshinimenweiyidexiwang,dongma?”

sunwenmanlianhuaixiaozuijiaoshangyang:“huozhejinilingyitiaoluxuan,neijiushijintianwanshanglaiwanhaojiudianpeiwoyiye!neiyangwoyekeyikaolvjiujiunimenlinjia!ruhe?”

“niwangxiang!nizheige**。”

linqingqingqidexiongkouneilianggedabaitushangxiaqifuzhenuduidao。

“fangsi,nizenmehesundashaoyeshuohuani!”

wangxueyingdangjinudao,henhendejilelinqingqingyigebazhang。

“xiaonvbudongshi,sunshaokeqianwanbuyaojianguai!wanshangwojiujininbatasongguoqu”

wangxueyingdexianmeidebiaoqing,linglinqingqingshifenexin,zijikeshitadeqinguinva!

pingshizaijialiqifutayejiubale,zaiwaimianhaiyaobatasongjibierendangwanwu?

wenyansunwengengdeyile,zuijiaoshangyangdegenggao:“jiushi!yaodongdeshunshierwei,ayishiguolairen,bukenenghaini,buyaojingjiubuchichifajiu。”

“ma,worenshidongfangzhanshen!taguojitianyaohuilaibangwomenlinjia!”

此话一出语惊四座!

neikeshidaxiadedongfangzhanshen,daibiaozhewuxianderongyao,bieshuorenshidongfangzhanshenrangdongfangzhanshenbangmangle,jiushinenghedongfangzhanshenjiangemiandagezhaohu,huijiajiugouchuijibeizidele。

linqingqingwuzhezijihongzhongdelianjiajixugengyandao:“ma,wogaosunishinianqianwojiudeneigeshaonianyijingchengzhangweidongfangzhanshen,zhiyaozhaodaoneiweitongtianrenwu,womenlinjiajiubuyongbajiesunjia。”

“he!zhanshen?shinianqiandeneigewangfannishuotahuishidongfangzhanshen?tayaoshizhanshen,neisunshaoqibujiushiyuhuangdadile。”

wangxueyingbuxiedao,takebuxiangxinshinianqiandeneigewangjiafeiwu,huishixianzaiwanwanrenzhishangdezhanshen。

linwenwenyeshimanliandebuxiechaofengdao:“woshuowodedajiea!jiusuantazhendechenglezhanshen,xinwennimeikanma?dongfangzhanshenyijingsizailecheshang!nidouduodaletahuilaibangnizheizhongguihuanizenmedouxin?nizhenshijiwomenlinjiadiuren,yihoubieshuonishiwojiele。”

在场的人笑成一团。

“haha,haixiangnadongfangzhanshenhehuwo?jiupingnimenlinjiayepeirenshizhanshen?nimenlinjiajizhanshenxijiaodoubupei。”

sunwenxiaodegengjiafangsizhiji!

“zaishuojishizhenderenshidongfangzhanshennayouzenmeyang?xianzaisuoyourendouzhidao,tasizaileneiliangcheshang,nishirangwoqupayigeguima?hahaha..."

zheihuaranglinqingqinggandaoyizhenjuewang......

linqingqingnujifanxiaodaojiaoquweiweizhandou:“hao!jiusuanwosile,yebuhuijianizheizhongren。”

sunwendunshinaoxiuchengnu,yijiaochuaizaitadeduzishang,zhijiejiangtachuaidaozaidi!

jingenzhe,youshihenhenyijiaochuaixiaqu!

“made,jinidianlianleshiba?!gaosuni,laozirangnizuowonvren,zheishitemetaijuni!remaolewo,xinbuxinwogaosuzhangjia,rangniquanjiadoujiwodanggou!”

sunwenyibiandama,yibianehenhendewanglinqingqingdejiaoqushangti!

faxiezheicongyijinmenyilaidefennu!zaiqinhuangchulezhangjiahaimeirenganduitazheiyang。

yaoshibiedenvde,guangtitamensunjiademinghaojiuzaojiubeitagaodaochuangshangle,meitianzhudongduitatouhuaisongbaodemeinvjiubuzhidaoyoujibai。

kezheigelinqingqingjiushiyouyanbujin,juzijiyuqianlizhiwai。

zijidebudaodedongxibianhuileta.....

sunwenmanlianyinxiaokanlekanshenhoujigebiaoxingdahan:“nimenjigezaiwohoubianpaidui...”

sunwenjiuzaizhongmukuikuizhixiasilanlinqingqingdeyifu,jiezhelinqingqinglouchuledapiandapianxuebaidejifu....

sunjiashaoyerucichangkuang,nuodadeyiyuan,jingwurenganlan!

bijing,zheikeshishengjiyishidesunjia!beihouhaiyouzhangjiachengyao,sheigandezui!

就在这时。

yizhiqianziyibandeshou,mengranconghoumianqianzhuletadegebo,sunwendegeboyidongyedongbule。

“zaigandongtayixia,nihuisi。”

sunwenbeihouchuanlaijingtiandeshayi!dangkaicengcengjiyun,zhichongjiutian!

zhongrenwenshengkanqu,zheibuzhengshitangzaichuangshangdeneigeshazima?

tashishenmeshihoucongbingchuangshangqilaide!?