第六章可笑至极
dasuankanyikanluoyandaodiwanshenmebaxidelihaoyu，bingmeiyouzhejidongshou。
fanshidianzheleyizhiyan，zuodaoleyipang。
buyihuigongfu，dangzhaoqianhuiguoshendeshihou，jiliangxiaochejiuyitingzailewafangmenwai。
cheshang，zouxiayidaqunnazhedaogunderen，xiongsheneshadezoulejinlai。
“jiefu！kuaipaoa！”zhaoqianfengkuangdedahou。
yanjianzijideshouxialaile，luoyanxinzhongdeshajigengnong，tayanshenyining，zhizhelihaoyudahoudao：“pao？wangnalipao！shang，jiwonongsita！”
suizheluoyandehualuo，neixieluojiadedashoumen，quanbuxianglihaoyushaleguoqu，tamenhenlizhiji，daogunzhimiaoxianglihaoyudeyaohai，dayoudangchangsharendejiashi！
“buyaoa！luoshaoye！fangguowomenba！”zhaoqianmengdeketouqiuqing，huitouyikan，xinzhonggengjile。
yinwei，lihaoyuhaishiyidongbudongdezuozaimenjianshang......
nandao，jiefuyefangqilezhengzha？
yedui，luojiagenbenbushitakeyidikangde，zhikexilejiejie，kudengduonian，jingshizheibanjieguo！
zhishi，jiuzaidiyigedashoudeliren，jijiangchupengdaolihaoyudeshunjian，tazhongyudongle。
shouzhiyiqu，zhishiqingqingyidan，bianjiangneirenshouzhongdelirendanfei，jinjiezhe，fanshouyibazhang，neidashouzhenggerenjiuyidaofeichuqu！
qushixiongmeng，zhiyadaolehoumiansanren，zheicaigunluozaidi。
ercishi，lihaoyuyebujibuhuandezhanleqilai，yibuyibudezouxiangluoyan。
“shanga！yiqunfeiwu，doujiwoshang！shaletaa！”
jiandaolihaoyujingrucishengmeng，luoyanganggangluoxiadekongju，zaicishengqi，tafengkuangdecuicuzheshouxia，xianglihaoyuzaicikanqu。
kexi，zheiyiqiebingmeiyouyong。
“啊！”
“我曹！”
“呀！”
惨叫声，不断惊起。
lihaoyudebufa，henman，kemeiyibutachu，biyouyirenbeitarengchusanwumiyuan。
buguanchonglaiduoshaoren，rengshiwufazulanqibanbu！tajiuhaosiyizunxingzoudegangtiebaoleiyiban，wukepidi，chuzhijimie！
mianduiciqingcijing，bukeyishideluoyan，zhongyuchedihuangle，zhishi，tadeqiuraosheng，yijiushirucidekexiao。
“ni！nibuyaoguolai！wokeshiluojiadeshaoye，**diekeshishashenjundeqinlao！niyaoshigandongwoyixia，tamenjuebukenengfangguoni！nixianzaizhiyouyitiaolukeyixuan，haohaodejiwodaoqian，zheijianshijiukeyisuanle......”
话还未说完。
lihaoyuyishizoudaoletadejinqian，shenmeyebushuo，yibazhangjiujiangtahenhendeanzaidishang。
shunjian，toupoxueliu，canburendu！
shayidazhangdelihaoyu，bingmeiyoudasuanjiucibashou，ercike，huiguoshenlaidezhaoqian，queshiliansedabian。
tajimangqishen，paolailazhulihaoyu，quanshuodao：“jiefu！biechongdong！tashiluojiadeshaoye，luojiashiyiliudedajiazu，tabaluoquangengyushashenjundarenwuyoubabaizhijiao，heibailiangdaodoudejitajiamianzi......”
“dui！meicuo，kuaifangkaiwo！laozidebeijing，bushinizheizhongzasuinengxiangxiangde！”mankouxuemodeluoyan，dunshizaicixiaozhangqilai。
kelihaoyuhaoxiangmeitingjianyiyang，yijiaojiucaizailuoyangeboshang，guliesheng，gazhizuoxiang，jingdangchangjiucaiduanletayitiaoshoubei。
“ni！nisidingle！luojiabuhuifangguonide！”yigedashouqishen，zhuangzhedan，chaolihaoyujiaoxiao。
kelihaoyuzhishihuimouyiyan，tajiuhedeshiliangundaipadepaochulewafang。
“jiefu......”zhaoqiankanzhezheiyimu，yanzhudouchadiandengchulai，zheikeshiluoyana！luojiaweiyidedumiaoa！
wanle，zheixialuojiachedibukenengfangguojiefule！
“xingle，jiusuanlimourenfangguota，nijuede，yizhei**dezuoshifengge，tahuishanbaganxiuma？”lihaoyuzhongshikaikoujieshileyiju。
suizhehualuo，tayoushiyijiaocaixia，zaicifeileluoyanlingyitiaogebo。
zhaoqianzhanglezhangzui，wuyanyidui。
meicuo，yiguoqujinian，tamenduiluoyandelejie，cirenkeweishiyazibibao，tagenbenjiubukenengfangguotamen。
suizheyishengjieyishengdecanjiao，luoyandesizhi，henkuaijiubeilihaoyujinshufeiqu。
zaijutongde**xia，luoyanbieshuozaijiaoxiaole，jiulianchuanqiyeshizhandoude。
“jiefu，nikuai......kuaipaoba......”bujinshiluoyan，zhaoqianyeshizhandoubuan，takanjianlegangcaitaopaodejigedashou，tahenquexin，yaobuleduojiu，luojiajiuhuidairenlaizengyuan，daoshihou，zongshilihaoyuzaishengmeng，nandaoshuangquanhainengdisishouma？
“paoshenme，yaopaoyeshitaluojiapaolu。”lihaoyudandandeyaotou。
dangnianluanshi，tadumianbaguodajun，yebucengtuihouyibu，rujinbuguoshishoushiyigeluoyaneryi，tahexutuitao？
“keshi......”
“meishenmekeshi。”lihaoyuqiangshideshuozhe，shunshiyijiaojiucaizailuoyandetoushang，youjiangtacaideshiyizhenaihao，“duileqianer，nizhidaonijieshangbandedifangba？”
“zhidao，womenzhiqianshiyiqidagongde......”
“henhao，neinixianquzhaonijie，fangxin，yihuiwojiuhuiquzhaonimen！”
zhancaoyaochugen，fashenglejintianzheicha，lihaoyukecongweidasuantaobi，bieshuoluojiaderen，jiyoukenengzhaoshangmenlai，jiusuanbu，tayedinghuidengmenbaifang，yijuehouhuan。
zhaoqianyouyudekanzhelihaoyu，jiantashensejianding，wunai，zhinengyaozheyadianlexiatou，congcongliqu。
心情，很是着急。
zhaoqianhendanxinlihaoyuhuichushi，ketazhidao，tajiusuanshiliuzaizheili，yejiejuebulerenhewenti，tazhinengqiwang，luojiaderen，laidemanyidian，zheiyang，tajiukeyizhaojiejiehuilai，quanshuojiefu，moyaozaijueqiangle！
zhaoqianqianjiaogangzou，meiguojifenzhong。
henkuai，suizhejilianghaocheyudachedetingxia，yishengnuhoujiuyicongyuanchuxiangqi。
“sheirengandong**erzi？”
shengweiluo，jinbaihaodashou、hunhunmen，jiuyicongsimianbafang，fanyuerulewafang。
qianfangdailude，heranshiganggangtaopaodeneixieren，erzheixierenqueyoudiantouhayao，weizheyiweikansiyinianguobanbaidebaifalaozhe。
“gandie......jiuwo......kuaijiuwoa......”beilihaoyucaizaidishangdeluoyan，tongkudeaihaozhe。
lihaoyuzhoumei，dangchangyijiao，chuaideneiluoyanshibikoubuganyan。
suihou，tazheicaidandandetaimeidao：“luoquan？”
baifalaozhemizheyan，dingzhelihaoyu，xinzhongsuiyouxiechijing，zheinianqingrenshaqijizhong，kezuishangqueshiqianghengdedao：“laofubushiluoquan，laofunaishiqinchao，renchengqinlao！xiaozi，luoyanjiushibeinidalema？”
秦老？
zheijiushitamenkouzhong，shashenjuntuiyidedarenwu？
lihaoyushangshangxiaxia，zizixixidedaliangleyixianeilaozhe，shuoshihua，shashenjunbaqianjiangshi，meiyigedouyinggairendetalihaoyu，kezheilaozhequemingxianburenshiziji，qishenfendezhenwei，yishiwuxuduoyanle。
“meizhangyanjing，haishixiale？”
jibushishashenjunderen，lihaoyuyeshilexingzhi，zhiyouqingchuaileluoyanyijiao，tiaoxindeyoudao：“congtadawonvrenzhuyineiyitianqi，tajiuyijingshigesirenle。”
“hunzhangwanyier！ninandaomeiyoutingshuoguo，wonaishishashenjunqianqijiangzhiyi？jibianlaofurujinyituiyi，yijiukeyidiaodongshashenjundeshili，xiaozi，laofujiniyigejihui，xianzai，fangle**erzi，zaiguaiguailingsi，zheiyangnihaikeyisigetongkuai！fouze......”
“怎样？”
“laofujiangyishashenjunzhiming，zhaogaotianxia，zaijiangnidiaozaichengloushang，baoshaiqitianqiye，gongshirentuoma！rangniqiushengbude，qiusibuneng！”
zhongduodashou，yezaicishi，jianjianweizhulelihaoyu。
menwai，jielianganlaihaojiliangche，renshu，yeshiyuelaiyueduo。
kejibianruci，lihaoyuyijimeiyoubandianjuse，shenshangdeqixi，gengshiyuefadebingleng。
tazuijiaoyiyang，lengxiaodao：“kexiaozhiji，neinijiudiaojigeshashenjunderenwu，laijilimourenkankan！limourenyaoshizhouyizhoumei，neijiusuanwoshu！”