003 左病右治

【he,haibushiweilenenggouliuxialaiduozhuandianqianma?】

【tajiushigebaijinnv,nimenbuzhidaoma?tayanlijiuzhiyouqian,wanghulanlanduitaneimehao。】

【zuodenggubanxiabazijizuosizaihuangyeqiushengli。】

【takenengyiweizhishiweilejiao,pingyizhilijianchijianchijiuhao……】

gubanxiapaogoulengshuizhihou,jiuzaiyoujiaoduiyingdetengtongdiananrouleqilai。

suoyourendouyoudianmeng:???

这是什么骚操作?

yiweizheiyang,jiukeyibazuojiaodebaobao,jiroumeile?zhibojianyidunlengchaorefeng。

yourenshenzhidunshouzaizhibojian,xiangyaokankangubanxiazheimezuozhihoudejieguo,shibushihedajiacaicedeneiyang,shenzhishijiuyuanduiyucedeneiyang,【gubanxiadenaozishijinshuileba?zuojiaoshoushangtaanshenmeyoujiao!youjiaoyoumeishi!】

【gubanxiaweilexiyinliuliang,zhendeshibuxirenhedaijiale。】

【tashiyiweizheiyangjiunengbaohongma?】

【daoshihoushangkouganrandaoyaojutui,wokantazenmehuihentongku。】

【wokantabushituishangle,shinaozishangle。】

henkuai,jifenzhongshijiancengcengcengjiuguoqule。

gubanxiatingzhileanrouyoujiaoduiyingdetengtongdian。tahuodonghuodongliangshoudeshouwangu,haiyougebo,zaizhibojianguanzhongdezhushixia,manmandibazuojiaotaileqilai。

zheijushentidetizhihaishibijiaoxuruode,gangcaitushouzhuosheyijizuzhihulanlandeshanghai,jiuyijingxiaohaolejuedabufennengliang。

jinjiezhe,youanrouyoujiao,zaijiashangdabantianjurandoumeiyourenhejinshi,suoyi,yiqiedongzuodoubixuyaoyouzhedianer,miandeniudaonalixushangjiashang,debuchangshi。

zhishijiandandechuliwanzheibufen,gubanxiajiugandaoyoudianertouyunyanhuale。

buguotazhidao,zheihuierzhibojianguanzhongzhengdengzhekanta,budui,shidengzhekanyuanshendexiaohua。neitajiujingyedianer,jixukaoyizhizhichengyizhen。

zhibojiandedanmuhaizaigezhongchaofenggubanxia,【tajiubengdaba,yiweililegejianqiangderenshe,sheimeikantouside。】

【wojiayourenzainaokeshangbande,gubanxiayaoshiyuanyi,wokeyimianweiqinan,bangtaguagenaoke。】

【噗。】

【哎,她抬腿了!】

【shizuotui,buyongkandouzhidaogengyanzhongle。】

【gubanxia:xinlikujiji,houhuibutingjiuyuanduidequan。】

【活该她……】

houmiandedanmuturanjiuduanleceng。

haoyihuierzhihou,caizhongxinhuanguojingerlai,【tazuojiaoshangneimantousidebaoni???】

【shijingxiangfanzhuanlema?】【tanadeshiyoujiao,meishoushangdejiaoba?】

【dangwomenshazima,nameishoushangdejiaodaitishoushangde……】

zhongyu,youguanzhongxiang《huangdidexinyi》lineigeyazhoudengchangdexiaohai,shuoledashihua,【tazuojiaoshangdebao,juranxiaole?!】

【sheishuogubanxianaozibuhaode?tazheigezhiliaofangfajiaozuobingyouzhi,lilunyijukeyizhuisudaozhishao《huangdineijing》chengshushiqi。】

jinjiezhe,yuelaiyueduoyongruzhibojiandewangyoukepuqilai,【chulezuobingyouzhi,haiyoushangbingxiazhi,fanguolaiyekeyini。】

【qianbinghouzhilejiexia,lirubahuoguan。】

gengyourenxianshenshuofade,【wobaliushiduoyilaotou,zuoshoushouwanshangleshijinian,houlaizhaolegelihaidezhenjiuzhongyidafu,jiushitongshizhenjiulezuoyoushouduiyinghuanchudeweizhi,lianggeliaochengbangeyueshijianbudao,jiuhaole,dangshijingdewomenquanjiahaojigerenyanzhuzidouchadiandengdiao,haoshenqi!】

yeyoujianchijijiande,【gubanxiahuizhongyi?gaobugaoxiao!hulanlanzhiqianshangjiemudeshihou,meitingtashuogubanxiadayixiuxuele,erqie,xuedeshijisuanjifangmiandezhuanyema?】

【he,tajiushixiamaozhuangjiansihaozi,zouyunyihui,yezhidechuipeng?】

【baobaoxiaoshixiaole,dantengbutengni?youmeihouyizhengni?jiuji。】

yinzhezheixiezhenglun,resoubangdemowei,potianhuangtouyicichuxianleyouguangubanxiadecitiao。

#顾半夏左脚#

buguoshibaxianjiushishibaxian,meiyihuier,zheigecitiaojiuchenle。

daoshizhibojianguanzhongyongrudeyuelaiyueduo,jiemuzubaokuodaoyanzainei,dougandaoyouxieshenqi。gubanxianenggoujinzheihuangyezhibojiemu,kebushidaoyantiaode,ershiyourenyingsaijinlaide。

shixiang,yigeheiliaomanshen、muqianweizhizhiyoukankanyibuwangju,zuoweidaibiaozuodeshibaxiannvyiren,chuleheiliao,haiyoushenmenenggouweizhibodailaikandiandeni?

suoyi,zaigubanxiatushouzhuoshezhiqian,daoyanduiyuta,jiuyourutunruyizhicangyingbanexin,neishibabudeyanbujianweijing,rangtazigeganjinzuosigundande。

kegubanxiajiexialaidebiaoxian,querangdaoyanyijizhenggejiemuzudouyanqianyiliang。

xinjinyingdipeiyunmodezhiboliuliang,congkaibozhijin,yizhiweijudiyi,daoshudiyizeshigubanxia。xianzai……

daoyankanzhezuixinshuju,gubanxiajuranpingjietushouzhuosheheshoushangdezuojiaozhiyiliuxiajixuzhibo,liuliangjingranyueguoledaoshudierdehulanlan?

kanzheiqushi,haiyouwangshangpanshengdeshitou。

daoyanturanjiujuede,duigubanxiayemeineimeexinle。

jiemuzuqitarenduigubanxiadeganguan,yetongyangfashenglezhuanbian。

zhiqianyouduoxianqigubanxiajiaoruo,bushihecanjiazheizhongjiemu,bunatadangyihuishi,xianzaijiuyouduoqidai。shuobuzhun,zheiyijidehuangyeqiushengzhibo,heimashigubanxiani?

zheixiegaiguan,gubanxiabenrenbingbuzhidao。taliangwanzuojiaoshangyijingxiaoshidebaobaohou,jiudasuanmishiguofuqu。zhiyoubuchongyingyang,shentihuifuleliqi,neimezhihoudehuangyeqiusheng,caihuibianchengtadezhuchang。

gubanxiayuandihuanjingshener,meiwangjishundaidaliangzhouzaodehuanjing。

henkuai,tajiufaxianjulizijibuyuandedifang,youhongtouledeguoziguazaizhiyejian。neiyourendeseze,zaiyangguangdixiahuangdetazhiyankoushui。

wurenjiyegenzhetadeshixianzhaodaoleyeguo。

zhibojianyouguanzhonglengxiao,【gubanxiagaibuhuishixiangyaozhaineikeshushangdeguoziba?】

【jiutaneichanruotizhi?hehe,wosongtabazizhenyan:chixinwangxiang,haogaowuyuan!】

【shuhaogao,muceyeyoujicengloudegaodu。】

【nandaomeirengaosuta,neiguozishidaidude,gubanxiachilejiubupazhongduma?】

【gubanxiajiuyihuaping,taoyangui,suoyoujiabindouduitajingeryuanzhi,sheihuigaosutazheige?zaizhe,zheilikeshihuangyetaoshengjiemu,meigerendoushianjifenbigaoxiade,sheihuiweilezheimegetaoyangui,langfeidiaotaotaibierendejihuia,genbenbuzhi。】