《mamabuzaijia》deyanbotinglimian。
suoyoudejiabin、guanzhonghejiemuzudegongzuorenyuanwanquandoumeiyouxiangdaozheiyangyizhongqingkuang。
jiemucongkaishizhibodaoxianzai，zhenggeshangwudouguoqule，jingranshizheiyangyizhongfazhandeguiji。
mamabuzaijia，babazaijialidaiwa。
bengaixiezuoye、xuewudao、liangangqindezhengmianjiazhiguanzhibo，bianchengleyigexiaoyandezhanchang。
huamianlideluchennazheshuchuzhongkuidashasifang，nverluxiaoyuzaihoumianyibianjianrentouyibianxingfenjianjiao。
chengeyaodehoucaoyadouyaoyaoduanle。
tianhoushiyejingpen，zaimingbaiyulequanyidaixinrenhuanjiurendedaolizhixia，chengeyaomanmankaishiwangyulegongsinvzongcaideweizhishangzhuanxing。
luchenheluxiaoyubaoluzailemeiguangdengzhixia，zhangfuruizhizhixing，nverhuopodongshiderenshejiusuanshilizhule。
zhengshiyouzheiyidiankaolv，suoyichengeyaocaibaomingle《mamabuzaijia》。
jidadexinrenquebeiluchenbeibalegetiwuwanfu。
chengeyaodexinqingchadaolejidian！
lixiaoluxiaodezuiweidasheng，zaichengeyaotinglaijiuxiangshifengciyiban。
“geyaotianhou，woxianzaihuaiyinishiweilezhizaofanchalaituxianjiemuxiaoguo，weilejiemunengzheimexisheng，zhenshirerenqinpeia！”
chengeyaoweixiaozhongduoleyisikuxiaohefennu。
fuqingranshuohuazegengjianantingle。
“zheishiyigeshibaidedaihaizifangshi，wozhendebuzhidaogeyaotianhoudezhangfushizenmexiangde。”
“tabupeizuoyigefuqin！”
“ruguowolaogongzaijializheiyang，kongpayizhilihunxieyijiushuaizaitadelianshangle！”
气氛骤然冷了下来。
chengeyaodeliansehuranbiandehennankan，tianhouhezongcaideqiangdaqichanghuranbaofa，shengdiaomingmingbugao，shengyinmingmingbuda，quetouluchuyizhongweiyanheqishi！
“fuqingrannvshi，wodejiatinghailunbudaonilaizhishouhuajiao！”
“woyounenglijiwodezhangfuhenvertigongfuzudeshenghuo，tamenwanquanbuxuyaoneimenulichengweibierenjiadelaogonghehaizi！”
“这一点……”
chengeyaohuerlengshengyixiao。
“kongpanifuqingrannvshizuobudaoba？”
xianchangdunshifachuyizhenchoulengqideshengyin。
【shuodemeicuoa，baoshougujigeyaoyinianzhuanhaojiyi，zongcaifenhongyinianyoushijiyi，renjiazhangfuhehaiziweishenmeyaoxuexibierenjiade？】
【sharenhaiyaozhuxin？sheibuzhidaofuqingrandezhangfuqianlewuyi，yaohuanchengchengeyaozheidoubusuanshier。】
【fuqingransuanshitidaotiebanlea！】
subinfenkanzhechengeyaoyanzhuzidoumaoguangle，benlaisubinfenjinrugetandemubiaojiushichengweichengeyaozheiyangdedingjiantianhou！
fuqingranliansedunshilenglexialai。
“woshizaizhuanyedejiaodushanglaizhizhengnizhangfudecuowu……”
“nishizhizheng？”chengeyaoyelengxiaoyisheng，“neiwoshuonizuobudaoyebuguoshizaishuoyigeshishi！”
chengeyaohuranzhanqishenlai。
“wodezhangfudaihaizinaliyoubuheshidedifang，meigerendoukeyitaolun，yongwozhangfuzuoweilizi，dajiaxuedaodaihaizidezhishi，zheiyidianwoyehengaoxing！”
“danyouyidianwodexianshuomingbai，wodezhangfuhewodehaizi……”
“zheigeshijiechulewozhiwai，sheidoubunengshuo！”
zongdaoyanganjinjizhuchirenxiaoyuchuanhua。
“diyiqini，biegaodejianbanuzhangde，kongyixiachang！”
xiaoyuganjinxiaozhezhanchulaixiaodao：
“kanlaiwomenguanchatuanchengyuanhejiatingnvzhurenzhijianyouleyixiexiaoxiaodefenqi，zheiyidianshihaoshiqing，bijingmeigejiatingdoubuyiyang，meigejiatingxuyaodeqifenyebuyiyang。”
“geyaotianhouxihuandeshiyigehuankuaidejiating，erqingranlaoshikenenggengzhuzhongguijufangmian。”
“meiyousheiduisheicuo……”
subinfenhelixiaoluyezhanchulaidayuanchang。
“duiduidui，nikankanyijingzhongwu12dianle，womenshibushiyaokankanluchenyaojiyuyuzuoshenmewufanlea？”
“duiduidui，zaocankandewozhiliukoushui，wozhenxiangkankanluchenhaiyoushenmechuyini。”
chengeyaohefuqingrandoushiquanneizhanglebabaigexinyanzideren，shishizhanxianchuyisibuhaoredetaidujiuxingle，shikeerzhicaishiweirenchushizhidao。
chengeyaozhanyanyixiao，“wozhangfudechuyihaishimeideshuode，wozaiwaimianjiumeichiguobitazuodegenghaochidele！”
fuqingranyexiaodao：“zheiyidianwoyebijiaorentong，yigezhangfunengxiangluchenzheiyangyouzhegaochaodechuyi，duiyuyigejiatingdehexiehehaizidejiankangzhiguanzhongyao！”
气氛顿时就好了。
meigerendouzaicikanxiangledapingmu。
……
luxiaoyunachulebajudedaji，luchennachulebajudezhongkuilaifuzhu。
liangrenqiqishengleshiduokexing！
陆小瑜可高兴坏了。
suizheyisheng“weiketerui”debobao，zaizhangyixing！
“aoaoao，babanitailihaile，zhongkuinasisha，zheiyiju15gerentou！shuaibile！”
luchenheheyixiaofangxiashouji。
“babameipianniba？haole，daolewufanshijianle，gaosubabanixiangchishenme。”
【aiya！wozaojiumaihaolewugemantou，dasuanjiuzheluchenchaodecaichi！】
【huizuofandenanrenjiushiyoumeilia，wojiudengzhongwuzheiyidunle。】
【shangcang！qingciwoyigeluchen！】
luxiaoyusihuyinweiyouxideyuangu，biandegengjiaxiangxinluchendegaibianle，tashitanxingwenleyiju：
“baba，suirannizuodefancaitebiehaochi，kewojintianzhongwunengbunengchi……”
“什么？”陆辰问。
“吃……炸串？”
陆辰一愣。
“nishuodeshi……lubianxiaotuicheshangyongyouguozhachulaideneizhongma？”
luxiaoyudiandiantou，xiayishikanleyiquanzhouwei，zheicaixiangdaomamabuzaijia，kehaishiyadishengyindao：
“youyiciwofangxuedengnideshihou……toutouchileyidiantongxuede！”
“aiya，neigeweidaozhendeshi……juela！”
……
zhibodejihuashiluchenjiluxiaoyuzuowanfan，xiawusandianzaikaibo。
cishiyanbotinglidezhongrenhezhibojianlideguanzhongmenyiyang，douqiaoshouyipan。
陈歌谣在内心呼喊：
keqianwanbiedayingyuyuchizhachuan！
keyidingyaozhanxiannijintianbiaoxiandeweiyinengnadechushoudechuyi！
给我留点面子吧！
【jihaizixiezuoye，daihaizidayouxi，zheixiewodounenglijie，kejihaizichizheimebujiankangdedongxiwoshijieshoubulede。】
【woganjueluchenkendinghuijujueyuyu。】
【nanshentingzhu！nikexiangdianxinba！jiwojiageyaozhangdianlianba！】
huamianlideluxiaoyuyanshenqidai，chouzheluchen。
luchenmolemoluxiaoyudexiaonaodai。
“ouerchiyicimeiguanxi，dannikebiedengnimamahuilaishuolouzuile。”
陆小瑜拍手叫好。
“嗯嗯嗯！”
“wojiushuonijintianzhongwujiwozuodehongshaopaigu、jiyudoufutang、qingchaoganlanhexihongshichaojidan！”
luchenhahadaxiaoleqilai。
“真聪明！”