youlaoshizalezashe：“zheiweikaosheng，qingshuochunidexingminghebaokaozhuanyeyijinidebiaoyanqumu。”
qiaowumilemiyanjing，zheicaikanqingchupingweixishangdesangelaoshidoushishei。
熟人嘛！
tagangruxuedeshihoushibasui，tamensanweishihuayindelaoshi。
taershisuidangshanghuaguogejuyuanshouxihuaqiangnvgaoyindeshihou，tamensanweihaishihuayindelaoshi，ouerhaihuijitadangdangpeijiao。
zhibuguo，neidoushishangbeizideshile。
qiaowuqianqianyixiao：“qiaowu，baokaohuayingejuxi，biaoyanqumu，《modizhiyehouyongtandiao》。”
zheihuayichulai，yikaojiaoshilidaochudoushixiqideshengyin。
bushiyinweibiede，zhishiyinweizheiduan……
shinvgaoyinxuanjizhongdexuanjipianduan。
meigongliderenbieshuochangxialaile，meizhunyizhangzuijiuhuibeirendangchengluoshuidelvzaicanjiao。
xiangchanghao，meigeshiniandegonglixiangdoubiexiang！
简直就是地狱难度！
yigexiaoxiaoyikaoshengshanglaijiuchangzheige，tongguodegailvxiaoyudengyutaiyangheyueliangyiqizhuangdiqiu！
tashibushibuxiangshanghuayinguyigezheierdaoluanni？
zhibojianyechongmanlechaoxiao。
【hahahahayikaoshengchangyehouyongtandiao，zhenshijiwoxiaosile】
【bieshiguyilaizhaochadeba】
【yaoshisuibianyigekaoshengdounengchangzheige，zhijiejitafabiyezhengsuanle，daoshihaihuozhegansha】
【duohaokandeyigexiaojiejie，kexi，naozibutaihaoshi，langfeiledahaodejihui，zheikeshihuayina】
【wanyizheijiushirenjiadechaozuoshouduanni，suiranmeikaoshanghuayindanshilulianlea】
【nishuodeyoudaoli，huayintongshimeinv】
zhibojianlimeirenjuedeqiaowuzhendenengchanghao，daoshimenyeqiqiyaotou。
qizhongnianjizuidadeluolaoshimeitoujinzhou，yiliandebuman：“qiaowushiba？niquedinghaimeiruxuerenzhenxuexiguo，jiuyaotiaozhanzheimegaonandudequmu？wojiuzheimegaosuni，tongguodekenengjihuweiling，ruguonibuxiangkaokeyibajihuirangjiqitaren。”
qiaowumeiyouhuida，zhishihuitouduimanlianjingchadegangqinbanzoubilegeshoushishiyikaishi。
dangangqindelaoshiyibianyaotouyibiantanqi，zuihouhaishishuangshoufushanggangqindanzouleqilai。
tingzheshuxidejiezou，qiaowudezhuangtailimajiulaile。
xiangzheshangbeizigejuhuanghouderongyao，haiyouneibeiyuweidongfangjinglingdegesheng……
neixieyijingbeitalianxidaoluhuochunqingdejiqiao。
qiaowubiqilemouzi，zaizhengyan，yangshoudeshunjianqichangquankai——
“derh?llerachekochtinmeinemherzen！”
kaisang，jinpai，tiaogaoyin，yiqihecheng！
lifuqunbaidoufangfobeiyinlangzhenhandao，wufengzidong。
qingeryijudehighcjuranbabanzoudegangqinshengyindoujiyaleguoqu！
qiaowuchangdehaishideyuyuanci，meiyouyidingdianshanjiangaidongde，yaoziqingchugaoyinqingliang，yikaisangjiurangdaoshidoulengzhule。
zhei……zheihaizhenchangchulaile？
不但唱出来了！
haiyizhangzuijiushidashishuiping！
jianzhichangderangzheixiedaoshidouwudizirong！
脸被打得啪啪响！
luolaoshigengshishuadelianjiatonghong。
zheigaoyin，zheihuaqiang，shuoshihuaguoqingyidailizuiyouxiudenvgaoyindoubuweiguo！
tamenhaijiaoshenmeya？jiaoshenmeya……
guangpingzheiyiduandeshuiping，tamenqueshikeyizhijiejiqiaowufabiyezhengle！
daoshimenganjinditouzixidekanqileqiaowudeziliao，shengpashidianshitaianpaidenagegejuyishujialaizhenghuozachangzide。