第001章闭口疯
yanbeiluoshantun，zuijinfashengleyijianhenguiyideshiqing。
周寒枫成哑巴了!
yigenianjinershisuidexiaohuozi，pingrilikeshitiaotuodehen，yishoumujiangjuehuoerfangyuanbailizhineineishidingdingyoumingde，zhenggeluoshantun，jihumeijiadouhuiyouzhouhanfengzhizuodejiaju。
zhouhanfengzuohuoer，neishijijinwanmeizhinengshi，napashiyouyidianxiaoxiaci，douhuihuidiaozhonglai，meiyourenherennenggouzuzhi。
zicongyinianqianbianchengleyabazhihou，zhouhanfengjiubianle。
cunminjingchangfaxiantazaimougeqiangjiaobutingditida，laihuizhuanquan，kouzhongniannianyouci，fangfozhelemoyiyang。shenzhiyoushihaishidabaitiandeshihou，kaizheshoudiantong，donghuangyixiaxihuangyixia。
youlaomujiangshuo，zhouhanfengzuohuoertaiguo，zhuiqiujizhi，youshangtianhe。
zhidaobannianqian，zhouhanfengconghoushandaihuilaileyiduantaomuzhihou，caianjingxialai。
jinjiezhe，jiushiwuxiuzhidediaoke，wushurangrenbuzhisuoyidefuhaozaizhouhanfengdedaoxiapumanlezhengduantaomu，ranhoujiushibutingdifenge，diuqi。
zheiyiqie，zhoulaodiedoushirubujian，buwenbuwen。
meidangyebanshifen，zhoulaodiehuizaiyuanzilidianshangyizhanyoudeng，youdengbuda，quejiangzhouhanfengdezhouweizhaodexianhaobixian。
shuolaiyeshiqiguai，buguanguafengxiayu，youdengconglaijiumeiyoumieguo，keshizhoulaodiequeshiyitiantiandeqiaocuixiaqu。
zheiyiri，zhoulaodietuozheshentimianqiangdiyizaimenkuangshang，kanzheyuanzilidezhouhanfengshouzhongzhengzhujianchengxingdetaomudiao，yanshenshanshuo。
“yichidinglanfentianyou，jingxinpusheshenyechou，wengongjiechichengmeishi，biluohuangquanjiekeyou。”
zhoulaodiedehuarangzhouhanfenghunshenyizhen，shouzhongdekedaofeikuaixuanzhuan，muxiepiaoranluoxia，yigequantoudaxiaoderentoutaomudiaokuaisuchengxing。
zhihou，zhouhanfengjianqidishangdekeyoufuwendesuikuai，jiangshouzhongdetaomudiaofengduchengyigeyuanqiuzhuang，jinliushuangyanweizhi，sanfazhekongdongguiyideyouanguangmang。
“zhangshenzhangguimotiandi，liangrenliangshenlianglunhui，wuxingliudaojiekefang，congcibenmingnayinyang。”
zhouhanfengkouzhongniannianyouci，naqishenpangdemuchi，kaishizhangliangmudiao。
chizhangyichisicunyifen，taomudiaobuzubanchi，quehaoxiangliangzhibujin。suizhezhouhanfengzhangliangdesuduyuelaiyuekuai，muchijihuhuachengleyingzi，zaitaomudiaozhouweipanxuan。
meiyichiluoxia，youdengdeguangmangjiuhuiandanyifen，muchidesuduyehuijiakuaiyifen，erzhouhanfengdelianseyesuizhicangbaiyifen。
噗！
youjindengku，zhouhanfengpenchuyikouxianxue，quanshusazailetaomudiaoshang。
taomudiaohunranyitiguangmangdafang，queyoushunjianyinmei，muchipadayishengluodi。
suizhidaoxiadehaiyouzhoulaodie，lianshangguazheyisipingjinganxiangdexiaorong。
“爹！”
zhouhanfengshuangxiguidimengrankaikou，yishengbeihao，zhenjingsilin！
laodieyongyushengweierzidiandengzhilu，daizhepingjingyuanxiangyuanqu。
zhoujiafuzipingrilikoubeihenhao，zaisongzhoulaodiedeneitian，jihuquancunrendouqule。
erzhouhanfengzhiyijiangzijidelaodiezangzailefaxiantaomudedifang，tianfenpingtudeneiyike，shanhuazhanfang，yuyucongcong，yizhutaomuxinyapotuerchu，zhongrenzezechengqi，doushuozheishizhoujiadezaohua。
suoweichenguichentuguitu，yinguoziyoudingshu，huofuziyoutiandao。
cunminbuzhidaodeshi，zhouhanfengsuishenpidailidetaomudiaozhendongleyixia，yiguwubiqinqiedeganjuezaizhouhanfengxindishengqi。
tazhidao，fuzierrenheliwanchengdetonglingchiyuzaizheiyikecaisuanzhenzhenglejie，caisuanzhenzhengchengjiulechuanshuozhongdebenmingnayinyang。
erzheiyinianlaidesuozuosuowei，doushiweilequwupihui，bikoushiweileshouxin，youzouzeshiweileqingshenchuguai。
meiyoushouxiao，zaizhoulaodiexiazangdediertian，zhouhanfengjiulikaileluoshantun，suishenzhidailetonglingchiyutaomudiao，yijidiaokeyongdechizihepingdao。
meiyourenzhidaozhouhanfengqulenali，yebuhuiyourenzhidaotadeweilaihuiruhe，renmenzhizhidaoyihoukenengzaiyebuhuiyourenjitamendazaoneixiejingmeijuelundejiajule。
yinianhou，yanbeishilanhuajiedaohuilongxiang。
xiangzijintouyouyichuangzhengtiqingzhuanjiegoudeercengxiaolou，mianjibuda，kanqilaichongmanleguyun，ketingyijiaodeshuzhuopang，yigeqingnianzhengzaineilixiexiehuahua。
yongdeshizhengchangdea4zhi，zhishanghuamanlegezhongfuhao，yinyuekejianqiankunbagua、liudao、qiyaodengziyan，yipangyazheyibingchizi，haiyouyigekanqilaiyichangyuanrundetaomudiao。
咚咚咚......
jishengchenzhongdeqiaomenshengxiangqi，qingnianyouxiemangranditaiqitou，zhengshiyinianqianlikailuoshantundezhouhanfeng。
“谁啊？”
zhouhanfengqishenkaimen，menkouzhanzhesangexizhuangbitingdemoshengnanzi。
“qingwenshizhouxianshengma？”
weishounanziguozilian，nongmeidayan，kanqilaiyishenzhengqi，zhibuguokanxiangzhouhanfengdemuguangchongmanlehuaiyizhise。
zheijiushitonglaoxianshengjieshaodexuanmengaoshoumuyiren，yetaiguonianqingleba？
“wojiushi，qingwenyoushenmeshima？”
“nijiushimuyiren？”houmianliangrenyiliandebuxin。
suoweimuyiren，shitongjingyunlaoxianshengzaidiliujujizhouhanfengguadedaihao，erdiliujuzeshidaxiazaihenjiuyiqianjiuchenglidezhuanmenchuliyichangshijiandeyigebumen。
tongjingyunshiyanbeixuanmendaoguandezhushiren，yeshizhoulaodiedeshengsizhijiao，zheichuangxiaolouyeshitonglaoyezideguju。
“hehe，nimenshitonglaojieshaoguolaideba，qingjin。”zhouhanfengxiaozheshuodao，nengzhaodaozheilide，yidingshiyunanshangleshenmeguiyideshiqing，yezhiyoutonglaoyezizhidaozijidenengli。
tahaijidedangchuzijilaidaoyanbei，tonglaoyezikandaotonglingchiyushiyiliandejingebiaoqing。
guoziliananziyaoleyaotou，genzaihoumianjinleketing：“womenshidiliujuderen，tingtonglaoshuoniyouxiebenshi。”
“hehe，haixingba，yixieluanqibazaodeshier，wohainengyingfu。”zhouhanfengxieyizailaoshidebuyishafashang，xiaodeyouxiemiantian。
“neige，wojiaotiefei，diliujuxingdongzuzhang，youxieshiqingxiangzhaonibangmang，buguo......”guozilianzuolegeziwojieshao，zhishiyanyuzhongmanshishiwang。
“shiwotainianqingle，haishishuonimenbuxiangxintonglaoyezi，”zhouhanfengkanzhetiefei，huanhuanzhanqishen，jixushuodao：“jiranruci，neiwojiubusongle。”
zhouhanfengdezheifanshuohua，rangtiefeiyixinghenganga，duishileyiyanzhihou，zhuanshenzhunbeiliqu。
“e，duile，yanbeikuangdongneijianshi，shiwozuode，xiangxintonglaoyinggaihenimenshuoleba，”zhouhanfengzuozaishuzhuopang，jixuweiwandeshiqing，“ruguonimenzhenshidiliujude，huiquzhihoumafanbazhangjieyixia，wozheigerenbuxihuanbierenqianwode。”
tiefeiyitingcihua，shentiyizhen，mengdizhuanguotoulai：“zheimeshuo，nishizhidaoliuyindishazhenle！”