“baba，nishibabama……woshiniuniu，wohaohaipa……”
“zheiliyouhaoduohuairen……wobeitamenzhuaqilaile，wozhaobudaomama……”
华国西南边境。
xianxueranhongledadi，jiuzaiganggang，huaguolonghunjuntuandashengdifangbaiwanlianmengjun！
shubaigonglizhinei，daochushidirendeshiti。
erlonghunjuntuandezhushuai，fenghaozhanshendechentianlongqueyiwaijiedaoxianshidizhiweijiangnanshideyigedianhua。
“xiaopengyou，nishibushidacuoleya，wobushinibaba，nixianzaishiyudaohuairenlema？”
“niuniumeiyoudacuo……mamashuo，zheigehaomajiushibabade……babashibuxiangyaoniuniulema……wuwuwu……”
tingdaonvhaidekusheng，chentianlongdeneixinturanyiruan。
“xiaopengyou，nimamajiaoshenmeya？”
“wuwuwu……womamajiao……jiqiushui……”
轰！！！
jiqiushuisangezifangfoyigezhadanzaichentianlongnaohaizhongzhaliekailai！
tashunjianhuixiangqilewunianqiandeneigeyewan，neigerutamingziyiyangwenrousishuidenvren。
chentianlongnazhedianhuadeshouzhibuzhuzhandou，dianhualidenvhaizhendeshitanver！
“a……huairen……huairenlaile……baba，kuailaijiuniuniu……”
电话突然被挂断。
“妞妞……妞妞！”
chentianlongjiqiedekanzheshouji，suiji，yigutaotiandeshayicongtashenshangshuransankai！
是谁！
shisheiganhaiwochentianlongdenver！
kongbudeshayishunjianjingdonglezhanchangshangdelonghunjuntuanqitazhanjiang。
“laoda，fashengshenmeshile？”
longhunjuntuanshisantaibaozhiyi，langya，jimangxunwendao。
“mashangyizuikuaidesudujiwobeiyijiazhanji！”
“我要，下江南！”
……
huaguojiangnanshideyigefeiqikuangchangnei。
“tanainaide，juranhaizangleyigeshouji，shuo，niganggangzaigensheidadianhua！”
yigezuijiaozhazhechunding，ranzheyitouhuangmaodeqingnianjiangniuniudeshoujiqiangguolai，shuailegexisui，ehenhendidingzhetawendao。
cishideniuniuquansuozaijiaoluoli，xiaoliancangbai，hunshenshangxiazhibuzhudizhandou。
“ni……nimenzheixiehuaidan，babamashangjiuyaolaijiuniuniule……”
tingdaozheihua，huangmaohahadaxiaoqilai。
“nibushigeyezhongma，nalaidebaba？buhuishinimamazaiwaimiantoudehanziba，hahaha……”
“niuniubushiyezhong……niuniuyoubaba，tayidinghuilaijiuniuniude。”niuniukuzhehandao。
huangmaobuxiedao：“jiusuanniyoubaba，neiyouzenmeyang？taxianzainenglaijiunima？”
“dengdaolemingtian，nijiuyongyuanjianbudaonibabamamale！”
kanzhekelianyouwuzhudeniuniu，huangmaocongxindishengchuleyizhongmanzude**。
tatianletianzuichun，juranyouleyigegengxieedexiangfa。
turan，huangmaodehounaoshaobeiyigepushanyiyangdadebazhanghenhendichouleyixia！
一个身高一米九的光头壮汉，像提小鸡崽一样将黄毛拽了起来！
“huangmao，nitaniangdexiangzhaosishima？！”
“nizhidaotaduizanmenduozhongyaoma！”
guangtouzhuanghanehenhendeqiazhuhuangmao，shengqidedao。
“lao……laoda，wocuole，wocuole！”
huangmaoqingnianlianjihubiechenglejiangzise，lianmangqiuraodao。
tingdaohuangmaoqiurao，guangtouzhuanghanliansejianjianhuanhe，tarengxiahuangmao，zhengzhongdedao：“nizuihaobiezaijiwozhengyaoezi，tashibeineiweidarenwukanshangderen！”
“daoshihouzhenchuleshenmechacuo，zanmendoudexiadiyu！”
huangmaowuzhebozixinyouyujidedao“haode，haode，wozaiyebuganle！”
guangtouzhuanghankanlehuangmaoyiyan：“wozheiyeshiweinihao，shangmianbazheijianshijiaojizanmenshiduizanmendezhongshi！”
“zheiciruoshinengjiejihuipanshangneiweidarenwu，zanmenxiabanbeizijiuchihebuchoule。”
huangmaotingdaodahanzheihua，limazhengsedao：“laoda，nifangxin！wozaiyebudongwaixinsile，yihounishuoshenmewodoutingnide！”
guangtoudianlediantou，tayaodejiushizheizhongxiaoguo。
jiuzaizheishi，kuangchangwaimianturanyouhuanghuangzhangzhangdijinlaiyigeershiduosuidenanzi，zhangkoujiudao：
“大事不好了！”