didou，yijianbizededixiashinei。
zuoweizimeiticongyezhedezhuoyizhengshizhifanfei，qiaodazhejianpan，erzaitamianqiandediannaopingmushang，yipianxiaozuowenyezaihuanhuanchengxing。
guoleyihuier，zhuoyizhangshuyikouqi，kanxiangzuozailingyibiantongyangzaiqiaojianpandetongshixiaobian，wendao：“wozheibianxiewanle，nineibianni？zenmeyang，xiehaomeiyou？”
“yaoshixiehaodehua，jiuyikuaifachuqu。”
“马上，马上。”
lingyibian，zhengchizhedongxidexiaobianhanhubuqingdeshuodao，guoleyihui，tayetingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo，tongshihuikanxiangzhuoyi。
“wozheiyewanle，zhuogenibagaozifayixia，womashangyiqifachuqu。”
shuobazheihua，xiaobianjiukaishidongzuoqilai，zhunbeibaliangrengangxiedegaojianfazaitamendezimeitizhanghaoshangmian。
zhishizaimanghuodetongshi，xiaobianhaibuwangtucao。
“zhuogenishuotamenqiandoujile，womenhebizheimezhejifagao。”
“guoliangtianfachuqujiushile。”
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“laoda，meiwairen，shuoshihua！”
“嘿嘿！”
zhuoyiganxiaoyisheng，suihoucaidao：“zheibushimeiqianlema！zaodianfachuqu，hainengzhuandianliuliangqian，buguanzenmeshuo，liutianxianyeshirujindanghongdehuadan。”
“erqiezuizhuyaodeshi，wokanneigejiaoweibeidebuxiangshiyaozuoyichuizimaimaide，taneiyangzi，kongpahoumianhaiyaogenwomenhezuo，duiyuzheizhongqianzaikehu，womenfuwutaiduhaodianshiyinggaide。”
tingzhezhuoyidefenxi，xiaobiandunshigaoshanyangzhi：“haideshizhuogenia！”
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噼里啪啦！
zhijianhuaguojianpan，yishijiandouchuxianlecanying！
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jiangliutianxianheweibeilianaidexiaoxitongguogezizhanghao，fabuzaigedahulianwangpingtaishang。
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liutianxianzhichengyoucierlai。
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dangranzaikandaozheigexiaoxideshihou，henduofensixinzhongshanguodediyigeniantouhaishibuxin。
zijidenvshenzenmehuiyounanpengyou？
erqieduifangdeshenfenhaishiyigepujiedaoyan。
这怎么可能嘛！
zheijiuhaoxiangtingdaozijijiadebaicaibeizhujigongleyiyang，diyifanyingdangranshibuxiangxin。
suoyizheixiefensimianduizhuduozimeitifabudexiaoxi，dangjibianzhankaiqiangyinghuiji，tongchifabuxiaoxidezimeitishiwuliangmeiti，meiyouzhiyedaodeduiliuyifeijinxingzaoyao。
gengyoujiduanfensishenzhiyangyanyaojubaoqisu。
dangran，yeyouyixiezhengchangdefensixuanzedaoliuyifeideweibopinglunqujinxingqiuzheng。
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buyongquwen，tajiuzhidaozheigexiaoxiyidingshijiade。
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dangran，shenweiyimingjingjiren，duanzanfennuzhihou，liuxiaolihenkuailengjingxialai。
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shuozhehua，liuxiaolihaokandemouzhongshanguoyisilengguang。
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ruguozhenshizheiyang，neijiuxuyaotashenzhongduidai。
shenweidanghonghuadanliuyifeidezhuli，anxiaodenengliziranbufan，henkuaitabiangaoqingchuleshiqingdelailongqumai。
“nideyisishi，zheijianshideyuantouzaizheigejiaoweibeideshenshang。”
yijiankongkuodebangongshinei，sangenianjibutong，quefengzigeyidenvzizuozaiyiqi，shangtaozhe。
“meicuo，genjudiaochaxianshi，jiushizheigemingjiaoweibeidezhaojileyiduiwuliangmeiti，xiangtamensushuoleheyifeilianqingdexiaoxi，zheicaiyoulexianzaidefengbo。”
anxiaochuanzheyijiandanlansechenshan，meitouweicuxiangzheliuxiaoliheliuyifeijiangshuzhezijidiaochadaodeqingkuang。
liuxiaolinaqizhuoshangdediaochaziliao，yandibujinshanguoyisiyanezhise。
“xianghongjianzhixiangfengle，lianzheizhongshidounengzuochulai，zheishishangzenmehuiyouzheizhongren。”
zicongchengweinverdejingjirenhou，liuxiaoliyesuanshijianguanfenglangderenle，kexiangshiweibeizheiyangmeiyouxiaxian，guangmingzhengdapengciderenhaishitouyicijian。
lingyibian，anxiaodelianseyehaobudaonaqu，xianrantayebeizheigejieguoqidaole。
“neixianzaizenmeban？womenyaobuyaoduizheijianshizuochuhuiying。”
guoleyihuier，anxiaozheicaikanxiangliuxiaoliheliuyifeiqingshengwendao。
“buyonglihui，dengguojitianzheijianshiziranjiuxiaotingle。”
bailebaishou，liuxiaolilengshengdao：“zheizhongren，niquhuiyingta，zhibudingtahaihuixianggoupigaoyaoyiyangzhanranshanglai，daoshihougengmafan。”
liuxiaolishoulianbiaoqingzhuantoukanxiangliuyifei，dingzhudao：“dengguoxietian，xiaoxipingfule，feifeinixiangmeitijiandanjieshiyixiajiuxing。”
“好的，妈妈！”
liuyifeidiantou，yizhanghaokandelianshangxiemanletinghua。
zhishichenzheliuxiaolibuzhuyi，tadeshouqueshiqiaoqiaoshenxianglejizaiyouweibeixinxideziliao。
“魏北？导演？”
“有趣！”