第5章 给你戴绿帽

“bunengbuneng!luyubai,nijinwanyaoshibugenwozuo,ni……nijiubushinanren!”

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不是男人?

muqianyiweizheizhaojijiangfahaodainengyoudianxiaoguoba,sheiliao——

“nizaiwoyanliyebushinvren。”

luyubaizheisi,zongyoubanfarangmuxiaoqianshunjianzhuakuang!

“nishenmeyisi,wo……wonandaoshencaibuhaoma?!”

shuozheguyitingletingxiong,taitoushoufu。

nanrendanmodemuguangpieleyanxiaonvren“yinyiweiao”deshencai,ze,haizhenshikanbuchuyoushenmenvrenweilai。

“太小。”

太……太小?

muxiaoqianqideyaodaoleshetou,tajingranshuota,xiao!

mole,meidiqidechuimoukanleyan,haoxiang……dequeyoudian。

“neiyouzenmeyang!wozheikeshichuntianrande,binineixiefeiwennvmingxingshouganhaoduole!”

luyubaigoulegouchunjiaodehudu,haozhengyixiadekaozhezhentou,mouzhongneimofengcibuyaneryu。

难道他不信?

“luyubai,nijiuzheimetaoyanwoma?”

zheigewenti,biezaimuqianxinlihenjiule。

liangnianlai,muxiaoqianyijingchengleshouqibao,mingmingzhidaotabuyuanpengta,bujinshiyinweishentishangmeiganjue,gengshihaishiyinwei……tagenbenbuxihuanta。

xiangdaozheili,tajiubiezhezui,xianggehaizineiban,shuangshouhuanzhuxigai,yangzuochouqideyangzi——

“dahuaidan,jiuzhidao……qifuwo。”

zheimeduonianle,jiushixihuanqifuta。

muqianxihuanluyubai,henduohenduonianle。

“zheizhaonishangzhouyijingyongguole。”

zhuangweiquzhuangkelianzhuangkuqi,guanyongdejiliang,tahaizhenshibaiyongbuni。

nishuoyanxiba,jiugaizoudianxin,yanleidoubuliuyidi,yidianzhenshidudoumeiyou,xiangjitabangezuichayanjijiang,douweinan。

muqiantaiqiyouyuandexiaoyanshen,yade!zheisixianzaizenmebushangdangleni?

ruanzhaoyingzhaodouyongguole,taxinyiheng,hengji:

“nijiubupa……wobuganjimo,paoquzhaobiedenanren?”

jiantameiyuculecu,muxiaoqianxinxiangyouxiaole。youtianleliangju:

“nibunengmanzuwodexuqiu,wodangran……yeshihuijimode。”

dui,jiushizheigetaici,tajiubuxinnagenanrenbuhuizaiyilaopojizijidailvmaode。

ran,tawangle,zijijiadezheikebushiputongnanren。

“求之不得。”

talengbudingtuchuzheisigezi,muxiaoqianshunjianzhale!

“luyubai,womeigennikaiwanxiao!wo,wo……wozhendeyaoqujinidailvmao!”

zheishi,menwaichuanlailefuqindeshengyin——

“muqian,nijiwochulai。”

zaogao,tawanglegeqiangyouerzheisigezile。

ranhouyizhengwan,luyubainandeshuideanhao,ermuxiaoqian,chuanzhefensedejujiatuoxie,zaifuqindeshufangli,aileyiwanshangdexun。

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“……”

choulechoubizi,yinweizuowanyiyeweishui,muqiandingzhelianggeheiyanquanhaiyouganmaoqulejiuba,zhaodaolemilin。

milinshitayiqiandepengyou,meikaoshangdaxue,jiajingyebuhao,jiuzaijiubaligongzuole。

heyehuanyanneizhongguaiguainv,wanquanbushiyigeleixingla。

“nilaogonghaizhenshiqipa,jingransongyongniqujitadailvmao。”

真是,笑死人了。

“不是怂恿!”

“有区别吗?”

慕浅:……

haoba,meishenmebenzhiqubie。

“neinixianzaidasuanzenmeban,neigexiaoshuaige,woyijingjiniyuyuele,nihaiqubuqu?”

jiuzhiqianshuodeneige,daxueligongnan,“sangao”neiwei,qiandouyufuleyiban,buqubushisongme。

“去!”

xutanengyubiedefeiwennvxingchanmian,jiubuxutazaiwaimianbaoyangligongnanme。