第4章 捉奸去

sunjiayumujiadehunyuequxiaole!

zheixiaoxijianzhishipotianjing!

neiweigenmuzhaoyandinghundesunxiaojiejiaosunsiyu,bujinshisunjiadezhengpaidaxiaojie,haishiyulequandanghonghuadan。

liandanshencaidoushiyiliude。

cishi,talengzheyizhanglian,duijizheshuodao:“wogenmuzhaoyandehunyuequxiao,wozhongxindizhufutamenzheiduigounannvtianzhangdijiu!”

qishisunsiyuzaifabuhuishangshuolehenduohua,dangumojiujizhulezheiyiju。

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jiranmuzhaoyandehunyueyijingquxiaole,zheishihoujiuyaochenredatie。

yushigumotaochushouji,jitadexiaodifaleyitiaoweixinguoqu。

nibaba:kuaijiwochachamuzhaoyanxianzaizainali。

xiaodi:laoda,woyigeshijiepaimingqiansandeheike,nizongshirangwojinichazheixieqingqingaiaide,nijuedeheshima?

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nibaba:shaofeihua,ganjinjiwocha!

gumodexiaodibukuiweishijieqiansandeheike,budaowufenzhongjiufalailexiaoxi。

xiaodi:chadaole,buguolaodawoquannixianzaibuyaoquzhaota,buheshi。

你爸爸:?

xiaodi:tazhenggentaweihunqizaimujiadebieshuliyouhuini!

nibaba:shenmewanyier?zheiliangrenbushiyijingxuanbuquxiaohunyuelema?

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nibaba:qiyoucili!nianqingrenzenmebujiangwudeni?

gumomengdizhanqilai,“bama,woyaochuquyitang,wanshangkenengbuhuilai,nimenbiedengwole。”

“momoyaoqunaera?”gumamawendao。

“zhuojianqu!”sangezixiaosanzaigumoguanmendeshengyinzhong。

jiaowai,muzhaoyandesirenbieshuzhong。

sunsiyuduanzheangguidehongjiu,genmuzhaoyanpenglepengbei。

“zenmeyang?wozaifabuhuishangshuodehuabucuoba?”sunsiyuwumeidongren,haichongmuzhaoyanpaolegemeiyan。

kexitaduimiandenanrenshigexiazi,sihaobuweisuodong。

“huasuiranshuodenantinglexie,buguonidezhufuwoshoudaole。”muzhaoyandehuajinggengumoshuodechabuduo。

sunsiyubuman,“haixiannanting?zaigongzhongmianqian,wokeshiyigebeiweihunfuchugui,beixiaosangekongtiaoxindekelianrena,wobupianjiyidian,renjiahaiyiweiwojiuxihuantoushangdinglvguangni!”

“zheihuajiugengnantingle。”muzhaoyandao。

tashuowan,yangtouheleyikouhongjiu,zhengzaizheishihou,fangmenbeipaixiangle。

gumodeshengyin:“muzhaoyankaimena,wozhidaonizaijia,bieduozhebuchusheng,kaimena!”

“pu!”muzhaoyanyikoujiulaibujitun,quanpendaosunsiyushenshangle。

孙思渔:“……”

wotemeyibaiwandelifua!

“nikuaichuqu。”muzhaoyanshuodao。

sunsiyuzhizhemenkou,“tadumenkouni,wocongnaerchuqu?”

muzhaoyanhuanshileyixiasizhou,“congchuanghupachuqu。”

“nigegoudongxi!nishuodezheishirenhuama?”sunsiyuxiangyijiubeibamuzhaoyanzasi。

dequetinggoude,danmuzhaoyanzheihuieryejile:“zheishihounichuxianzaiwodesirenbieshuli,buheshi。”

“nijiangdiandaoli,wobanglenizheimedademang,nibuqingwochifanjiusuanle,haiyaorangwopachuang?”sunsiyunuqizhizhujianzanman。

muzhaoyanliansepingjing,“wopanichuqubeirenpaidao,tazaiwuhuilezenmeban?”