第5章
“xiansheng，nibiegenwokaiwanxiaole！womenjiudianhaishengxiashijigebiaozhunjian，haiyouwujiangaojitaofang，doukailedehuakeshiyaojiangjinshiwankuai，niquedingyaozheimezuo？”
nvjiedaibeilinyudehuaheleyitiao，chuyushanliangdebenneng，ganmangchuyanquanzu。
neikeshijiangjinshiwankuaidayang，tayiniandegongziyedabudaozheigeshu。
keyanqianzheiweiweilezhiqi，yihuishoujiuyaohuachuqu。
这是何等的奔放啊！
buzhishineinvjiedai，neinvrenhetadenanbanyebeizhenzhule。
yigewaibiaolalatata，heqigaimeishenmeliangyangdenanzi，quenenghuishouhaozhiwanjin，zheifanchashizaishitaidale。
buguozhenjingguohou，neinvrenqueyoushilengxiaozheyaoleyaotou：“kanlai，lindashaozheishifalehengcailea！buguoneiyouruhe？xiangnizheiyangderen，jiusuanfalecai，zuizhongyetaobuguolunluojietoudemingyun。”
“小茹！”
nvrendenanbanzhongyushirenwukeren，chuyanhechidao：“zheiyangyizhiduoduobiren，lengyanlengyuwakunidelaotongxue，nijuedeheshima？”
“我！”
liruxiangyaozaishuodianshenme，queshibeitadenanbanzhijiedaduanle。
“womeixiangdaonishizheiyangdeyigeren，yiqianwoqindongsuanshikancuonile。congxianzaikaishi，niwoyidaoliangduan，gezougedelu！”
lenglengdediuxiayijuhua，qindongzhuanshenjiuyulikai。
yitingqindongshuoyaogentafenshou，erqiehairucijuejuedexiangyaolikai，lirudunshijiujile。
lianmangshangqianlazhuleqindongdeshou。
“adong，nihushuoshenmea！womenliangzaiyiqiguodehaohaode，zenmenengshuofenshoujiufenshouni？nandaojiuyinweiwowakulelinyuliangju？”
lirushengyinzhandou，jinjinlazheqindongdeshou，yifuxuanranyuqideyangzi，daohaizhenxiangshizhenqingliulu。
zhikexizailinyuyanli，tadezheidianyanji，neijianzhizhadebunengzaizha。
“qindongxiongdishiba？wokanniyeshigemingbairen，suoyiwobixutixingniyiju，zheinvrendeshenzikebuzenmeganjing，nijintianhetafenshouzhengheshi。”
linyuyubujingrensibuxiudeshuodao。
tadezheifanhualuoxia，lirudeshenzilikejiushiyijiang，erqindongdebiaoqingzeshibiandejiweiguguai。
“linyunihushuoshenme？laoniangdeshenzizenmejiubuganjingle，jintiannibixujilaoniangyigejieshi！”
liruhoujiaozhepuleshanglai，shenshouxiangyaoquzhuanaolinyu。
buguoqueshibeilinyuqingsongduoguo。
“nideleshenmebing，zheigenizijixinliqingchu，nandaonifeiyaowodangzhongshuochulai？”
linyuyilianbiyidekanzheneinvren，shenzixunsutuichulelaoyuan，jiuxiangshizaiduobibingduyiban。
zaozaigangjiandaotadeshihou，linyujiukanchutaranshanglemeidu。
danneishitaquemeidasuanshuochulai。
buguozheinvrenshizaikee，zaizheneiqindongweirenhaibucuo，linyubuxiangrangtahuizailirushoushang，zheicaihuichuyantixing。
qindongheliruzaoyouqinmi，qishiyijingjuechadaoyiyang，zhibuguotabingmeiwangzheifangmianxiang。
kecishitinglelinyudezheifanhua，talikejiandinglezijidecaice。
“haoaliru，meixiangdaonibujinxinshizangde，yuanlainiderenyeshizangde！woqindongyeshixialexinle，jingranhuijieshounizheigelanren！”
qindongnumaleyiju，jierlunqibazhang。
henhenyigeerguazishuaizailelirudelianshang。
“**，nijiudengzhelansibani！”
yibazhangdawan，qindonghaobuliulian，zhuanguoshendatabuchongchulejiudiandamen。
lirudaidaidetangzaidishang，yifusiledieniangdebiaoqing，wanquanbuganxiangxinzheishizhende。
danshixiayike，tademuguangbiandewubiyuandu，yiniulianehenhendekanxianglinyu。
“doushinizheige**！yaobushinicongzhongtiaobo，eyizhongshangwo，adongzenmehuihewofenshou？linyu，nizheige**jiwoqusi！”
lirunuhouleyisheng，yiguliushenpaleqilai，zuoshijiuyaopuxianglinyu。
kelinyuquehurantaiqishou，zuolegezantingdeshoushi。
“woquannihaishidaizaiyuandibiedong，burannikeshihuidaodameide，wozheikebushizaihehuni。”
“放屁！”
lirucikeyijingfengkuangle，genghekuangyijinghentoulelinyu，nalihaihuitinglinyudehua！
zhijiantazhangyawuzhua，yilianzhengning，rudiyuyuanguiyibanpuxianglinyu，yifuyaobalinyushengtunhuoboledejiashi。
qiantaidejigenvjiedaijianle，yigegedunshihuarongshise，ganmangnachuduijiangji，zhunbeihujiaomenwaidebaoanguolaibangmang。
ranerhaibudengtamenkaikouqiuzhu，qianchongdelirumengranyigeliangqiang。
shenzibushoukongzhidexiangqianpudao，zhijieshuailegegoukenni，lianzhedideneiyizhong。
“啊，我的鼻子！”
lirucanjiaoleyisheng，zhengzhazhecongdishangpaleqilai，yimozijidebizi。
dunshi‘wa’deyishengkulechulai。
yuanlaiganggangdeneiyijiaogoukenni，jingshijiangtadebizijizhuangwaile！
daobushishuobizizhuangleyixiazhendeyouduotong，tazhisuoyihuikudezheimeshangxin，qishishizaixintengtahuazaibizishangdeqian！
jiwankuaidayangjiuzheimedaleshuipiao，taxianzaiyitouzhuangsidexindouyoule。
“zizuonie，bukehuoya！”
yaoleyaotou，linyumeiyouzailihuiliru，ershimaibuhuidaoleqiantaichu，chaoneinvjiedaiciyayixiao：“meinva，xianzaiwoshibushikeyiquwodefangjianxiuxile？”
“a，keyi，dangrankeyi！”
meinvjiedaihuiguoshenlai，lianmangweixiaozhedianlediantou，shunshoujianglinyudijilelinyu。
dunledun，tayouxiaoxindeqingshengwendao：“xiansheng，shengxiadeneixiekongfangjian，nihaiyaoma？”
“dangran......buyaole！”
linyufanlefanbaiyan，guoduanxuanzelejujue。
kaiwanxiao，gemenergangcaineiyezhishizaizhiqi，suikouyishuobale。
sheirangnizheixiaoguniangdangzhenle？
neikeshishiwankuaidayanga，suiranbiqierbaiwanlaibusuanduo，danyejueduibusuanshaole。
taxianzaisuiranyesuandeshangyouqianrenle，danhuaqianyebushizheimegehuafaa！
“neihaoba，wozheijiurangrendainiqunidefangjian。”
yitinglinyushuobuyaoneixiefangjianle，nvjiedaisuiranyouxieshiluo，danqueshizhangzhangshuleyikouqi。
zheibitichengtashinabudaole，dankandaolinyunengbaochilizhi，taqishihaishihenkaixinde。
linyuziranbuzhidaoneinvjiedaidexinsi，buguojiusuanshizhidaole，xianglaitayeshibuhuiquzaiyide。
yigepingshuixiangfengdemoshengrenbale，tameibiyaoquguoduoguanzhu。
xilezaohuanshangganjingdeshuiyi，linyushanglechuang，baichuwuxinxiangtiandezishikaishipanxidazuo。