第3章

diertianqingchen,kongqilihaidaizheyushuideqingxiang,wenduquebiqianduanshijiangaolehaoyijie。

qiulaohuruyueerzhi,zhuwenshuchumenshiyouhuanshanglexiatiandechenshanqun,quehaishiyoudianmenre。

tazuowanmeishuihao,jintianqideyoudianwan,jihushicaidiandaodexuexiao。

jingguojiaoshimenkoushi,xueshengjibenyijinglaiqile。

diyijiekeshiyingyuke,zhuwenshumeichusheng,zhishizhanzaichuangbiankanyiyanqingkuang。

jishigehaizidaochuluanpao,erlingsiyuanchuanzheyishenyingluntaozhuang,zaihaiziduilitebiexianyan。

tasihuxinqingtebiehao,naleyiduilingshizhengzaigentongxuemenfenxiang。

kanzhelingsiyuanhuobengluantiaodeshenying,zhuwenshuxinlihaishiyouxiehuanghu。

congzuowandaoxianzai,tadoumeixiangmingbai,zijifenmingzhishiquzuoyigepuputongtongdejiafang,zenmejiuzhuangpoleyigemingxingdejingtiandamimile。

zheigemingxinghaishigentatongchuangsanniandegaozhongtongxue。

sijici,zhuwenshuzichaodixiaolexiao。

taxiangqizuotianwanshang,zijidouyigeziyigezidishuochumingzile,lingchencaimianqiangxiangqita。

erqietamingxianduitameishenmetebiedejiyi,liangrengangaduishibanshangdouhanxuanbuchugesuoyiran。

还真是风水轮流转。

yiqianshilingchenbuqiyan,zhuwenshuzaixuexiaoshourenzhuipeng。

xianzailingchenhongjiyishi,erzhuwenshuzijidaochenglepingpingwuqideputongrenle。

banjiliyourenkanjianzhuwenshu,hanleyisheng,jiaoshililikeyaquewusheng,gegedouwangzijizuoweipao。

lingsiyuanyehuitoukanguolai,duishangzhuwenshudemuguang,haichaotaxiaolexiao。

zhuwenshuzheicaihuishen,chaotazhaozhaoshou,batajiaodaolejiaoshizoulangshang。

tawanyao,molemolingsiyuandetou。

“zenmeyang?zuotianlaoshizouhou,nibabayoumeiyoumani?”

“meiyoumeiyou。”lingsiyuanxiaochulelianggexiaojiuwo,“babajintianhaisongwolaixuexiaoni!”

“什么?”

zhuwenshuxiayishihuitouchaoxuexiaodamenkanqu。

suishidaqingzao,keshangxueshijian,xuexiaowaimiandejiazhangluoyibujue。

lingchenyezhenshidanda,doubupabeifaxianma?

“zhende!”lingsiyuanshuo,“tahaizaoqijiwozuozaofanleni!”

kanlaizijizuowangentadetanhua,haishiyouyong。

jiushibuzhidaozheigeyouxiaoqinengweichiduojiu。

“haode,laoshizhidaole,huijiaoshizhunbeishangkeba。”

huidaobangongshi,zhenghaoxiangqidiyijiekedeyubeiling。

zhuwenshufankaizhuoshangduijidejiatingzuoye,zhengzhunbeidongbipigai,shenhouturanxiangqiyidaonvsheng。

“zhulaoshi,nizheihuiermeikeba?”

zhuwenshuhuiguotou,jianyigesanshiduosuidenvrenzhanzaimenkou,youxiemiansheng。

zhidaoneigenvrenshenhoudexiaonanhaitantoujinlai,zhuwenshucaihuangrandawu,zheiyinggaishiwangxiaopengdemama。

完蛋。

duifangsuiranhaimeikaikou,zhuwenshujiuyijingyuzhizijizheigeshangwuyoubudeanshengle。

“wangxiaopengmamama?qingwenyoushenmeshi。”

wangxiaopengmamadaizheyifuhongsebiankuangyanjing,toufashudefufutietie,zouqilulaibujinbuman,lianshangdaizhedianerxiao,querangzhuwenshumomingyoudianerfachu。

“shizheiyang,zuotianwangxiaopengzaixuexiaolibeirendale,wojintianshiteyilaixuexiaoyaogeshuofa。”

祝温书:“……”

wangmamazheijuhuashuowan,bangongshiliqitalaoshidouniuguotoulaikanletaliangyan。

yijianzheijiazhangzhangleyifubuhaohunongdelian,douyaozhetoujixuzuozijideshiqule,haiyouyigenvlaoshichaozhuwenshutoulailekeliandemuguang。

“wangmama,ninxianzuo。”

zhuwenshujitabanleyizhangyizi,dairenluozuohou,caishuo,“shiqingmeiyouninxiangxiangdezheimeyanzhong,bushibeida,zhishihaizimendanao,wozuotianyijingpipingguotamenle。”

“批评?”

wangmamayishuangmeimaolikeshuleqilai,“xiandongshoudeshilingsiyuan,weishenmeyaopipingxiaopeng?”

“因为小鹏说……”

“haolelaoshinibubishuole。”wangmamayitaishou,zhizhilezhuwenshudejieshi,“shiqingdejingguowozuowanyijinglejieguole,woxianzaijiuxianglingsiyuandejiazhangjiwoyigejiaodai,fouzewozenmefangxinranghaizigenzheimeyigeculubaoliderendaizaiyigebanshang?yihoubeidaihuailezenmeban?”

zuoweicaibiyemeiduojiudelaoshi,zhuwenshuhaizhenmeiyudaoguozheizhongjiazhang。

tamanlianwenhao,buzhidaowangmamadeluojishizenmelaide,yushiceguotou,xiangwenwangxiaopengzuowanhuiqushizenmeshuode。

kewangxiaopengyikanjiantadeyanshenjiulikeduodaolezijimamashenhou。

“这样吧。”

zhuwenshumeibanfa,zhinengkaikoudao,“xiaopeng,niqujiaoshibalingsiyuanjiaoguolai。”

dengwangxiaopengzoule,zhuwenshucaishuo:“wangmama,xiaohaizidadanaonaoshichangyoudeshiqing,zuotiantamenyijingwoshouyanhele,wojuedeyebubizaibabuyukuaideshiqingtiqilai。”

“woshouyanheshiyinweilaoshininhexini。”

wangmamayizhengyancidishuo,“xiaopenglianshangdoubeinaochujidaoxuehenzile,wowentazenmehuishi,takudeshangshangxinxinde,kejianhaizixinlishibufude,suoyijintianlingsiyuandejiazhangbixujiwoyigejiaodai。”

zhuwenshuzuotianqueshizhiguzhemanlianbixuedelingsiyuan,houlaicaifaxianwangxiaopengyeguacaile,lianshangqueshiyouliangdaobuzixikandoukanbuchulaidexuehen。

zongzhi,xianzaibuguanzhuwenshuzenmeshuo,wangxiaopengmamayidingjianchiyaolingsiyuandejiazhangqinziguolaidaoqian,yejubuchengrenwangxiaopengdezuofayouwenti。

jiranzheiyang,zhuwenshujuedelingchenshibiyaohewangxiaopengmamagoutongyifanle。

zhiyuzenmegegoutongfa,dengxiazaishuo。

“xing,wobangnilianxilingsiyuandejiazhang。”

zhuwenshushuo,“buguolingsiyuandejiazhangfeichangmang,buyidinglijiyoukong。”

“难怪。”

wangmamalengxiaoyisheng,meizaishuoqitade,danzheigeyuqiquerangrenfeichangbushufu。

haoxianglingsiyuanshichujidaoleshenmerenpinwentiside。

zhenghaozheishi,lingsiyuangenwangxiaopengyiqiguolaile。

lianggexiaohaizizailushanggujimeibashiqingshuoqingchu,lingsiyuanyijinlai,jiupushanzhemimangdedayanjing,huangkongdiwen:“zhulaoshi,weishenmeyouyaoqingjiazhang?”

zhuwenshuhaimeilaidejishuohua,wangmamawanquanwushilingsiyuandecunzai,jingzhishuodao:“wobuguantajiazhangyouduomang,dalewomenjiahaizijiubixujigejiaodai,zheiyangbazhulaoshi,ninjitajiazhangdagedianhua,woqinzilaigoutong。”

zhuwenshumeilita,yibianfanbaolideshouji,yibiananfuzhelingsiyuan。

“meishi,jiushijiandanliaoliaotian,nikanzuotianlaoshigennibabaliaotian,tayemeixiongnishibushi?”

jiantadongzuobugouliluode,wangxiaopengmamabaizheyizhanglenglian,feikuaiditaochuzijishoujididaolingsiyuanmianqian,“lai,nizijijinijiazhangda。”

lingsiyuandangranmeijieshouji,ershiwucuodikanzhezhuwenshu。

“weishenmeyaojiwodejiazhangdadianhua?”

“yuanyuan,guanyuzuotiandeshiqing,wangxiaopengdemamahaixianggennibabagoutongyixia,nibiepa,daguoquba,youlaoshizai,buhuirangnibabamanide。”

jianlingsiyuanhaishibudong,wangxiaopengmamashuo:“nibuda,neiwojiuzhijiezaidingdingqunlizhaonibabadelianxifangshi,daoshihou……”

“woda!”lingsiyuanfeikuaidishenshou,jihushicongwangxiaopengmamashouliqiangzoudeshouji。

kantahuangle,wangxiaopengmamahengxiaolesheng,baozheshoubeizaiyipangdingzheta。

lingsiyuanyibiananzhejian,yibiantoutoukanzhuwenshudelianse,huangdenongcuolehaojicishuzi。

mocenglehaoyihuier,caijiangzheitongdianhuabochuqu。

baozhekendingbuhuiyourenjiedianhuadeduding,zhuwenshudichuizheyanjing,xinlipansuanzheyaozenmejiejuewangxiaopengdemama。

没想到,几秒后——

“baba……”lingsiyuanqienuodeshengyinxiangqi,“ninengbunenglaixuexiao……”

祝温书猛地抬头。

juran,zheimerongyijiujietongle?

ranerxiayimiao,lingsiyuan“wei”leliangsheng,suihouzhabazheyanjing,duoduosuosuodiniezheshouji。

“他挂了……”

zhuwenshu:“gua、guale?”

“shenmerennazheishi?!”

wangxiaopengmamapaianerqi,“zaida!”

wangmamabalingsiyuanhuzhule,youzhuantouduizhuwenshushuo:“ninyekanjianle,jiuzheitaidu,wozenmefangxinzijidehaizigentadehaizizaiyigebandaizhe?”

zhuwenshuzhidaojintianzheishierlingchenbubiaoda,wangmamashibuhuijiucibaxiude。

tabiannaguoshouji,qinzidaguoqu。

xianglingjimiaohou,dianhuajietong。

zhuwenshuhaimeikaikou,lingchenqiangrenzhehuoqishuo:“wohenxianmalingsiyuan?niyoushiquzhaoni——”

“令思渊爸爸。”

zhuwenshudaduanta,shuodao,“woshizhulaoshi,lingsiyuandebanzhuren。”

dianhuaneitouchenmoleliangmiao。

suihou,lingchendeshengyinchenlexialai,danhaishidaizhedianmeishuixingdexingzhong,“tayouzaixuexiaodajiale?”

“meiyou,tajintianhenguai。”

zhuwenshupielewangmamayiyan,qingleqingsangzi,zhengsedao,“buguoguanyuzuotiandajiadeshiqing,lingyigetongxuedemamaxiangyaogennigoutongyixia,nikanshenmeshihouyoushijianlaiyitangxuexiao?”

tazhidaolingchenkendingbuhuilai,buguohuahaishiyaoshuoquan。

“buhuidanwunihenduoshijiande,erqiezheiyouyiyulingsiyuanhetongxuedeyouhaoxiangchu,mafanniwulunruheyechoudianshijianguolaiyixia,haoma?”

“woqueshihenmang,meikong。”

lingchenchenyinpianke,tanlekouqi,“fangxuehouwoguolaiba。”

“ngngwoyelijienihenmang——”zhuwenshuturandunzhu,buquedingzijishifouchuxianlehuanting,“nishuoshenme?”

“woshuo。”lingchenyiziyijudao,“fangxuehouwoguolai。”

“……xing,wozhidaole。”

guaduandianhua,zhuwenshulengleliangmiaocaibashoujihaijiwangmama。

zheirenzenmebuanchanglichupaia。

bujieguibujie,zhuwenshuhaishilaolaoshishidizhuanda:“tabababaitianzoubukai,fangxuehoulaixuexiao,keyima?”

wangmamaqishishibutaimanyide,dantaxiangdaozijidenghuierqueshiyehaiyoudianshiqing,yejiumianqiangdianlegetou。

“neixingba,fangxuelewozailai,yaozhunshia。”

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zheiyizhengtian,zhuwenshuchulejilianggebanshangkewai,qitashijiandouyoudianxinbuzaiyan。

lingchenjuranzhendayinglaixuexiao。

zhuwenshubenlaijiuduichulijiazhangzhijiandefenzhengmeishenmejingyan,genghekuangqizhongyigehaishizhengdanghongdedamingxing。

tabuzhidaowangxiaopengdemamarenchulingchenzhihou,shiqingdezouxianghuizenyang。

huibuhuihenkuaisuoyourendouzhidaolingchenyouyigeqisuiduodehaizile?

lingsiyuanyihouhainengzhengchangshenghuoxuexima?

ertazuoweilaoshi,youyaozenmechulibanjiyijixuexiaodetongxueduilingsiyuandehaoqixin?

zhongzhongxinxuyingraoxia,zhuanyandaolefangxueshijian。

**daxianghoumeiliangfenzhong,wangxiaopengmamajiudaizhehaizidengzailebangongshili。

guoleyihuier,lingsiyuanyelaibangongshile。

liangdaliangxiaomianduimianzuozhe,butaihaoshuoxiao,qifenyeyoudianjiangying。

wangxiaopengyouzijimamachengyao,youzaiyouzaidixieqilezuoye。

lingsiyuanquehenhuangkong,nazhebijiazhuangtutuhuahua,shibushitoukanyiyanzhuwenshu。

bangexiaoshihou,xueshengyijingjibenzouwan,xiaoyuananjingdexiangjiaoqudexiaogongyuan,tianbiannonghoudeheiyuntuizheriguangxiaotui,yizhayandegongfu,tianjiuyinchendesiheiye。

wangxiaopengmamadengdebunaifanle,pailepaizhuozi,“bushishuofangxuelejiulaima?zheidoubangeduoxiaoshile,zhulaoshinizaijitadagedianhua!”

zhuwenshuxinxianglingchenbachengshiyaogele,fanerjuedeqingsong。

gangnaqishouji,bangongshimenbeikouxiang。

zhuwenshukanxiangmenwai,lengleleng,youdianbuzirandishuo:“lingsiyuandejiazhanglaile……”

wangmamalikehuitou,zhengxiangshuohua,yige“ni”ziquezaikanqinglairendeshihoukazailehoulongli。

yuanbentiansejiuchen,lingchenchuanzheheiweiyiheizhangku,suiqingshouquezugougaotiaotingba,dangzhulejinshengdexiyang,jiangxiaoxiaodebangongshiyingdegengchenzhong。

hekuang,tahaidaizheyizhiheikouzhao。

dabanzhanglianbeizhezhu,zhiluchuyishuangheiqiqideyanjing,queyebuyantazhoushenduteqizhi。

momingzhuarenyanqiu,buxiangshishenghuozaidajiexiaoxiangxingxing**deputongren。

wangmamaxianranmeiyuliaodaolingsiyuandebabahuiyizheizhongxingxiangchuxian。

erqie,tazongjuedezheirendemeiyanyoudianyanshu,queyouxiangbuqizainalijianguo。

zongzhi,zheihetayuxiangzhongdejiazhangbutaiyiyang,daozhitamomingdiyoudianshileqishi。

suizhelingchenzoujin,wangmamazhanqilai,angzhexiabashuodao:“woshiwangxiaopengdemama,nihao。”

lingchenjingguotashenpangshicetoukanletayiyan,tingyoulimaodidiuleju“nihao”,suihouyemeikanzhuwenshu,jingzhizoudaolingsiyuanpangbian,quzhiqiaoleyixiatadeetou。

“nihaitinghuijiwozhaoshi?”

lingsiyuanxinxu,buganzhishita,fanerqiaoqiaodiduodaolezhuwenshushenhou。

“tajintianmeiyouzhaoshi。”zhuwenshuhuzhelingsiyuan,shiyilingchenkanliangyanwangmama,“shiwangxiaopengdemamaxianggennitantanzuotiandajiadeshiqing。”

lingchenzheicaimanyouyoudihuiguotou,jilewangmamayigezhengmian。

wangmamalikejiehuadao:“nijiaxiaohaidongshoudaren,bawojiahaiziliandounaohuale,xianzaishiwenmingshehui,womeijianguozheimebuwenmingderen,zheigen□□youshenmequbie?erqie——”

lingchendiantou:“ng,buguowohenmang,ninzhishuoba,xiangzenmetan?”

王妈妈:“……”

tazenmetingchuleyiguniyaoyongdaohaishiyongqiangdeganjue。

“ni——”kanlelingchenliangyan,wangmamameishenmediqile,queyoubuyuanshuleqishi,zhuanerzhizeqilai,“zheidoujidianle?shuohaofangxuejiuhao,niyoumeiyouyidianshijianguannian?”

“baoqian。”lingchenchengkendishuo,“ganggangzhaocuoxuexiaole。”

王妈妈:“……”

zhuwenshu:“…………”

changmiansihufashengleguiyideniuzhuan。

wangxiaopengmamazuijiaochouchuyixia,huanguoshenlai,youshuo:“neinidaizhegekouzhaoshishenmeyisi?nilimaoma?”

zhuwenshutoupituranbengjin,jinzhangdikanxianglingchen。

万一摘下口罩……

“debingle,huichuanran。”

lingchentaishou,zuoshiyaozhaixiakouzhao,“jieyi?neiwozhaile。”

“别!”

wangmamalazhewangxiaopengmengtuileyibu,jingyibudingdidaliangzhelingchenliantonglingsiyuan。

“……”

果然是多虑了。

zhuwenshuzhouzhemeitoushuo:“nihaohaoshuohua,biehehurenjia。”

lingchenwenyan,niutoukanlezhuwenshuyiyan,meijiandebunaizhisexiexia,yuqiyepingle:“e,zhidaole,zhulaoshi。”

zheiliangrenyilaiyihuiliangjuhua,wangmamazenmetingzenmejuedezijibeishuale。

keqishiyijingdileyijie,bantuyebuhaobaqilai,tazhihaozuochuyifushanjierenyideyangzi。

“woyebushiduoshideren,zheiyangba,zanmenjiudajiazheigeshiqing,gaidaoqianjiuhaohaodaoqian,woyebuzhuijiule。”

“行。”

lingchentuileyibu,kaozuozhezhuwenshudebangongzhuo,wanyaowenlingsiyuan:“sheixiandongdeshou?”

zaizheiduanduandejifenzhongli,lingsiyuanqishiyijingyinyueganzhidaolexianzaidejumianxingshi,buzhibujuediyaoyezhiletouyetingle,zhongqishizudishuoleshuo:“wo!”

祝温书:“?”

你还挺骄傲?

lingchen“ng”leyisheng,chaowangxiaopengdefangxiangtaitaixiaba。

lingsiyuanmeilijielingchendeyisi,mimangdizhalezhayanjing,“a?”

xiayimiao,lingchenlinzhulingsiyuandelingkou,wangqianyisong,zhijiebarenduidaolewangxiaopengmianqian。

“跟人道歉。”

zheiyidongzuohedewangxiaopenghetamamayoutuileliangbu。

hai**shi□□a???

yipangdezhuwenshuyekandaile。

nipingshijiushizheimeduihaizide??shiqinshengdema??

taganjuebeijiuzhudebushilingsiyuan,shizijidexin,shenzhihaipaxiayimiaolingsiyuanjiuwawadaku。

kexianshiqueshi,lingsiyuanbujinmeihaipa,haihutouhunaodililelizijibeizhuazhoudelingkou,zheicaitingxiongtaitoudihandao:“wangxiaopengduibuqi!yihouzaiyebudanile!”

王小鹏妈妈:“?”

这叫道歉?

keshidangshirenwangxiaopengkuaihekule,gengyanzhebaishou:“mei、meiguanxi。”

lingchenpingjingdikanwanquancheng,shenzhihaisuishounalezhuwenshuyizhibizhuanzhewan。

dengwangxiaopengbuzhisuocuodaoquchetamamadeyifuxiabai,lingchenzheicaitezhenchengdiwenwangmama:“ninkanzheiyangmanyilema?”

wangmamanaerganshuobumanyi。

tapazijishuochukou,duifangwenyiju“neinihaixiangzenmeyang”,shiqingjiuwangtakongzhibuledefangxiangfazhanle。

dangran,cushitachedifangqidezhuyaoyuanyin,shilingchenshenshoulinlingsiyuanshi,tazhuyidaoletadewanbiao。

tabupaqiangshideren,yebupayouqianderen。

jiupayouqiangshiyouyouqiande。

“aiya,xiaohaizimendoushitongbantongxue,dadanaonaodetaizhengchangle,dajiadoubiewangxinliqu,yihouhaishihaopengyoua,zanmendoubietizheishierle。”

shuowanhou,taqishizijiyejuedeganga,mianzishangguobuqu,yushiyizhuantou,bianliansideyongjuaodexiabakanxiangzhuwenshu。

“buguozhulaoshi,ninzuoweibanzhuren,lianxiaohaidanaodouchulibuhao,ninzenmedangzheigelaoshide?”

祝温书:“……?”

wozuotianbushichulihaole?

“你——”

tagangzhangkou,zierhaimeiwanquantuchulai,zhiting“pa”diyisheng,yizhibibeiqingqingdiudaozhuomianshang,yanqiandewangmamaquezhanleyixia。

lingchendeshengyinzaizhuwenshushenhouxiangqi。

“neininhaixiangzenmeyang?”