shiliusuineinianchun,nanfangbaofaleyanzhongdeshuihuan。
chaotingpaileguanyuanqianquzhili,kebujinshuihuanmeizhihao,wenyihaijiucihengxing。
shisisuidexiaoyizixingqingmingqianquzhenzai,huangdiziranbukendaying。
danxiaoyiyilianguizaiqinzhengdianqianjiri,fengyuwuzu,huangdizheicaisonglekou。
yitongqianqudehaiyouheming。
linxingdeqianyitian,wobaozhexiaoyiwuwuku:「neibianneimeweixian,niyaoshibuxiaoxinranshangwenyikezenmebana?」
xiaoyinapaziqingqingtiwocayanlei:「buyongdanxin,woyijingzhangdale。」
hemingzaiyipangbumandirangrangdao:「ai,woyeyaoqude,zenmemeijianniguanxinguanxinwoya?」
wopieguotouqudengta:「ni?nihuozhejiuxing。」
「ai,guoranyoulexinyuezhirenjiushibuyiyangge。」hemingguzuokuazhang,zhangyuduantan。
wozhijuelianshangturanyire,lianmangbianbodao:「fangpi,wozhishibaxiaoyidangzuodidi。」
「ai,wokemeishuonixinyuesheia,nizenmezhidaowoshuodeshixiaoyia?」
xiangbeichaichuanlexinshiyiban,wozhijuexintiaodelihai:「heming!」
heming、xiaoyikaishihuijingchangyongfeigejiwochuanxieshuxinhuilai,neirongwuliaomeiyousihaoyingyang。
【吃了吗?】
【睡了吗?】
【渴了吗?】
wokanzhelaiqi,yiweiyoushihemingzhengwode。
于是便提笔回——
【吃你个头。】
【睡你个头。】
【渴你个头。】
shuxintingleyirihoucaiyoulaileyifeng,zheifengcaishihemingxiede:【nidexinshangrenkeshiyumenleyitian,buzhiniweiheyaomata】
e,yuanlaishixiaoyixiede。
kemeiguojimiaowoyoufachouleqilai,xiaoyiweishenmezheimejiwoxiexin,tashibushitaoyanwoya?
yushiwobiantibixiexinwenheming:【xiaoyitashibushitaoyanwo?】
hemingdehuixinhenjianduanjiuyigezi:【ng。】
wozhengyaonanguo,quezhuyidaoxinzhizuixiamianhaiyouyixingxiaoxiaodezi:【piannide。】
「heming!niyoupianren!」
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tingwenhemingxiaoyichufananxiahoubanyuecaidaomudedi。
ranertamendemachegangdao,dangdibaixingbianfashenglebaoluan。
hemingbanchengqigai,zaiqiaodongshuilejirihoucaidezhizheichangbaoluandeyuanyoushitanguandangdao,baixingcuobatamendangchengletanguan。
hemingxiaoyierrennanxialianggeyuehouzhualebushaotanguan,yuanlaichaotingxiafadezhenzaiwuzifenfabudaobaixingshouli,doushibeizheixietanguantanlequ。
wuzicongtanguanmendefudilisougualechulai,jiexiafajiminzhong,liuminbaoluandewenticaiyoulegaishan。
disigeyue,xiaoyihuachuleshuilitu,shuihuandeyikongzhi。
qiyueqiaoranerzhi,wowuliaodipazaichuangtaishang。
chuangwaizhilezhizhidijiaozhe,raodewoxinfan。
zhenxiangyiquandazaishushangdoujitamenzhenxialai。
「xiaojie,taizidianxiatamenyouxiaoxile!」
woyanjingliangleliang:「shenmexiaoxi?」
xiaocuikanzheyouxieyouyu,zhizhiwuwudi:「jiushi……ng……」
「shenmexiaoxima!nizhijieshuo,benxiaojiehaitingbudelema?」
「jiushitingwennanfangwenyidaolexiajigengyanzhongle,taizitixuminzhong,qinziqufayaojiuzhi,yebuxiaoxinranshanglewenyi。」
huayingangluo,wozhijuedewodeerduoliwengwengde,lianchuangwaicierdechanmingdoutingbujianle。
woyixiahuangle,xiaoyijiushigebingyangzi,zixiaoshenzigujiubibierenruoshangjifen,wenyiyounaodexiong,zhijinhaimeiyouduizhengdeyaofangchulai。
zuozheganzhejiconglaibushiwodexingshizuofeng,dangwanwobiantoulewodiezuibaobei,yeshipaodezuikuaideneipimachufaqulelingnan。
xiaoyitamendangshiyonglebanyuedelucheng,wobudaoqiribiangandaole。
「qingqing?zheilihenweixian,nizenmebeizhejialitoutoupaolaile?」heminghualihuawaidaizhezeguai,「kuaihuiqu,zheilibushinigaidaidedifang。」
wozhuazhuhemingdeyixiujiaojidao:「bieguanneimeduole,xiaoyini?xiandaiwoqujianta。」
zhengshuozhe,fangmenbeituikai,yigedaizheweimaodebaiyinvziduanzheyaowanzoulechulai。
taweiweixianghemingxingli:「taizidianxiadebingyijinghaoledabanle,jianchifuyaobiankequanyu。」
hemingxiangwojieshidao:「zheishisushangshudenversuwanyin,suxiaojieyishulede,qianribianyanzhichulezhiliaowenyideyaofang。」
weifengchuiguo,jiangtalianqiandezaoshafuqi。
xianmeizhuchun,mingmouhaochi。
「haomei。」wogantanzhe。
「qingqing——」shixiaoyi。
tadeshengyinxuruoshaya,dandaizhezenmeyezheyanbuzhudexiyue。
wozhengyutuimenjinqu,taquezulandao:「biejinlai,wopachuanranni。」
aobuguota,zuizhongwozhihaodayingta,dengtahaolezailaijianta,yushihemingbiancharendasaoleyijianwuzirangwozhulexialai。
deyiyusuxiaojiedeyaofang,xiaoyibinglebanyuebianhaole,dantadeshenzihaishiluolebinggen,meidaodongtianbianhuikedelihai。
唉。
真怕他死了。
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shibasuineinian,huangdijiabengle。
nianjinshiliusuidetaizixiaoyijiwei。
anzhaoguiding,xiaoyixuyaoshouxiaosanniancainengquqi。
woshixiaoyiweilaidehuanghou,gonglibianzaozaodipailailejiaowoguijudeguanjiaogugu。
jushuozheigegugushitaihouqinzixuande。
guanjiaoguguhenxiong,bijiaowolianqiangshidediediehaiyaoxiong。
erqiediediejiaodeshiqiang,womeijirijiunengxuehui。
danguanjiaogugujiaodeshisishu、siyihaiyounvgong,woxuelehaojiridoumeiyoujianzhang。
gugushuowoshitajianguozuibukaiqiaodeyige,《nvxun》《nvjie》biejiaxiaojiezaojiuhuibeile,zhiyouwonengcongshulitiaochucilai,shuozheishuxiedebudui。
neijiuzanqiedangtazaikuawocongmingba。
jiuzheiyangxuelebanyue,wozuobuzhule。xiaoyimangzhezhengwu,wobianchuanxinyuezhehemingtoutouliuchuquwan,sheizhiwogoudongcaigangzuanleyibanbianbeiguanjiaogugucharenyidiandiantuolehuilai。
「xiaojieqingzizhong,nannvyoubie。ninshiweilaidehuanghou,xianzaigengyinggaiyuqitananzibaochijuli,yeyaozhuyizijideyanxingjuzhi。」
wowunengkuangnu:「niyezhidaowoshiweilaihuanghoua!neijiufangwochuquwan——」
「nubiyeshianguijuxingshi,dezuile,linxiaojie。」
wobengkuile,zuozaiyizishangbianaoaodaku。
「注意仪态!」
「wobudangzheigehuanghoule,sheiaidangsheidangba。」
「不得妄言!」
「xiaoyinigewangbadan!」
「zhihubixiaquanming,duiqibujing,naishisizui!」
我彻底崩溃了。
yushizaijianxiaoyishihenhenzouletayidun。
xiaoyibeidamengle,yilianwuguweiqudikanzhewo:「weishenmezouwo?」
「danijiudanile,haiyaoshenmeliyou。」
hemingcongxiaodaodalanyelanleile,zheicigancuizuozaiyipangkanxizezedao:「oudadangjinshengshang,linqingyunniyeshidiyige,niyouduoshaogenaodaidoubugoukande。」
wozuoshiyaozouta,talianmangbaoqigebo:「ai,woshichaotingmingguan,oudachaotingmingguanyeshiyaodiaonaodaide。」
「zheieryiduiguijuneieryiduiguiju。」womenleyikoujiu,yuexiangyueweiqu,「wobuxiangxueguijule——」
「neijiubuxue。」xiaoyirenzhendikanxiangwo,「qingqingbuxuyaoxuezheixie,nibenlaideyangzijiuhenkeai。」
duishangxiaoyidemouzi,wozhijuedeerduofatangdelihai,bianlianmangyikaishixian,tigaoyinliangdao:「wo,wodangranzhidao!haiyaonishuo!」
「ai,haiyourenni。niliangyaotanqingshuoaiquyibianertanqu。」
「我看你是嫉妒。」
shuodaozheigehuatiwoyoubujinhaoqiqilai,yushibianyonggebozhouchuolechuoheming:「nishuoniyelaodabuxiaole,bierenjiaheniyigenianjide,zaojiuquqishengzile。
「nishuoshihua,xihuanjingchengzhongnajiaxiaojie?womenbangnichumouhuace。」
hemingcumei:「nidonggepi,womangzheweiguoxiaolini,nalaineimeduoshijiangaoqingqingaiaide。」
wochixiaochusheng:「pashimeiyounajiaxiaojiekandeshangniba。」
「wodemingshengdoushiheniliangyiqihunchoude。」hemingyaoyaqiechi,「xinshangdaole,nimenlianggebixuzifasanbei,buranwojiuhaobulele。」
「neinihaishishangzhehaole。」xiaoyiqianxiaochusheng。
「nizenmeyegenlinqingyunxuehuaileni?」hemingbumandirangrangzhe,「xiangdangniannizhiyouzheimediandadeshihou,shuoshenmenidouxin,shahuhude。ai,xianzaidouxuehuiqiangrenle。
「doushinilinqingyun,doubarendaihuaile。」
「guanwoshenmeshi?zanmensangezhongduzilihuaishuizuiduodejiushinileba!」
「e^,ciyanchayi。bushiwoha,shixiaoyi。」
……
buzhibujuewomenhewanleliudahujiu,dajiadouyouxiezuile。
「qingqingnipashuzuoshenme?」
「woxiangganshouyixiahouzipingrilideshenghuoshizenmegeziwei。」
「ni……haoba,neiwoyeshishi。」
hemingjideduojiao,jiudouxiangshibeihexingleyidabanside:「nimenlianggezuzongkuaidianxialai,shuaidaolewokedandaibuqi!」
「hemingniyekuaishanglai!shangmiandexingxinghaolianga。」
「真的?」
「真的。」
……
hemingqijibaihuai:「xiaoyinizhenshixuehuaile,shangmiangenbenkanbudaoxingxing!
「nimenlianggezenmexiaqule?dengdengwo,wokashushangle。」
「neinijiuzaishangmianshuiba。」wolazhexiaoyi,xiaozheheheminghuishou,「womenkeshiyaohuiqushuijuele。」
「bushi,zhenbuguanwolea?
「回来——」
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ershisuineinian,xibeifashengzhanluan,qiangnulaishixiongxiong。
wodiebeipaichuzhengpingdingzhanluan。
tachuchengqian,wozhuaizhediediedeyixiubukensashou。
wodiewunaidimomowodetou:「zenmehaigenxiaohaiziside?
「fangxinba,diediehenkuaijiuhuihuilai。ershiwunianqian,diediekeyibatamendademandizhaoya,ershiwunianhou,diediezhaoyangkeyi!
「erqiewojiaqingerdahun,diediedangranbuhuicuoguo。」
「当真?」
「dangzhen。」diediexiaozheyuwolagouzuoshi,wocaikensongshou。
kanzheqizaimashangjianxingjianyuandeshenying,woxinzhongqueyinyinbuan。
diediezouhou,xibeiyibianlvlvchuanlaijiebao。
wobuandexinyesuizhechuanlaidejiebaojianjianfangxia。
yankanzhewoyuxiaoyidehunqijiangjin,wobaizherizipanwangzhediediedeguilai。
ranerxianyibudaodajingchengdeshidiediedesixun。
aniangmeiyoushouzhuciji,yibingwochuangbuqi。
diediedelingjiushishirizhihousonghuijingchengde,dangshianiangdeshenzibianyixuruodechengbuzhule。
tachashixiarenfuzhetaqukandiediezuihouyimian。
tahediedieziyouxiangshi,dangniandiediezhengyuyuniangqindinghunshiquebeipailingbingyuanzhengxibei。
xibeizhidiluyuankuhan,qiangnubingmayouqiangshengwubi,zheishiyitiaobuguilu,yufusiwuyi。
niangqinquejiandingdiyudiediedinghun。
「林郎,我信你。」
niangqinshishenguizhongdedaxiaojie,bugujiarenzulanyudiediedingqin,shitazheibeizizuoguodezuipannideshi。
haozainiangqinduduile,xibeidajie。
diedieshenglihuijingqianzaojianxiansuan,chuanwensonghuilinjiashihaihunmibuxing。
niangqinhehuaile,zaidiediechuangqiankudebunengziyi。
kediediequeturanzhengkaiyan,xixiaodao:「piannide。」
niangqinyoukuyouxiao,henhenchuiletayiquan。
「tongtongtong,zhendeshoushangle,nikankan。」
「neijiutongsinisuanle。」
「liuniang,nikankanma!wozhendeshoushangle,aiyoaiyo,yaoyundaole。」
「哪儿?我看看。」
「jiuzhidaonizuihaole,doubushedewotong。」
「linzhounitaoyansile,zheiyangdewanxiaobuxukaidierbian!」
……
shibasuidediedietangzaibingtashangyuaniangkaizheyouzhidewanxiao,ersishisansuidediediequetangzaipumanbingdelingjiuli,ranganiangqipanzhezheiyoushiyigeyouzhidewanxiao。
yixiangzaiwairenmianqianwenzhongdeaniangguizailingjiuqianqibuchengsheng。
「linzhou,nizhengkaiyanjingkankanwo。youxiangpianwoshibushi?duodaderenle,zenmehaizaiwanhaitongdebaxi?zheiciwocaibuhuishangdang。
「linzhounigepianzi,bushishuohaolehuipingpinganandihuilaima!
「林州……」
kebuguananiangzenmekuhan,diediedoumeiyouzaixiangershiwunianqianyiyangzhengkaiyanjingxixiaozheshuo「piannide」,xiangyingleaniangshuode「zheiyangdewanxiaobuxukaidierbian」。
diediedexiashugaosuwo,haisiwodiederenshigensuiletaershiwuniandefujiang。
tahongpiandiedieyinxiachanzhemenghanyaodejiu,youchenyeshenwurenduiqitongxiashashou,zuihoudaizheyiduijingbingtoubenleqiangnu。
wobugangaosuaniang,woyebuganbiaoxiandeguoyubeishangguoyufennu。
diediemeile,aniangyoubingle,xianzaizhengxuyaowochengqizheigejia。