第一章
wojianghuaidongzaiyiqisannian，wulunfashengshenme，wozongshijiandingdezhanzaitashenbian，napatazhishijiangwodangyigetishen。
tashenbiandepengyoudoujuedewoaitaaidaolefengmodedibu，weileqiangmeimeidenanrenbameimeibidaoguowai，renrendouchaoxiaowoqingjian，buzhilianchi。
zhidaoyourenkandao，woheyigekusijianghuaidongdenanren，juzhiqinmi，gengsiyiduiqinglv。
jianghuaidonghezhongrencaijingjue，yuanlaitacaishineigetishen。
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woxianzaichujingshifenganga。
wo，womingyishangdeweihunfu，yijiwoweihunfudebaiyueguangjianwodeyangmei，muqianzhengzaitongyigeshengriyanhuishang。
jintianzheichangyanhui，shiwomingyishangdefuqinmuqinyijiweihunfu，hualedashoubidaxinsizhuanmenweiwoyangmeijuxingdeshengriyanjianjiefengyan。
[zheishishenmexiuluochang！yangmeihuiguo，zijiqinrenheweihunfuduiyangmeibiduizijishangxin，zheigesongjiada**gujiyaoqisile。]
[duia，duia。dangchuweileqiangmeimeidenanren，buxibameimeibichuguo。jieguorenjiajiangshaoyeyagenbuxihuanta，puci......]
[ai，nixiaodiansheng，xiaoxintapofang，denghuifafeng，hahaha......]
beiyaoqingdekeren，wuyibuzhidaowomenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxi，doufenfenyilunqilai。
wotingzheshengyin，huanshiyizhou，zhaodaoleyuantou。
wolengxiaodekanzheneilianggefeitoudaer，chengzhedaduzidelaonanren，chixiaochusheng：[zheiniantou，zhujingdoupeidianpingrenleile？nimenduiwoyoushenmeyijiandangzhewodemianzhishuo，zaibeihouzhizhidiandian，zhenshixiaorenzuopai。]
suijiwohuayitingdun，yuqilazhang：[ebudui，shixiaozhuzuopai，xixi。]
liangrentingdaowozheijiansuankebodehuayu，qidezhimaoyan，yishijianshilefencun，dama：[nizaizheilihewomenjiaoshenmezhen，xiangnizheizhongmeijiaoyangmeijiajiao，youkeboderen，nanguaizhinengjirendangtishen，yaowoshijiangshao，woyexuanniyangmei！]
wobingmeiyouweitadehuagandaoshengqi，fanerjuedegenghaoxiao，fanerzhengdayanjingwugudekanzhetamen：[a？nishuowomeijiaoyang？keshiwodeliyidoushiwodebabaqinzijiaodeai，nishishuowobabameijiaoyangma？]
[haiyou，wozhangzheimepiaoliang，keboyidianshiyinggaide。bijingwopawotaiwanmeile，rangnimenwudizirong。]
tamensihubeiwode**hedaole，liansedoubutaihaokan，youkaishijiaoxunqiwolai。