第1章

“hanyu,liuxinyaojiusuanshinideweihunqi,dantaxihuandequeshiwotangchen,ganranzhiwodenvren,niyiyouqusizhidao!”

“hanyu,womuqinsuiranshiyaozu,danshitayishengcongweishangren,nihanjiadangchuhaiwofumu,jinriwoyaomieniquanzu!”

轰——

hailiangdejiyisaijinhanyudedanao,tamengdicongchuangshangzuoqi,etoushangyididilenghanmibu。

“我重生了!”

“wotemeyouzhongshengle!”

“zheidoudishicilea!”

hanyusisiyaoya,yanlimanshibugan。

tazhishiyigepuputongtongdexiaoshuoduzhe,zhengzaiaoyekanyigedashenxiededoushigaowuxiaoshuo。

xiaoshuosuiranxiedetaoluqiewunao,dankanzheyeshizhendeshuang。

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一边看,一边骂。

neixiewunaofanpaikandehanyuzhihu**,youqishidiyibuhezijitongmingtongxingdeneigejiahuo。

feidebuduanjizhujiaosongcaishuajingyan,hanyunupenshuantiaogouzaineili,yeneng**zhujiao!

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haohaohao,zheiyangwanshiba!

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yinweitazheifanpaishenfenbeijingqiangdelipu。

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jiushiyinweiyouhanjiawushenghanxiaotian,yijibaiwanhanjiajunzhushou。

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lunbeijing,lunshili,nayidianbunianyatangchenneigexiaobiesan?

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yaoshishaoyoubushen,shasilezhujiaodezhiaiqinpeng。

那完蛋了。

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beijingzaiqiangda,yedibuzhukaigua。

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可是挂呢?

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【ding!suzhujiushidayuanzhongtiaojianyidacheng,fuzuoyongzhuanyixitongyijiuwei!】

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jiuci!nizhidaowozheijiucishizenmesidema?

buguohaihao,xitongsuichidandao。

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作死!疯狂作死!

nizhujiaomingyingshiba?wotemefuzuoyongquanjini,kannimingyinghaishiwodeguaying!

hanyusaoleyiyanxitongjiludeeyizhipaixingbang。

【diyiming,liuxinyao,eyizhi:10086(henyi70%,shayi20%,yuannu5%,qita5%)】

【dierming,tangchen,eyizhi:8888(jidu40%,yane30%,henyi20%,shayi5%,qita5%)】

……

kandaozheipaiming,hanyudunshiyileng。

tameixiangdao,diyimingjuranshiliuxinyao,tadeneigeweihunqi。

yuanshenmingmingshigefukediguodeerdai,kepianpianyaozuoliuxinyaodechunqingtiangou。

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真是可笑至极!

hanyuchixiaoyisheng,bingmeiyouduomezaiyiliuxinyaoduitadetaidu,tadangjidalegedianhua。